The Noodle Man
@zenja.bsky.social
Body of a man, mind of a noodle.
TTRPGs (Pathfinder 2e mainly), FPS games, story writing, video editing
Show me black cats.
TTRPGs (Pathfinder 2e mainly), FPS games, story writing, video editing
Show me black cats.
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The Noodle Man
@zenja.bsky.social
· Oct 27
Things that activate my autistic neurons:
Robot Characters
Old anime art styles
Black cats (bonus points for red or purple accessory)
PS1 graphics
Classic Edgy characters (the ones that are just actually dorks)
Stories about bettering one's self and taking responsibility
post modernism
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Robot Characters
Old anime art styles
Black cats (bonus points for red or purple accessory)
PS1 graphics
Classic Edgy characters (the ones that are just actually dorks)
Stories about bettering one's self and taking responsibility
post modernism
(more ↓)
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Paizo, I beg of you, scale your maps up in size. Why are my players fighting demons inside a sardine can. It's 2026, no one is actually running off of the physical page of a book. We have the technology.
January 13, 2026 at 1:13 AM
Paizo, I beg of you, scale your maps up in size. Why are my players fighting demons inside a sardine can. It's 2026, no one is actually running off of the physical page of a book. We have the technology.
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Boggling that the use of generative AI is so common in the TTRPG world. I'm not talking about just generating art for your character, I'm talking people who make content using it in their products.
Theres a few plugins I use in FoundryVTT that have GenAI images in it, and I cringe every time.
Theres a few plugins I use in FoundryVTT that have GenAI images in it, and I cringe every time.
January 6, 2026 at 4:52 PM
Boggling that the use of generative AI is so common in the TTRPG world. I'm not talking about just generating art for your character, I'm talking people who make content using it in their products.
Theres a few plugins I use in FoundryVTT that have GenAI images in it, and I cringe every time.
Theres a few plugins I use in FoundryVTT that have GenAI images in it, and I cringe every time.
I don't care what anyone says, but the Grave Robber image from Pathfinder 2e's NPC Core? Kinda wife honestly.
January 4, 2026 at 5:20 AM
I don't care what anyone says, but the Grave Robber image from Pathfinder 2e's NPC Core? Kinda wife honestly.
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Live by these fucking words in 2026. Be SPICY and lend a hand.
January 1, 2026 at 3:29 AM
Live by these fucking words in 2026. Be SPICY and lend a hand.
If you're playing tabletop sim with me and we're changing games, you best believe I'm hitting you with either "Connect One" or "Eels and Escalators" as a gag but before I switch to the real game.
Once in a blue moon, it's Guess Who: Undertale.
Once in a blue moon, it's Guess Who: Undertale.
December 25, 2025 at 10:04 PM
If you're playing tabletop sim with me and we're changing games, you best believe I'm hitting you with either "Connect One" or "Eels and Escalators" as a gag but before I switch to the real game.
Once in a blue moon, it's Guess Who: Undertale.
Once in a blue moon, it's Guess Who: Undertale.
Epstein Files 🤝 Logan Paul
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December 21, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Epstein Files 🤝 Logan Paul
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In this corner, we have: Disarming narcissists via the silent treatment!!!
(Mild cheer)
Aaaaand in this corner, weighing 50 lbs soaking wet: ADHD tendency to people please, speaking when spoken to reflexively!!!!
(Crowd jeers and boos, someone throws a beer bottle.)
(Mild cheer)
Aaaaand in this corner, weighing 50 lbs soaking wet: ADHD tendency to people please, speaking when spoken to reflexively!!!!
(Crowd jeers and boos, someone throws a beer bottle.)
December 19, 2025 at 1:06 PM
In this corner, we have: Disarming narcissists via the silent treatment!!!
(Mild cheer)
Aaaaand in this corner, weighing 50 lbs soaking wet: ADHD tendency to people please, speaking when spoken to reflexively!!!!
(Crowd jeers and boos, someone throws a beer bottle.)
(Mild cheer)
Aaaaand in this corner, weighing 50 lbs soaking wet: ADHD tendency to people please, speaking when spoken to reflexively!!!!
(Crowd jeers and boos, someone throws a beer bottle.)
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I want to return to the same euphoria of when Deepseek dropped and all of the worst people were freaking out and suddenly like a billion dollars was wiped from the stock market or something. That was a good week.
December 15, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I want to return to the same euphoria of when Deepseek dropped and all of the worst people were freaking out and suddenly like a billion dollars was wiped from the stock market or something. That was a good week.
Art that doesn't get tagged for adult content: You can see every detail of their junk and that shirt is obscuring absolutely nothing.
Art that gets tagged for adult content: She's wearing a swimsuit.
Art that gets tagged for adult content: She's wearing a swimsuit.
December 14, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Art that doesn't get tagged for adult content: You can see every detail of their junk and that shirt is obscuring absolutely nothing.
Art that gets tagged for adult content: She's wearing a swimsuit.
Art that gets tagged for adult content: She's wearing a swimsuit.
Like how the Nodachi in PF2e describes it as a sword used against mounted foes, yet nothing about it is particularly good at that except for the Brace tag, which forces you to give up an action and reaction just for a bit extra precision damage.
At least make it proc on op attacks if you have it :/
At least make it proc on op attacks if you have it :/
December 7, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Like how the Nodachi in PF2e describes it as a sword used against mounted foes, yet nothing about it is particularly good at that except for the Brace tag, which forces you to give up an action and reaction just for a bit extra precision damage.
