Jon
@zer0bee.bsky.social
I'm a very big fan of my girlfriend.
June 21, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I'm a very big fan of my girlfriend.
Seems like a missed opportunity that none of the party members in #expedition33 use a whip.
@jackthewhipper.bsky.social has never struck me as particularly litigious, I bet he wouldn't mind.
This may just be my plea to the modding community.
@jackthewhipper.bsky.social has never struck me as particularly litigious, I bet he wouldn't mind.
This may just be my plea to the modding community.
April 29, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Seems like a missed opportunity that none of the party members in #expedition33 use a whip.
@jackthewhipper.bsky.social has never struck me as particularly litigious, I bet he wouldn't mind.
This may just be my plea to the modding community.
@jackthewhipper.bsky.social has never struck me as particularly litigious, I bet he wouldn't mind.
This may just be my plea to the modding community.
Periodic reminder that cops aren't your friends. They view those that they're supposed to protect as their enemy, and things like this are the result of that.
And they'll perpetuate that attitude rather than admit they're the root cause of that distrust.
newjerseymonitor.com/2025/02/05/s...
And they'll perpetuate that attitude rather than admit they're the root cause of that distrust.
newjerseymonitor.com/2025/02/05/s...
State hit with $12M judgment after rookie trooper arrests stroke victim • New Jersey Monitor
A state trooper arrested a driver who had a stroke instead of seeking medical help, prompting a negligence claim and a $12 million jury verdict.
newjerseymonitor.com
February 6, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Periodic reminder that cops aren't your friends. They view those that they're supposed to protect as their enemy, and things like this are the result of that.
And they'll perpetuate that attitude rather than admit they're the root cause of that distrust.
newjerseymonitor.com/2025/02/05/s...
And they'll perpetuate that attitude rather than admit they're the root cause of that distrust.
newjerseymonitor.com/2025/02/05/s...
Okay. I have a plan to save America.
We get someone planted in Musk's orbit. That person keeps prodding at the Tony Stark thing.
We convince him to prove what an alpha he is by going and doing science in a cave somewhere.
We seal up the cave and wash our hands of him.
We get someone planted in Musk's orbit. That person keeps prodding at the Tony Stark thing.
We convince him to prove what an alpha he is by going and doing science in a cave somewhere.
We seal up the cave and wash our hands of him.
February 5, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Okay. I have a plan to save America.
We get someone planted in Musk's orbit. That person keeps prodding at the Tony Stark thing.
We convince him to prove what an alpha he is by going and doing science in a cave somewhere.
We seal up the cave and wash our hands of him.
We get someone planted in Musk's orbit. That person keeps prodding at the Tony Stark thing.
We convince him to prove what an alpha he is by going and doing science in a cave somewhere.
We seal up the cave and wash our hands of him.
The internet archive is fully donation funded.
February 1, 2025 at 10:08 PM
The internet archive is fully donation funded.
I don't get incels and their whole vendetta against women with wild hair dye. Like, have they seen them?
January 25, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I don't get incels and their whole vendetta against women with wild hair dye. Like, have they seen them?
A chilling preview of what's to come with Trump wanting to open up libel laws.
Dude allegedly preyed on refugees and denies nothing, his case is a poorly placed chyron. Demands a retraction, gets it, sues anyway. Some crocodile tears later he's $5m richer cause Florida.
www.npr.org/2025/01/17/n...
Dude allegedly preyed on refugees and denies nothing, his case is a poorly placed chyron. Demands a retraction, gets it, sues anyway. Some crocodile tears later he's $5m richer cause Florida.
www.npr.org/2025/01/17/n...
CNN settles lawsuit after $5 million defamation verdict
CNN settled with a security consultant after a Florida jury found the network had defamed him in a story that suggested he was charging "exorbitant prices" to evacuate people from Afghanistan in 2021.
www.npr.org
January 24, 2025 at 3:39 PM
A chilling preview of what's to come with Trump wanting to open up libel laws.
