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Ziplock_Waffles 𓅭
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Silly goose on the loose!
22 He/Him

Self diagnosed reply guy
YEAH FUCK DUDES!!!
November 16, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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Yesterday, I pleaded not guilty to the charges that Trump’s DOJ has hit me with in federal court.

This administration is targeting me because they can see that I’ve spoken out against them and will continue to stand up to them.
November 13, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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November 11, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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One horrific thing to me is that the president- a man who has gotten away with everything including literal murder up to this point- seems extremely nervous about anything regarding Epstein coming out. Like how bad does it have to be
November 12, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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Wow, a Long Island jury awarded $112 Million to 674 immigrants who were unlawfully held by county police so they could be handed over to ICE
Federal jury awards $112M to immigrants detained by Suffolk for ICE
A federal jury found the county and the Sheriff's Office violated the Constitutional rights of 674 people.
longisland.news12.com
November 11, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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tummy
November 10, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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November 6, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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if the groundhog sees its own shadow that means 2 more months of locktober for trans women
November 5, 2025 at 4:46 AM
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Folks - let them think this. I’ve spent 25 years doing campaigns - when you think like this after a loss like last night, you are doomed to lose again.
Mike Johnson: "What happened last night is blue states and blue cities voted blue. We all saw that coming. And no one should read too much into last night's election results."
November 5, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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November 5, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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genuinely beautiful that new york elected a muslim lefty mayor the same day that dick cheney died
November 5, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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“some people abuse SNAP” your soul is rotten
October 30, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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this is absolutely insane and yet another sign that the trump administration is attempting to become a full on authoritarian government regime
I have been charged in a federal indictment sought by the Department of Justice.

This political prosecution is an attack on all of our First Amendment rights. I’m not backing down, and we’re going to win.
October 29, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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October 29, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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October 28, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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I think any story about Trump's autocracy should be mostly about the people and institutions who failed to stop it. This guy isn't a political genius, everything else just happens to be rotten. 'Toddler Consolidates Power In Household' is a story about incompetent parents, not shrewd maneuvering
October 28, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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just circling back on this, ana
October 28, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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just woke up from my boyish slumber to the most chapped boy lips (my own to clarify)
October 28, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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October 26, 2025 at 5:36 AM
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let's turn this butthole into a butthome
October 24, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Being on the Internet right now will rot my brain. High angels stay winning
October 24, 2025 at 5:09 AM
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The x-ray didn’t cure my broken leg ass post
Can I ask, what did the No Kings protest actually accomplish? I mean, in real terms, what have these protests materially changed? I can't help but feel these one off protests are merely a heatsink for energy and anger rather than a path for meaningful change and disruption of the system.
October 21, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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If they ever find a way to unclench rfk jr’s asshole, no telling how many cold cases will be solved. He might shit Jimmy Hoffa out you don’t know.
January 30, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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Okay ok im getting the black one
Hello, I Am Fleeing The American Century Of Humiliation, Can You Show
This hat is made-to-order. Please allow 1-2 weeks production time prior to shipment.
thegoodshirts.com
October 19, 2025 at 4:54 PM