Zach Wolfe
@zachwolfelaw.bsky.social
Step on the gas and wipe that tear away . . .
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Zach Wolfe
@zachwolfelaw.bsky.social
· Jan 30
If the bit does not hit, you still must commit.
Finally broke down and bought some pants
December 1, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Finally broke down and bought some pants
My guide to whether you should look for a new law job.
How do you feel when you get to work?
1. Dread: Oh God, not this again
2. Stress: I have so much to do today (but I generally like the work)
3. Joy: I love this job!
1 = look for new job (obvs)
3 = don't (also obvs)
2 = probably stay
How do you feel when you get to work?
1. Dread: Oh God, not this again
2. Stress: I have so much to do today (but I generally like the work)
3. Joy: I love this job!
1 = look for new job (obvs)
3 = don't (also obvs)
2 = probably stay
December 1, 2025 at 9:04 PM
My guide to whether you should look for a new law job.
How do you feel when you get to work?
1. Dread: Oh God, not this again
2. Stress: I have so much to do today (but I generally like the work)
3. Joy: I love this job!
1 = look for new job (obvs)
3 = don't (also obvs)
2 = probably stay
How do you feel when you get to work?
1. Dread: Oh God, not this again
2. Stress: I have so much to do today (but I generally like the work)
3. Joy: I love this job!
1 = look for new job (obvs)
3 = don't (also obvs)
2 = probably stay
what’s the deal with this guy
December 1, 2025 at 8:28 PM
what’s the deal with this guy
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Department of Defense Law of War Manual, Sec. 18.3.2.1 states the "requirement" to refuse illegal orders.
What’s its key example? Wait for it . . . It’s "orders to fire upon the shipwrecked."
What’s its key example? Wait for it . . . It’s "orders to fire upon the shipwrecked."
December 1, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Department of Defense Law of War Manual, Sec. 18.3.2.1 states the "requirement" to refuse illegal orders.
What’s its key example? Wait for it . . . It’s "orders to fire upon the shipwrecked."
What’s its key example? Wait for it . . . It’s "orders to fire upon the shipwrecked."
These aren’t the droids you’re looking for
December 1, 2025 at 3:48 PM
These aren’t the droids you’re looking for
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"Strong floor and no ceiling" is a great way for Democrats to say "we love billionaires, we don't care about wealth inequality, and, if the strong floor is in the lowest levels of hell, that's fine with us as well."
www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
Column | As Democrats search for their ‘MAGA,’ author catches Jeffries’ attention
The minority leader is trying out a venture capitalist’s new book title, “Strong Floor, No Ceiling,” as the Democrats’ centrist answer to “Make America Great Again.”
www.washingtonpost.com
November 30, 2025 at 6:15 PM
"Strong floor and no ceiling" is a great way for Democrats to say "we love billionaires, we don't care about wealth inequality, and, if the strong floor is in the lowest levels of hell, that's fine with us as well."
www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
Why can't the Democrats embrace a slogan with real kick, like "Make the Billionaires Pay"?
We all know why.
We all know why.
No value, no villain, no vision. Sounds like the tagline for the earnings call of a collapsing appliance retailer
November 30, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Why can't the Democrats embrace a slogan with real kick, like "Make the Billionaires Pay"?
We all know why.
We all know why.
November 30, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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Bash: "Do you believe if there was a second strike to eliminate any survivors that it constitutes a war crime?"
Mark Kelly: "It seems to."
Bash: "If you received that order, would you have carried it out?"
Mark Kelly: "No…Going after survivors in the water is unlawful."
Mark Kelly: "It seems to."
Bash: "If you received that order, would you have carried it out?"
Mark Kelly: "No…Going after survivors in the water is unlawful."
November 30, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Bash: "Do you believe if there was a second strike to eliminate any survivors that it constitutes a war crime?"
Mark Kelly: "It seems to."
Bash: "If you received that order, would you have carried it out?"
Mark Kelly: "No…Going after survivors in the water is unlawful."
Mark Kelly: "It seems to."
Bash: "If you received that order, would you have carried it out?"
Mark Kelly: "No…Going after survivors in the water is unlawful."
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Pete Hegseth is a war criminal and should be fired immediately.