Dude allegedly preyed on refugees and denies nothing, his case is a poorly placed chyron. Demands a retraction, gets it, sues anyway. Some crocodile tears later he's $5m richer cause Florida.
www.npr.org/2025/01/17/n...
Dude allegedly preyed on refugees and denies nothing, his case is a poorly placed chyron. Demands a retraction, gets it, sues anyway. Some crocodile tears later he's $5m richer cause Florida.
www.npr.org/2025/01/17/n...
TFW you decide to not bother throwing on a belt for the couple quick errands you have to run and your dog full on pantsed you while you're trying to come inside from the snow.
January 11, 2025 at 4:58 PM
TFW you decide to not bother throwing on a belt for the couple quick errands you have to run and your dog full on pantsed you while you're trying to come inside from the snow.
That overwhelming urge to make an alcoholism style PSA for dudes who have a board game problem.
January 11, 2025 at 3:57 PM
That overwhelming urge to make an alcoholism style PSA for dudes who have a board game problem.
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there are two types of male groupchats. they either have a name like “BONER BOYS RES[ERECT]ED: HORNY 4 LIFE, 2 CAKED UP 2 DIE” but everyone’s just encouraging each other on breakups and to try therapy. the other will be named something like “gary chat” and filled with domestic terrorists
January 10, 2025 at 6:14 PM
there are two types of male groupchats. they either have a name like “BONER BOYS RES[ERECT]ED: HORNY 4 LIFE, 2 CAKED UP 2 DIE” but everyone’s just encouraging each other on breakups and to try therapy. the other will be named something like “gary chat” and filled with domestic terrorists
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1. Hundreds of companies who pledged to stop donating to members of Congress who voted to overturn the election on 1/6/21 have broken their promise over the last 4 years
But we've identified 10 promise keepers:
Farmers
Airbnb
Expedia
Nike
Clorox
General Mills
Holland & Hart
Qurate
Whirlpool
Lyft
But we've identified 10 promise keepers:
Farmers
Airbnb
Expedia
Nike
Clorox
General Mills
Holland & Hart
Qurate
Whirlpool
Lyft
10 corporations that kept their promises after January 6, 2021
After a violent mob stormed the Capitol building on January 6, 2021, hundreds of corporations took action to communicate to the public that democracy itself was more important than maximizing their po...
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January 7, 2025 at 3:34 PM
I challenge anyone to do worse than fucking Schindler's List.
Back to the Future for me. Lol. Surely true but not very helpful.
January 5, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I challenge anyone to do worse than fucking Schindler's List.
I just realized that I am a person who would rather learn plumbing than hand wash dishes.
December 28, 2024 at 11:46 PM
I just realized that I am a person who would rather learn plumbing than hand wash dishes.
23 years running, I am the world's most oblivious man.
Pro dating tip, men: If she offers you a ride back to your place, she's probably not just being courteous.
Pro dating tip, men: If she offers you a ride back to your place, she's probably not just being courteous.
December 28, 2024 at 9:59 PM
23 years running, I am the world's most oblivious man.
Pro dating tip, men: If she offers you a ride back to your place, she's probably not just being courteous.
Pro dating tip, men: If she offers you a ride back to your place, she's probably not just being courteous.
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Shouting out my cousin Luigi on the news
December 23, 2024 at 6:05 PM
Shouting out my cousin Luigi on the news
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IQ tests are astrology for racists
December 26, 2024 at 6:52 PM
IQ tests are astrology for racists
Looks like I've got a new go-to for when I see someone going to bat for AI:
December 20, 2024 at 1:12 AM
Looks like I've got a new go-to for when I see someone going to bat for AI:
This is the most niche ass joke I have ever seen.
There is a Venn diagram of "loves Rugrats" and "devoured the Legacy of Main series" and it's just two independent circles with a little dot representing me inbetween them.
youtu.be/EdMvgOLFjas?...
There is a Venn diagram of "loves Rugrats" and "devoured the Legacy of Main series" and it's just two independent circles with a little dot representing me inbetween them.
youtu.be/EdMvgOLFjas?...
