Jodie Foster: They should have sent a poet

Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night

It was 20 years ago today that UPN and the WB announced that they would merge into the CW.

Just found out my physical copy of Sky Captain and the World of tomorrow is just a DVD #devastating #not4KnotOK

Taylor loves including subtle, artfully-worded allusions to her personal life in her music, but sometimes listeners who aren’t steeped in her lifetime of lore—or who didn’t major in English!—might miss them.
For example, these lyrics about Travis Kelce’s penis are secretly about Travis Kelce’s penis

Kids soccer practice is a great place to see bad soccer AND bad parenting

I was one of the first people I know to try hand sanitizer

Home is here the bidets are

Any @doughboys.bsky.social listener could have predicted that Steak and Shake would pivot to Nazi-coded fries ASAP.

Wish twitter had lived to see Josh Allen get engaged to Hailee Steinfeld

Saw someone at the grocery store today who looked like Ted Cruz if he had accidentally killed Santa last year and was 10/11 months in to the process of becoming the new Santa.

That beautiful “slightly too high” feeling

Turns out a lot of my friends don’t like pickles #huh #withfriendslikethese

No, I don’t want no scrubs