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the ideal relationship between men is one man on a skateboard and the other man holding the camcorder
March 19, 2025 at 12:39 PM
the ideal relationship between men is one man on a skateboard and the other man holding the camcorder
got locked out of twitter for telling a jerk to stick his dick in a blender so for at least the next 12 hours i am limited to putting my thoughts here
February 11, 2025 at 11:31 PM
got locked out of twitter for telling a jerk to stick his dick in a blender so for at least the next 12 hours i am limited to putting my thoughts here
must have aged out of youth culture completely because i honestly can’t even imagine a reason i would voluntarily bleach my eyebrows
February 6, 2025 at 8:30 PM
must have aged out of youth culture completely because i honestly can’t even imagine a reason i would voluntarily bleach my eyebrows
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the longer a manifesto gets, the more ammo you give to people who want to write you off as a crank. and in fairness writing a manifesto is generally crank behavior. good lesson in keeping it tight and locked down
December 10, 2024 at 9:24 PM
the longer a manifesto gets, the more ammo you give to people who want to write you off as a crank. and in fairness writing a manifesto is generally crank behavior. good lesson in keeping it tight and locked down
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“It is not an issue of awareness at this point, but clearly power games at play. Evidently I am the first to face it with such brutal honesty.”
I got the Luigi Mangione manifesto. The real one, not the forgery circulating online. www.kenklippenstein.com/p/luigis-man...
Luigi's Manifesto
Exclusive: read Luigi Mangione's 262-word manifesto on the killing of UnitedHealthcare CEO
www.kenklippenstein.com
December 10, 2024 at 9:08 PM
“It is not an issue of awareness at this point, but clearly power games at play. Evidently I am the first to face it with such brutal honesty.”
have to get my oil changed today and therefore i am bracing for another humiliating experience at the mechanic
December 10, 2024 at 3:54 PM
have to get my oil changed today and therefore i am bracing for another humiliating experience at the mechanic
feels like we really lost the plot when everyone started pretending that they’re not lying on the internet for fun and/or profit
December 3, 2024 at 3:32 AM
feels like we really lost the plot when everyone started pretending that they’re not lying on the internet for fun and/or profit
the problem with having a vehicle based job is that 80% of the time i am one inconvenience away from ladybirding myself out of the ambulance
December 2, 2024 at 11:30 PM
the problem with having a vehicle based job is that 80% of the time i am one inconvenience away from ladybirding myself out of the ambulance
5pm darkness is actually truly unbearable. don’t know why it takes me by surprise every year
December 2, 2024 at 1:02 AM
5pm darkness is actually truly unbearable. don’t know why it takes me by surprise every year
having a work radio makes me wayyy too bold. i’m questioning things over air in the public forum like i’m a 1940s steelworker trying to unionize
December 1, 2024 at 3:44 AM
having a work radio makes me wayyy too bold. i’m questioning things over air in the public forum like i’m a 1940s steelworker trying to unionize
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"Second book you say?" Yes I know I have been teasing it for ages but it's 50% longer (and darker and hornier) than the first one so it's taking forever to complete but I swear it's happening. Look, here is a finished panel I promise it's real
November 29, 2024 at 6:40 PM
"Second book you say?" Yes I know I have been teasing it for ages but it's 50% longer (and darker and hornier) than the first one so it's taking forever to complete but I swear it's happening. Look, here is a finished panel I promise it's real
keep being like, wow damn it’s time to go to bed. and then i look at the clock and would you believe it is 5:27pm
November 30, 2024 at 1:27 AM
keep being like, wow damn it’s time to go to bed. and then i look at the clock and would you believe it is 5:27pm
every time my roommate leaves the apartment for more than 12 hours her cat starts throwing up all over the house as a protest action. i feel like we could learn a lot from that as the regime change progresses
November 28, 2024 at 1:17 AM
every time my roommate leaves the apartment for more than 12 hours her cat starts throwing up all over the house as a protest action. i feel like we could learn a lot from that as the regime change progresses
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very excited to see what happens to grocery prices when we impose large tariffs on our two largest agricultural trading partners
This is going to be an absolute mess y’all.
*TRUMP SAYS TO IMPOSE 25% TARIFFS ON ALL MEXICO, CANADA GOODS
*TRUMP SAYS TO IMPOSE 25% TARIFFS ON ALL MEXICO, CANADA GOODS
November 26, 2024 at 12:08 AM
very excited to see what happens to grocery prices when we impose large tariffs on our two largest agricultural trading partners
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me making a BLT after trump implements his tariffs
November 26, 2024 at 3:10 AM
me making a BLT after trump implements his tariffs
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Buddy I love echo chambers. You ever meow back at a cat?
November 22, 2024 at 9:55 PM
Buddy I love echo chambers. You ever meow back at a cat?
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I hate gaining wisdom through painful life experience, I miss being a big stupid dummy
November 26, 2024 at 3:48 AM
I hate gaining wisdom through painful life experience, I miss being a big stupid dummy
some personal news: helped deliver a baby today
November 26, 2024 at 2:17 AM
some personal news: helped deliver a baby today
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emailing me is an act of violence
November 20, 2024 at 12:31 AM
emailing me is an act of violence
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me on twitter: i’m never leaving. i’m not locked in here with you. you’re locked in here with me 😈
me on bluesky: it’s sooo refreshing to leave the hellsite and start over. good vibes! we’re all lowbies now 😃
me on the maplestory forum i’ve been posting on since 2003: Im Going To Kill You For Real
me on bluesky: it’s sooo refreshing to leave the hellsite and start over. good vibes! we’re all lowbies now 😃
me on the maplestory forum i’ve been posting on since 2003: Im Going To Kill You For Real
November 19, 2024 at 4:05 PM
me on twitter: i’m never leaving. i’m not locked in here with you. you’re locked in here with me 😈
me on bluesky: it’s sooo refreshing to leave the hellsite and start over. good vibes! we’re all lowbies now 😃
me on the maplestory forum i’ve been posting on since 2003: Im Going To Kill You For Real
me on bluesky: it’s sooo refreshing to leave the hellsite and start over. good vibes! we’re all lowbies now 😃
me on the maplestory forum i’ve been posting on since 2003: Im Going To Kill You For Real
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our ancestors accomplished more, with less, against worse. stay locked in.
November 19, 2024 at 1:25 PM
our ancestors accomplished more, with less, against worse. stay locked in.
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(lying) of course i would love to be proven wrong
November 19, 2024 at 4:53 PM
(lying) of course i would love to be proven wrong
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When a mutual from X doesn’t follow you on Bsky:
November 19, 2024 at 3:11 PM
When a mutual from X doesn’t follow you on Bsky:
i am NOT advocating for the literary value of fanfiction but i will say as a general rule sex scenes in modern romance novels are not impacting on the depravity/emotional impact charts the way that a random fanfic from like, band of brothers or a random cdrama are
November 19, 2024 at 7:52 PM
i am NOT advocating for the literary value of fanfiction but i will say as a general rule sex scenes in modern romance novels are not impacting on the depravity/emotional impact charts the way that a random fanfic from like, band of brothers or a random cdrama are
my hair is now long enough that in a high pony it still falls over my shoulder and i cannot stop grabbing and pulling it to the side like a pop girl with extensions at an album photoshoot
November 19, 2024 at 7:41 PM
my hair is now long enough that in a high pony it still falls over my shoulder and i cannot stop grabbing and pulling it to the side like a pop girl with extensions at an album photoshoot