Zimmererererer
@zimmerthinks.bsky.social
Performer/producer/writer comedy guy at Kickstand Comedy in Portland, OR with other traits I promise
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goddammit i have to work late in the lab tonight
October 31, 2025 at 1:33 PM
goddammit i have to work late in the lab tonight
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They just tear-gassed us. They tried to run us over in a van holding a peaceful protester. They shot us with pepper balls. They dragged another protester into the facility.
moments ago, ice agents again came out of the broadview detention/“professing” facility to escort a silver suv out of the lot.
one of the agents picked up and threw congressional candidate kat abughazaleh to the ground.
one of the agents picked up and threw congressional candidate kat abughazaleh to the ground.
September 19, 2025 at 1:54 PM
They just tear-gassed us. They tried to run us over in a van holding a peaceful protester. They shot us with pepper balls. They dragged another protester into the facility.
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I ate the beans in my Beanie Baby and now I am the Beanie Baby
September 14, 2025 at 5:53 AM
I ate the beans in my Beanie Baby and now I am the Beanie Baby
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This explains it better than I can
September 10, 2025 at 9:24 PM
This explains it better than I can
The name’s Thomas, Thomas Bahamas.
August 26, 2025 at 6:46 AM
The name’s Thomas, Thomas Bahamas.
Incredibly late to the game, but Aaron Sorkin deserved the Oscar for Moneyball just for how many times he gets someone to address Brad Pitt as “Mr. Bean”
August 25, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Incredibly late to the game, but Aaron Sorkin deserved the Oscar for Moneyball just for how many times he gets someone to address Brad Pitt as “Mr. Bean”
Empires rise and fall, but a man’s binder full of DVDs is forever.
February 19, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Empires rise and fall, but a man’s binder full of DVDs is forever.
Starting to think political humor won’t save us!
January 22, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Starting to think political humor won’t save us!
I like labor strikes but I LOVE laying on that horn at the picket!
HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK
HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK
January 15, 2025 at 5:15 AM
I like labor strikes but I LOVE laying on that horn at the picket!
HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK
HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK
Post your favorite #DoctorWho wrong answers only
January 14, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Post your favorite #DoctorWho wrong answers only
Post house cleaning my brain is rewired to a pure, simple thought pattern. All must remain clean. Done with cup? Cup must be cleaned. Shirt on chair? Not in this house. This is a clean house. Clean. Calm. Calm. Clean.
January 2, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Post house cleaning my brain is rewired to a pure, simple thought pattern. All must remain clean. Done with cup? Cup must be cleaned. Shirt on chair? Not in this house. This is a clean house. Clean. Calm. Calm. Clean.
Invented a new cocktail, call it a “Tummy Toner”
-2 parts Tums
-2 parts melatonin
-2 parts Tums
-2 parts melatonin
December 8, 2024 at 6:32 AM
Invented a new cocktail, call it a “Tummy Toner”
-2 parts Tums
-2 parts melatonin
-2 parts Tums
-2 parts melatonin
Excited to have another platform to make me cringe when I look back at it in 10 years!
November 24, 2024 at 5:10 PM
Excited to have another platform to make me cringe when I look back at it in 10 years!