just genuinely so happy Young Thug outta jail
December 17, 2025 at 8:34 AM
just genuinely so happy Young Thug outta jail
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this rob reiner shit is fucking me up
December 15, 2025 at 5:05 AM
this rob reiner shit is fucking me up
the grass aint greener on the other side its just blue
December 12, 2025 at 7:47 PM
the grass aint greener on the other side its just blue
bring me 4 fried chickens and a coke. and some dry white toast, please
December 7, 2025 at 10:25 AM
bring me 4 fried chickens and a coke. and some dry white toast, please
BEEFIN WITH MY CHICK WHILE IM IN JAIL
December 6, 2025 at 7:28 AM
BEEFIN WITH MY CHICK WHILE IM IN JAIL
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in 2007 i had a dream about kristen bell being interviewed about her heavy drinking (?) where she responded to every question with a raucous cackle and the shout: "MAMA'S GOTTA EAT!" so i made this image about it
November 27, 2025 at 3:06 AM
in 2007 i had a dream about kristen bell being interviewed about her heavy drinking (?) where she responded to every question with a raucous cackle and the shout: "MAMA'S GOTTA EAT!" so i made this image about it
watching Aaron Judge highlights on my computer
November 23, 2025 at 10:16 PM
watching Aaron Judge highlights on my computer
Adam Friedland is right about the Yankees, we have no sauce. Yankees fans don't even have two families anymore
November 23, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Adam Friedland is right about the Yankees, we have no sauce. Yankees fans don't even have two families anymore
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quitting your job is one of the funnest things you can do as a human and chuck schumer just wont. fucking. do it.
November 11, 2025 at 12:04 AM
quitting your job is one of the funnest things you can do as a human and chuck schumer just wont. fucking. do it.
lenny pickett is the barometer of whether your SNL monologue is funny or not, and nikki glaser is a bomb factory
November 9, 2025 at 4:48 AM
lenny pickett is the barometer of whether your SNL monologue is funny or not, and nikki glaser is a bomb factory
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ice cubes are ridiculous. like yeah lemme just get a piece of water
November 8, 2025 at 10:27 PM
ice cubes are ridiculous. like yeah lemme just get a piece of water
2017 migos had the world under their thumb, i miss that era
November 8, 2025 at 11:06 PM
2017 migos had the world under their thumb, i miss that era
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You have to survive. There are graves to piss on that haven't been dug yet.
November 4, 2025 at 8:27 PM
You have to survive. There are graves to piss on that haven't been dug yet.
im normally not one to root for the Dodgers but I WILL be watching 42 tonight
November 4, 2025 at 6:32 AM
im normally not one to root for the Dodgers but I WILL be watching 42 tonight
call it 2010 cuz Bieber is embarrassing all of Canada
November 2, 2025 at 4:09 AM
call it 2010 cuz Bieber is embarrassing all of Canada
did just see a velo slap in game 7 of the world series
November 2, 2025 at 1:44 AM
did just see a velo slap in game 7 of the world series
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lmao david byrne showed the video of the ice agents tripping over themselves while trying to run after a biker on wacker drive during the “life during wartime” segment of his chicago show tonight
October 30, 2025 at 3:41 AM
lmao david byrne showed the video of the ice agents tripping over themselves while trying to run after a biker on wacker drive during the “life during wartime” segment of his chicago show tonight
anyone wanna play chess
October 30, 2025 at 9:17 PM
anyone wanna play chess
i wonder what zack greinke's been up to this year
October 29, 2025 at 7:25 PM
i wonder what zack greinke's been up to this year
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Blake Treinen probably didn’t think he’d get to face Kirk again before he went to Valhalla
October 29, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Blake Treinen probably didn’t think he’d get to face Kirk again before he went to Valhalla