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Zach Wolfe
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Step on the gas and wipe that tear away . . .
Pinned
If the bit does not hit, you still must commit.
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So like, what if Maduro is somehow acquitted?
January 4, 2026 at 9:12 PM
I need some recommendations for quality recent films to watch with my 16yo. He’s into cinematography and thoughtful screenplays.
January 4, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Thinking back to how giddy the media was when we invaded Iraq. A ratings bonanza.
January 3, 2026 at 8:13 PM
My 16yo knew about the invasion before the media reported it because his friend has family in Venezuela who sent videos. So he was up late debating it while we slept.
January 3, 2026 at 7:27 PM
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No discussion of democracy. No discussion of elections. Plenty of talk by Trump about running the country and taking the oil. Let’s not forget to thank John Roberts for his role in immunizing this international criminal.
January 3, 2026 at 5:57 PM
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Relying on incompetent Defense Secretary Hegseth, Trump claims he’ll “run” Venezuela indefinitely. If only Trump could run America competently to deal with the very real struggles of our families instead of starting another war.
January 3, 2026 at 7:12 PM
Legal Scholars Debate Constitutionality of President Ordering Unilateral Invasion of Foreign Country and Abduction of its Leader Without Authorization from Congress
January 3, 2026 at 5:37 PM
Looking forward to hearing from all the "constitutional conservatives" today.
January 3, 2026 at 5:35 PM
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Rubio: Congress doesn’t need to be notified because this is a law-enforcement operation, besides we’re occupying Venezuela and taking its oil for the foreseeable future.
January 3, 2026 at 5:23 PM
But Democrats need to focus on “kitchen table” issues.
January 3, 2026 at 2:19 PM
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January 3, 2026 at 2:17 PM
Republicans shrug if a black teenager accidentally walks up to some old white guy's house and gets shot by mistake, but they're cool with weirdos showing up at daycares demanding to know where the kids are.
January 2, 2026 at 7:26 PM
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Find me the conservative parents with kids in daycare who would be okay with a group of anonymous men, some masked, some with cameras, being allowed without their permission into their kid’s daycare in the middle of the day to *film their kids*.

Find me one.
January 2, 2026 at 11:55 AM
Me and the Beav
January 1, 2026 at 6:37 PM
Mrs zachwolfelaw and I already went out to eat with the other senior citizens. Home by 6:30. Happy New Year!

#NewYearsEve2025
January 1, 2026 at 12:33 AM
My new fitness plan starts tomorrow.

I just don’t know what it is yet.

#HungryLikeZachWolfe
December 31, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Looks like “Somali childcare fraud” is the new “there’s a [black] woman in Chicago who . . .”

(The part in brackets was always understood.)
December 31, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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Ok, Raffi's bragging for me, so I'm bragging. It has been a pleasure working on this case against Ken Paxton, and we got a great opinion today. Per the opinion, "the Attorney
General lacked rulemaking authority" when he tried to impose rules on local prosecutors. There's more fight left, so onward.
Congrats to my colleagues, including @adams-hurta.bsky.social, for winning an appeal in an important case about whether the Texas AG has rulemaking authority to force Texas counties (including Harris) to report certain information to him about crimes.

search.txcourts.gov/SearchMedia....
December 30, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Republicans think if you’re poor and don’t have health insurance you just need to work harder and save your money for when you get sick.

Seriously, this is what they think.
December 30, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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I’d love this to get the sort of swift bipartisan condemnation that occurred after Sarah Sanders was refused service at a restaurant
December 30, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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Tech Billionaires Threaten To Flee California Over Proposed Vest Tax https://theonion.com/tech-billionaires-threaten-to-flee-california-over-proposed-vest-tax/
December 29, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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Me on Twitter vs me on bluesky
December 29, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I am starting to wonder if Trump really
has a healthcare plan coming out next week.
December 27, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Did you get what you wanted for Christmas?

#Vinyl #Wings
December 27, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Listening to my kids talk to their teenage cousins
December 27, 2025 at 2:26 AM