November 30, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Pete Hegseth is a war criminal and should be fired immediately.
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What time do you get in?
Officially moving to Chicago tomorrow. I assume JB Pritzker will be waiting for me at the airport
November 25, 2025 at 1:13 PM
What time do you get in?
November 30, 2025 at 12:11 AM
That approval rating is pretty much the floor for Trump, right?
I mean, there’s about 35% who will literally support him *no matter what*.
I mean, there’s about 35% who will literally support him *no matter what*.
Gallup poll | 11/3-11/25
President Trump approval
Disapprove 60% (+6)
Approve 36% (-5)
news.gallup.com/poll/699221/...
President Trump approval
Disapprove 60% (+6)
Approve 36% (-5)
news.gallup.com/poll/699221/...
November 29, 2025 at 9:15 PM
That approval rating is pretty much the floor for Trump, right?
I mean, there’s about 35% who will literally support him *no matter what*.
I mean, there’s about 35% who will literally support him *no matter what*.
So classic.
November 29, 2025 at 7:18 PM
So classic.
I take back everything bad I've sad about AI.
November 29, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I take back everything bad I've sad about AI.
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While always talking tough on law and order, Trump has been diverting crime fighting resources from combatting drug cartels & child traffickers to pursuing his favorite cause—undocumented immigrants with no prior criminal record.
Trump—more bluster, less safety for American families.
Trump—more bluster, less safety for American families.
Drug Arrests and Gun Seizures Fell as Homeland Security Pursued Immigration
www.nytimes.com
November 29, 2025 at 6:38 PM
While always talking tough on law and order, Trump has been diverting crime fighting resources from combatting drug cartels & child traffickers to pursuing his favorite cause—undocumented immigrants with no prior criminal record.
Trump—more bluster, less safety for American families.
Trump—more bluster, less safety for American families.
The controversy that comes up in almost every lawsuit I handle:
Non-compete?
- or -
Noncompete?
Please weigh in.
#ThatNonCompeteLawyer
Non-compete?
- or -
Noncompete?
Please weigh in.
#ThatNonCompeteLawyer
November 29, 2025 at 5:53 PM
The controversy that comes up in almost every lawsuit I handle:
Non-compete?
- or -
Noncompete?
Please weigh in.
#ThatNonCompeteLawyer
Non-compete?
- or -
Noncompete?
Please weigh in.
#ThatNonCompeteLawyer
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It’s wrong to lump all top Trump people in one category. There are differences among them. But they do seem to fall into three (sometimes overlapping) categories:
• Ordinary criminals (grift and corruption).
• Sex criminals.
• War criminals.
• Ordinary criminals (grift and corruption).
• Sex criminals.
• War criminals.
November 29, 2025 at 4:06 PM
It’s wrong to lump all top Trump people in one category. There are differences among them. But they do seem to fall into three (sometimes overlapping) categories:
• Ordinary criminals (grift and corruption).
• Sex criminals.
• War criminals.
• Ordinary criminals (grift and corruption).
• Sex criminals.
• War criminals.
November 29, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Happy Thanksgiving!
November 29, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Happy Thanksgiving!
Did I buy too much pie? Yes.
Will I do it again next year? Also yes.
Will I do it again next year? Also yes.
November 29, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Did I buy too much pie? Yes.
Will I do it again next year? Also yes.
Will I do it again next year? Also yes.
I hate arguments about college football rankings, but Sarkisian just made a pretty compelling, concise case for Texas in the on-field interview.
November 29, 2025 at 4:19 AM
I hate arguments about college football rankings, but Sarkisian just made a pretty compelling, concise case for Texas in the on-field interview.
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“Should we follow the Geneva Conventions?” Pete Hegseth asked in 2024.
It’s almost as if there were signs!
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It’s almost as if there were signs!
bsky.app/profile/anna...
November 29, 2025 at 3:05 AM
“Should we follow the Geneva Conventions?” Pete Hegseth asked in 2024.
It’s almost as if there were signs!
bsky.app/profile/anna...
It’s almost as if there were signs!
bsky.app/profile/anna...
I could watch these shots of the Eagles fans all day
November 28, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I could watch these shots of the Eagles fans all day