Raziel making chocolate pudding at 4am | Legacy of Kain meme dub
YouTube video by DreadAnon
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December 19, 2024 at 5:26 PM
This is the most niche ass joke I have ever seen.
There is a Venn diagram of "loves Rugrats" and "devoured the Legacy of Main series" and it's just two independent circles with a little dot representing me inbetween them.
youtu.be/EdMvgOLFjas?...
There is a Venn diagram of "loves Rugrats" and "devoured the Legacy of Main series" and it's just two independent circles with a little dot representing me inbetween them.
youtu.be/EdMvgOLFjas?...
Gonna step away from politics for half a second to say that the #superman trailer has me absolutely sold. Holy shit. I don't think that could have spoken more directly to me and what I want out of a Superman movie as a fan of STAS primarily.
And that guitar John Williams, cherry on fucking top.
And that guitar John Williams, cherry on fucking top.
December 19, 2024 at 5:18 PM
Gonna step away from politics for half a second to say that the #superman trailer has me absolutely sold. Holy shit. I don't think that could have spoken more directly to me and what I want out of a Superman movie as a fan of STAS primarily.
And that guitar John Williams, cherry on fucking top.
And that guitar John Williams, cherry on fucking top.
Unfortunately, I can only cancel all of my #disney subs once. I have given so much money to this company in my adult life and I am fucking done. No more #marvelsnap no more #marvelcomics, I'm officially done.
www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/d...
www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/d...
Disney Pulls Transgender Storyline from Pixar’s ‘Win or Lose’ Streaming Series (Exclusive)
The original animated show about a co-ed high school team debuts on Disney+ in February.
www.hollywoodreporter.com
December 18, 2024 at 2:53 PM
Unfortunately, I can only cancel all of my #disney subs once. I have given so much money to this company in my adult life and I am fucking done. No more #marvelsnap no more #marvelcomics, I'm officially done.
www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/d...
www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/d...
Learned Davinci Resolve just so I could trim a couple of seconds out of Home Alone 2.
Worth it. Now I can happily watch "Home Alone 2: The Kevin Can Find the Lobby Himself Cut."
Worth it. Now I can happily watch "Home Alone 2: The Kevin Can Find the Lobby Himself Cut."
December 18, 2024 at 1:58 PM
Learned Davinci Resolve just so I could trim a couple of seconds out of Home Alone 2.
Worth it. Now I can happily watch "Home Alone 2: The Kevin Can Find the Lobby Himself Cut."
Worth it. Now I can happily watch "Home Alone 2: The Kevin Can Find the Lobby Himself Cut."
If you see this, share 4 of your favourite strong female video game characters 🎮
December 17, 2024 at 4:39 PM
If you see this, share 4 of your favourite strong female video game characters 🎮
Just found myself unironically thinking how I wish #nintendo would make a VR headset so I can play Animal Crossing in VR.
What could go wrong? I'm sure it would be a major seller, call it something like the Virtual Boy.
What could go wrong? I'm sure it would be a major seller, call it something like the Virtual Boy.
December 16, 2024 at 7:36 PM
Just found myself unironically thinking how I wish #nintendo would make a VR headset so I can play Animal Crossing in VR.
What could go wrong? I'm sure it would be a major seller, call it something like the Virtual Boy.
What could go wrong? I'm sure it would be a major seller, call it something like the Virtual Boy.
TFW the controller is about five feet away and you're trapped by 65 pounds of love:
December 14, 2024 at 3:40 PM
TFW the controller is about five feet away and you're trapped by 65 pounds of love:
You know, I think I get the #witcher4 complaining now. I too would never want to play a game where I wouldn't fuck the protagonist.
Whelp, back to #soulreaver
Whelp, back to #soulreaver
December 13, 2024 at 11:18 PM
You know, I think I get the #witcher4 complaining now. I too would never want to play a game where I wouldn't fuck the protagonist.
Whelp, back to #soulreaver
Whelp, back to #soulreaver