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Zelkin
@zelkin764.bsky.social
He/Him

More Scrolling, Less Doom
Gets rent renewal notice*
Rent is going up $50*
Get notice the next day to cancel and resign*
Rent is only going up $25*

Small victories.
April 1, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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February 27, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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come outside

animation by @deathbulge.bsky.social
February 25, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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SHELVE YOUR QUARTERSTAFF, TODAY YOU WILL BATTLE ENNUI. AND YOU WILL WIN.
February 24, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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After that plane literally flipped upside down after smashing into the runway and 100% of people survived, I hope every person who ever said “what’s even the point of seatbelts on a plane” feels like a real doof.
February 19, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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What's your favorite Jock moment in the series?
February 9, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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Apropos for some of the arguments I’ve been having this week. And what a week it’s been.

#nursesky #medsky
February 8, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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Relevant meme.
February 6, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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YOUR FOES WOULD SEE YOU SLEEPLESS: RESIST AND REST.
February 4, 2025 at 7:20 PM
We got our first real snow for my birthday. I swept the sidewalks and my neighbor provided rock salt to keep it clear. I've seen people go by nodding in appreciation. Gonna finish the day off with some Cheba Hut and some low-key shows with the madame.
February 3, 2025 at 11:45 PM
I love public transportation.

We could've drove downtown and back. But we took the bus, enjoyed our time, had drinks with friends, pet all the dogs.

Sometimes the car can just stay home. Just because I have a tool doesnt mean I NEED to always use it.
January 26, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Kind stupidity is still kind first. It's practically innocent.
I could accept everyone becoming dumber if we were also becoming nicer (golden retriever-fication) instead of getting more evil
January 24, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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January 24, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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January 23, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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NO WARRIOR CAN FIGHT ALONE. ASK FOR HELP IF YOU NEED IT.
January 23, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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The red star #Antares, brightest star in #Scorpius, is in the east before sunrise. Over the next 2 mornings, the #moon be near this star. And a few will see the moon pass in front of Antares. https://earthsky.org/astronomy-essentials/visible-planets-tonight-mars-jupiter-venus-saturn-mercury/
January 23, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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Next time you're going to be away from the internet for an extended period of time, instead of announcing it, just post something like "Whoa, I wonder what's in this cave!"
January 23, 2025 at 11:42 PM
The algorithm here has decided that if I like webcomics then I'm clearly a furry with a foot fetish and I just....... No?
January 23, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Oh, man. How am I going to use this app without doom scrolling like the other two basic apps.

~*Follows like 40 webcomic artists*~

Nevermind. I figured it out. I'm home again.
January 23, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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"It's going to get so much worse."

"You won't like what comes next."

"Enjoy the..."

Shut. Up.

Increasing the overall feeling of doom is op shit, even if you're not an actual op. We already know. All you're doing is increasing feelings of helplessness and making it harder to act.
January 22, 2025 at 4:20 AM