At least make it proc on op attacks if you have it :/
At least make it proc on op attacks if you have it :/
Watching all these people talk about their RPGs when I barely have time to play in the games I have going
a stuffed animal is looking out of a window .
ALT: a stuffed animal is looking out of a window .
media.tenor.com
December 2, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Watching all these people talk about their RPGs when I barely have time to play in the games I have going
Design by Committee/Corporate Meddling.
December 2, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Design by Committee/Corporate Meddling.
Sometimes I wonder if #Pathfinder was the "lingua franca" TTRPG system, I would reflexively balk at seeing it everywhere. Then again, its not like I dislike [Popular game] *because* it's popular. I don't think I would take issue with the popular game if it wasn't half-baked and poorly balanced.
November 29, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Sometimes I wonder if #Pathfinder was the "lingua franca" TTRPG system, I would reflexively balk at seeing it everywhere. Then again, its not like I dislike [Popular game] *because* it's popular. I don't think I would take issue with the popular game if it wasn't half-baked and poorly balanced.
I'm gonna tell people I boycotted black friday/cyber monday, when in reality there isn't anything worth a damn on any good deal anyway.
November 28, 2025 at 10:34 PM
I'm gonna tell people I boycotted black friday/cyber monday, when in reality there isn't anything worth a damn on any good deal anyway.
Any "let's talk about the real origin of thanksgiving" conversation didn't happen at my house because it's either preaching to the choir or a brick wall.
Manifest destiny, ethnic cleansing, genocide, imperialism, etc.
I'm just happy my in-law now thinks gender roles are fake and are flexible.
Manifest destiny, ethnic cleansing, genocide, imperialism, etc.
I'm just happy my in-law now thinks gender roles are fake and are flexible.
November 27, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Any "let's talk about the real origin of thanksgiving" conversation didn't happen at my house because it's either preaching to the choir or a brick wall.
Manifest destiny, ethnic cleansing, genocide, imperialism, etc.
I'm just happy my in-law now thinks gender roles are fake and are flexible.
Manifest destiny, ethnic cleansing, genocide, imperialism, etc.
I'm just happy my in-law now thinks gender roles are fake and are flexible.
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Sam Alito finds that the founding fathers never considered if Samus possesses the right to own and transfer a gravity suit. Barret concures and adds that the word "Morphball" is nowhere written in the constitution.
November 25, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Sam Alito finds that the founding fathers never considered if Samus possesses the right to own and transfer a gravity suit. Barret concures and adds that the word "Morphball" is nowhere written in the constitution.
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If you want to commission me you have to defeat my 7 evil regulars
November 15, 2025 at 12:45 PM
If you want to commission me you have to defeat my 7 evil regulars
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"Oh they basically just rolled up a fetish fodder character, gross"
Is the character actually dynamic and has depth? Are they believable? Do they fit the GM's setting and story? Does the player RP it well? Do they actually engage with the game?
If the answer is "yes" to all then shut the fuck up!
Is the character actually dynamic and has depth? Are they believable? Do they fit the GM's setting and story? Does the player RP it well? Do they actually engage with the game?
If the answer is "yes" to all then shut the fuck up!
a man with glasses is covering his nose with his hands and the words illusive soul are visible behind him
ALT: a man with glasses is covering his nose with his hands and the words illusive soul are visible behind him
media.tenor.com
November 15, 2025 at 12:34 PM
"Oh they basically just rolled up a fetish fodder character, gross"
Is the character actually dynamic and has depth? Are they believable? Do they fit the GM's setting and story? Does the player RP it well? Do they actually engage with the game?
If the answer is "yes" to all then shut the fuck up!
Is the character actually dynamic and has depth? Are they believable? Do they fit the GM's setting and story? Does the player RP it well? Do they actually engage with the game?
If the answer is "yes" to all then shut the fuck up!
TERF rhetoric is Nazi rhetoric. I will not be using passive language at this time, nor will I be taking any questions (unless they're about something else).
November 11, 2025 at 10:39 PM
TERF rhetoric is Nazi rhetoric. I will not be using passive language at this time, nor will I be taking any questions (unless they're about something else).
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It's interesting that wise conservative business guys implicitly understand "return on investment" except when it comes to this. It's better for YOU if your neighbor gets enough to eat so he can become your community's mechanic, accountant, dentist--whatever!--instead of lying dead in a ditch
The welfare state is about dignity, equality, and making people not poor, but as @itsafronomics.bsky.social says/cites here, it’s often also an investment that more than pays for itself
Why should you 🫵🏿 care about SNAP? SNAP recipients saw:
- Improved life expectancy
- Lower chance of incarceration
- Lowers chance of poverty
- Lived in better neighborhoods
- Higher human capital
SNAP keeps our neighbors fed, communities safer, and kids educated. Also people are HUNGRY. DUH!
- Improved life expectancy
- Lower chance of incarceration
- Lowers chance of poverty
- Lived in better neighborhoods
- Higher human capital
SNAP keeps our neighbors fed, communities safer, and kids educated. Also people are HUNGRY. DUH!
November 2, 2025 at 5:02 PM
It's interesting that wise conservative business guys implicitly understand "return on investment" except when it comes to this. It's better for YOU if your neighbor gets enough to eat so he can become your community's mechanic, accountant, dentist--whatever!--instead of lying dead in a ditch