Jon
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Jon
@zer0bee.bsky.social
At that point, how do you not just close the school for a few days? Realistically there's gonna be even more spread from the kids whose parents sent their sick kids in anyway.
December 18, 2025 at 5:52 PM
The debates will, of course, be between Erika (Oh god, I already forgot his name and that's fucking wonderful) and a drunk Joe Rogan.
December 18, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Two sentences review: $30 and fun as fuck. Buy it if you liked early 90's arcade games.
December 5, 2025 at 12:09 AM
This is my cope.

I don't think there's anybody that can hold together the coalition he's formed.

His narcissism and inability to accept his own mortality leaves the party with no viable successor. That being the case, I would be shocked if his core base even bothers voting after he dies.
December 3, 2025 at 11:11 PM
As an American who *actually* has mass transit, strong agreed.

I don't drive people to the airport; I offer up my driveway which is about 25 yards from a bus stop that goes straight to the local airport.
November 25, 2025 at 4:21 PM
The new AI at Wendy's drive thru can't understand when I'm picking up a mobile order, but I'm sure AI oncologists will be much better.
October 6, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Retro pay doesn't pay the bills, though.

And this isn't going to be the only shutdown of this term, realistically. Ideally this hits them enough times that they start losing agents who need a stable income en masse.
October 2, 2025 at 2:21 AM
I mean, yeah, that's one big meme. What they "meant" was just memes he and his roommate found funny.

The point is that there's no deep meaning to them. Helldivers has fuck all to do with the shooting.
September 18, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Remember when we had entire fucking hearings after the right melted down when they *thought* Biden was trying to get broadcasters to not spread active misinfo?

It was never about free speech. It's all about the speech they want.
September 17, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Which has been confirmed to have just been a big meme.

www.nytimes.com/2025/09/16/u...
In the Kirk Shooting, Some Messages on the Bullets Apparently Meant Nothing
www.nytimes.com
September 16, 2025 at 11:56 PM
How did I know the remarks would be pretty damn innocuous?

Meanwhile, a dude on Fox News today advocating for just killing off the mentally ill and being done with it.

We have two entirely different sets of standards.
September 11, 2025 at 2:58 AM
I got off Meta entirely after CA back in 2016, before it was cool.

And yet, I do not choose to presume I know others' situations. Like it or not, there are a lot of people out there who *are* dependent on FB for a lot of social and business reasons.

You cannot possibly know.
September 6, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Not too shy to say that, if I'm stuck here in the US, I'm very glad I'm in MA at least.
September 4, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Gee, Mavis, your house is across the street.
That's an awfully long way to go for makin' out.

I'd rather make out with my Monroebot.
September 4, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Quit your job, you suck at it.
September 4, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Betrayed implies they ever cared.

Anonymous victims of sex trafficking make for a convenient cudgel when they want to blame everyone else for everything they see as wrong with the world.

But when you put a name to them or show them their heroes are the victimizers, they don't care.
September 4, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Considering he had nothing to say about either: Transphobia and making excuses for genocide? A-okay by Tom. But he draws the line at making sure people can afford groceries.
September 3, 2025 at 5:13 PM
The 5th?!
September 3, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Wait, they can do that?!
September 1, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Narrator: They don't mind at all.
August 27, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Republicans are big strong men who unload in their underwear the second they get within 20 yards of any building taller than two stories.
August 26, 2025 at 3:10 AM
When they go low, we kick them in the fucking teeth.
August 21, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Not much for us to do up here in MA; our congressional delegation is already full blue.

I think our closest seat was like +6 D last time out.
August 21, 2025 at 8:24 PM
The boycott has been a result of policies excluding bipoc and LGBTQ+ and their solution is to hire another cis white guy to replace the cis white guy who caused the problem.

Surely, this will fix the issue. Maybe another interview of "we understand you're upset and intend to do nothing about it."
August 20, 2025 at 9:38 PM