The Noodle Man
@zenja.bsky.social
Body of a man, mind of a noodle.
TTRPGs (Pathfinder 2e mainly), FPS games, story writing, video editing
Show me black cats.
TTRPGs (Pathfinder 2e mainly), FPS games, story writing, video editing
Show me black cats.
TERF rhetoric is Nazi rhetoric. I will not be using passive language at this time, nor will I be taking any questions (unless they're about something else).
November 11, 2025 at 10:39 PM
TERF rhetoric is Nazi rhetoric. I will not be using passive language at this time, nor will I be taking any questions (unless they're about something else).
Right Wing Grifter voice: Curious that this card has a higher cost, hmmm???
October 28, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Right Wing Grifter voice: Curious that this card has a higher cost, hmmm???
The proper visit to Bilewater in #silksong (where you're doing runs to the boss) is straight up something scraped off the floor of the bathroom floor in hell. It's like chalk on a nailboard. Its like all your sensory triggers being systematically activated; clothing-tags-in-wet-socks tier agony.
September 19, 2025 at 1:50 AM
The proper visit to Bilewater in #silksong (where you're doing runs to the boss) is straight up something scraped off the floor of the bathroom floor in hell. It's like chalk on a nailboard. Its like all your sensory triggers being systematically activated; clothing-tags-in-wet-socks tier agony.
WOOOOO, Yeah baby! That's what it's about! That's what I'm talking abou- *gets pounced by animal*
August 24, 2025 at 7:15 PM
WOOOOO, Yeah baby! That's what it's about! That's what I'm talking abou- *gets pounced by animal*
cat distribution system was scouting you
August 13, 2025 at 11:25 PM
cat distribution system was scouting you
The most important frame of this trailer:
August 9, 2025 at 11:06 PM
The most important frame of this trailer:
Presented with 0 context:
July 31, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Presented with 0 context:
Since I am white and own a house now, I need a "Live, Laugh, Love" sign in my living room.
But since I'm AuDHD and grew up in the 2000's, the sign will look like this (credit to @psynwav.bsky.social )
But since I'm AuDHD and grew up in the 2000's, the sign will look like this (credit to @psynwav.bsky.social )
June 20, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Since I am white and own a house now, I need a "Live, Laugh, Love" sign in my living room.
But since I'm AuDHD and grew up in the 2000's, the sign will look like this (credit to @psynwav.bsky.social )
But since I'm AuDHD and grew up in the 2000's, the sign will look like this (credit to @psynwav.bsky.social )
The ending of Invincible S1 should be the gold standard for showing how you can write "speech check the final boss, resulting in him just going away" and have it be convincing, believable, and satisfying.
May 14, 2025 at 10:11 AM
The ending of Invincible S1 should be the gold standard for showing how you can write "speech check the final boss, resulting in him just going away" and have it be convincing, believable, and satisfying.
Every school lunch period, we had to deal with Cole and his stupid law.
April 11, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Every school lunch period, we had to deal with Cole and his stupid law.
(accidentally deleted this response, don't mind me)
January 9, 2025 at 9:13 PM
(accidentally deleted this response, don't mind me)
Videos that would cause 11 year old me to explode:
![A screen shot of a youtube suggestion for "Linkin Park Avenue: Chaos Theory [Sonic x LP]", teeming with an edgy art style evocative of the year 2001.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cztkmajglemc7ip4uufqhqzz/bafkreibxee22kvb47se7f7wxn3blzsws5md6fni3olwovmt3epjn5leuce@jpeg)
January 6, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Videos that would cause 11 year old me to explode:
Just watched the "Knuckles" mini-series spinoff (of the sonic movies).
I was not expecting a spiritual sequel to 'Dodgeball (2004)'.
I was not expecting a spiritual sequel to 'Dodgeball (2004)'.
January 5, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Just watched the "Knuckles" mini-series spinoff (of the sonic movies).
I was not expecting a spiritual sequel to 'Dodgeball (2004)'.
I was not expecting a spiritual sequel to 'Dodgeball (2004)'.
This is how it feels trying to sleep taking Vyvanse:
December 18, 2024 at 11:47 AM
This is how it feels trying to sleep taking Vyvanse:
You know how there's an ironic conspiracy theory that only 12 people take seriously about "Disney's Frozen" was made to throw off searches for Walt Disney supposedly being in Cryogenic stasis?
The hotel level in Super Mario Sunshine was made to obfuscate searches for "Hotel Mario" in the same way.
The hotel level in Super Mario Sunshine was made to obfuscate searches for "Hotel Mario" in the same way.
December 14, 2024 at 9:55 PM
You know how there's an ironic conspiracy theory that only 12 people take seriously about "Disney's Frozen" was made to throw off searches for Walt Disney supposedly being in Cryogenic stasis?
The hotel level in Super Mario Sunshine was made to obfuscate searches for "Hotel Mario" in the same way.
The hotel level in Super Mario Sunshine was made to obfuscate searches for "Hotel Mario" in the same way.