12parsecs.bsky.social
@12parsecs.bsky.social
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The president announces an arbitrary price hike on Americans because his feelings are hurt by an ad accurately quoting Ronald Reagan’s criticism of tariffs
October 25, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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Know your rights, Illinois.

Stay safe and stay informed.
September 6, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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If you're 60, 69.1% of all job growth since your birth occurred under Democratic administrations.

If you're 45, that number is 74.7%.

If you're under 28, the number is 100%.

Happy Labor Day.
September 1, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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that summit could've been an email
August 15, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Here for this level of troll.
NEW: Gavin Newsom announces a "HISTORIC" event this Thursday
August 13, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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Life-saving idea! Pass it on!
August 5, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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Don't let your feed be all doom and gloom.

Find uplifting accounts with positive content and follow them

Hint hint wink wink
August 6, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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Pretty soon all economic and jobs data released by the federal government will be handwritten with a black Sharpie
August 1, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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Wait…I thought tariffs were taxes other countries paid. Weird.
July 22, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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If churches are allowed to endorse political candidates, then they must also pay taxes.
July 9, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Timeline cleanse.
July 4, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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When your neighbor on the left is being dragged away by masked men and your neighbor on the right can't get an X-ray for their child, be sure to quickly explain that "both parties are the same" and whatnot.
July 3, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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I'm going to try and communicate with my Republican colleagues in a new way.
June 26, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Aquarium finds.
June 22, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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A simple idea that could save your life and help you to be found
June 21, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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Congress? You awake?
June 22, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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I want to take a moment to share an excerpt from the Declaration of Independence's grievances against King George III.

Sound familiar?
June 13, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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If the United States saw what the United States is doing in the United States, the United States would invade the United States to liberate the United States from the tyranny of the United States.
June 13, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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Kristi Noem Appears With Bandage Over Ear Struck By Words
theonion.com
June 13, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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Gavin Newsom and his team are doing a good job at social media.

Using comebacks and memes to just straight up murder muffukahs.

Pay attention, Dems. This is how it’s done.
June 11, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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why is the president the only person testing the limits of his power? everyone should see what they can get away with. what if zookeepers gave helicopters to gorillas? nobody has tried this
June 10, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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I never, ever want to hear another god damn word about state’s rights…
June 9, 2025 at 12:58 PM
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Love this.
Good people stepping up when the system fails our kids.
June 3, 2025 at 12:02 PM