zoë
@zoemeetagain.bsky.social
24. writer. gay af with a wonderful gf. sharp object enthusiast. enjoyer of dangerous and military things. general weirdo. under no circumstances assume my posts are made sober
18+, minors dni
my pronouns are she(nanigans) and her(esy)
w-women pwetty
18+, minors dni
my pronouns are she(nanigans) and her(esy)
w-women pwetty
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there are cathedrals everywhere for those with the eyes to see
January 11, 2025 at 6:33 PM
there are cathedrals everywhere for those with the eyes to see
I don't need a recipe for disaster I usually just eyeball it
January 8, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I don't need a recipe for disaster I usually just eyeball it
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every girl has an emotional support heating pad
January 6, 2025 at 3:40 AM
every girl has an emotional support heating pad
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BREAKING NEWS: Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau announces resignation, as Canada officially admits defeat in the Drake vs. Kendrick beef.
January 6, 2025 at 4:27 PM
BREAKING NEWS: Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau announces resignation, as Canada officially admits defeat in the Drake vs. Kendrick beef.
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My sleeping pattern truly is in the trenches rn
January 6, 2025 at 1:49 PM
My sleeping pattern truly is in the trenches rn
The fact that I was almost surprised that my laptop still had an audio jack is an indictment of the current state of society
January 5, 2025 at 6:58 PM
The fact that I was almost surprised that my laptop still had an audio jack is an indictment of the current state of society
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[Witch being burned at the stake]
Crowd: *jeering
Vampire: [from the back] YEAH, FUCK THAT STAKE!!!
Crowd: *jeering
Vampire: [from the back] YEAH, FUCK THAT STAKE!!!
January 4, 2025 at 12:09 PM
[Witch being burned at the stake]
Crowd: *jeering
Vampire: [from the back] YEAH, FUCK THAT STAKE!!!
Crowd: *jeering
Vampire: [from the back] YEAH, FUCK THAT STAKE!!!
My mood going into 2025 is 'fuck it we ball'
January 3, 2025 at 3:21 AM
My mood going into 2025 is 'fuck it we ball'
When 2025 rolled around I was drunkenly making out with a cute lesbian in the bathroom and her friend signed my tit for good luck so I believe in magic now
January 2, 2025 at 5:48 PM
When 2025 rolled around I was drunkenly making out with a cute lesbian in the bathroom and her friend signed my tit for good luck so I believe in magic now
Carrying my makeup in my very inconspicuous Pelican case
December 28, 2024 at 4:54 AM
Carrying my makeup in my very inconspicuous Pelican case
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It’s not enough
A few solid titties left but it’s not enough
Or whatever Kendrick said
A few solid titties left but it’s not enough
Or whatever Kendrick said
December 24, 2024 at 12:13 PM
It’s not enough
A few solid titties left but it’s not enough
Or whatever Kendrick said
A few solid titties left but it’s not enough
Or whatever Kendrick said
You are not immune to autistic lesbian rizz
December 21, 2024 at 4:55 PM
You are not immune to autistic lesbian rizz
Your desk says a lot about you. For example, mine has 2 separate cups of coffee, a glass of milk, 6 knives, a vibrator, and some expired beef jerky that you bet I'm still gonna eat. I don't know what that says about me but my therapist usually writes a lot down in her notebook when I see her
December 21, 2024 at 4:26 AM
Your desk says a lot about you. For example, mine has 2 separate cups of coffee, a glass of milk, 6 knives, a vibrator, and some expired beef jerky that you bet I'm still gonna eat. I don't know what that says about me but my therapist usually writes a lot down in her notebook when I see her
Have people rail you, not your financial situation
December 20, 2024 at 10:30 PM
Have people rail you, not your financial situation
How it feels showing up to family Christmas dinner after making out with a cute girl right before
December 20, 2024 at 5:20 PM
How it feels showing up to family Christmas dinner after making out with a cute girl right before
I prefer my olive oil extra slutty thank you
December 20, 2024 at 4:35 PM
I prefer my olive oil extra slutty thank you
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I think I’ve missed the last few software updates on my body.
December 18, 2024 at 9:51 PM
I think I’ve missed the last few software updates on my body.
If you think spironolactone smells nice and still think you're cis I have bad (or great depending on your point of view) news for you
December 18, 2024 at 6:51 PM
If you think spironolactone smells nice and still think you're cis I have bad (or great depending on your point of view) news for you
Therapy is great and all but for a great low cost alternative consider running around the woods screaming at the top of your lungs while throwing an axe at dead trees
December 18, 2024 at 5:59 PM
Therapy is great and all but for a great low cost alternative consider running around the woods screaming at the top of your lungs while throwing an axe at dead trees
The home alone movie posters are the original reaction YouTube thumbnails
December 18, 2024 at 3:25 AM
The home alone movie posters are the original reaction YouTube thumbnails
I have to say while I do appreciate the gesture a lot, letting the parents of the cute girl I hooked up drive me home does make for a slightly awkward car ride
December 17, 2024 at 12:56 AM
I have to say while I do appreciate the gesture a lot, letting the parents of the cute girl I hooked up drive me home does make for a slightly awkward car ride
checking my email in the morning is like playing russian roulette since I never know if I'm gonna get an email about survival gear or an ad for sex toys
December 15, 2024 at 7:48 PM
checking my email in the morning is like playing russian roulette since I never know if I'm gonna get an email about survival gear or an ad for sex toys
I almost feel sorry for the random business accounts that keep following me because because I feel like one of my posts will eventually be responsible for someone's uncomfortable HR conversation about looking at NSFW memes in the office
December 15, 2024 at 5:38 PM
I almost feel sorry for the random business accounts that keep following me because because I feel like one of my posts will eventually be responsible for someone's uncomfortable HR conversation about looking at NSFW memes in the office