𖤐 zach from minnesota 𖤐
@zachsamaphone.bsky.social
Ope, I’m riding the gravy train with biscuit wheels there bud.
Pinned
It’s a Christmas meow meow magnet
December 27, 2025 at 4:00 PM
It’s a Christmas meow meow magnet
Beef Year looms 👀
December 27, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Beef Year looms 👀
Finishing my 7th cookie to show the kids who runs this house
December 26, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Finishing my 7th cookie to show the kids who runs this house
Merry Glizzmas to @phastenough.bsky.social, @msdarthmikeshair.bsky.social and @ BColes. The rest of you can get fucked(literally I hope you all get laid today)🌭🎄🌭
December 25, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Merry Glizzmas to @phastenough.bsky.social, @msdarthmikeshair.bsky.social and @ BColes. The rest of you can get fucked(literally I hope you all get laid today)🌭🎄🌭
Ope, Happy Honda Days there bud 🎄🌭🎄
December 25, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Ope, Happy Honda Days there bud 🎄🌭🎄
Shoutout to weed pens for being the undisputed MVP’s of the holiday season 🎄
December 25, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Shoutout to weed pens for being the undisputed MVP’s of the holiday season 🎄
Ope, we’re tronkin over here bud
December 24, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Ope, we’re tronkin over here bud
Merry Glizzmas. I just passed 200 hot dogs for the year 🌭
December 24, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Merry Glizzmas. I just passed 200 hot dogs for the year 🌭
Everyone likes wearing Carhartt until it’s time to go do Carhartt shit
December 23, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Everyone likes wearing Carhartt until it’s time to go do Carhartt shit
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Guys I don’t want to rock the boat here but…
December 20, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Guys I don’t want to rock the boat here but…
Not me winning a Milwaukee grease gun at my company’s Christmas party and then going home and making some crostini’s with pesto, motz, goat cheese, basil, oven roasted tomatoes and then playing with some butties n boobies
December 20, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Not me winning a Milwaukee grease gun at my company’s Christmas party and then going home and making some crostini’s with pesto, motz, goat cheese, basil, oven roasted tomatoes and then playing with some butties n boobies
@jezmund.bsky.social have a day today bud
December 19, 2025 at 12:58 PM
@jezmund.bsky.social have a day today bud
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Today makes 16 years of sobriety for me.
Getting sober was one of the hardest things I've ever had to do. Luckily for me, many, many people walked that path before I did and were generous enough to show me exactly what they did. And I got exactly what they got.
1/
Getting sober was one of the hardest things I've ever had to do. Luckily for me, many, many people walked that path before I did and were generous enough to show me exactly what they did. And I got exactly what they got.
1/
December 18, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Today makes 16 years of sobriety for me.
Getting sober was one of the hardest things I've ever had to do. Luckily for me, many, many people walked that path before I did and were generous enough to show me exactly what they did. And I got exactly what they got.
1/
Getting sober was one of the hardest things I've ever had to do. Luckily for me, many, many people walked that path before I did and were generous enough to show me exactly what they did. And I got exactly what they got.
1/
I feel bad for all the plebs that haven’t ever had the opportunity to hear Jon Fishman absolutely gadooosh his floor tom during Gumbo and felt their butthole jistle and jossle
December 18, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I feel bad for all the plebs that haven’t ever had the opportunity to hear Jon Fishman absolutely gadooosh his floor tom during Gumbo and felt their butthole jistle and jossle
@slimchaby.bsky.social have a great birthday 🖤
December 16, 2025 at 3:43 PM
@slimchaby.bsky.social have a great birthday 🖤
@juvenilesuccess.bsky.social have a better day than jesse
December 16, 2025 at 3:36 PM
@juvenilesuccess.bsky.social have a better day than jesse
Our man just went hard on hot dog tour, and just put up some serious stats.
Map out your next east coast hot dog adventure with his juicy thread 🌭
Map out your next east coast hot dog adventure with his juicy thread 🌭
Good morning to all my hot dog followers. Today I am going on hot dog tour.
First stop is the place my dad always went to as a kid in Leicester, MA called Hot Dog Annie’s. I got the everything plus and a root beer. The toasted New England style bun really did it for me.
First stop is the place my dad always went to as a kid in Leicester, MA called Hot Dog Annie’s. I got the everything plus and a root beer. The toasted New England style bun really did it for me.
December 15, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Our man just went hard on hot dog tour, and just put up some serious stats.
Map out your next east coast hot dog adventure with his juicy thread 🌭
Map out your next east coast hot dog adventure with his juicy thread 🌭
I don’t use ring cameras at my house. I have a series of micro-rube Goldberg machines fitted with paint cans, butane torches and a tarantula as my home security system
December 15, 2025 at 3:18 PM
I don’t use ring cameras at my house. I have a series of micro-rube Goldberg machines fitted with paint cans, butane torches and a tarantula as my home security system
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Her: you better not be drawing schematics for that stupid Blazr Scooter idea you always bring up at parties
Me:
Me:
December 15, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Her: you better not be drawing schematics for that stupid Blazr Scooter idea you always bring up at parties
Me:
Me:
I have taken 792 minutes off my life expectancy with hot dogs this weekend. 🌭
This is an updated and edited skeet in reference to a skeet that was skote and deleted this morning containing a typo, and I have since added five more hot dogs in the mix since the aforementioned skeet.
This is an updated and edited skeet in reference to a skeet that was skote and deleted this morning containing a typo, and I have since added five more hot dogs in the mix since the aforementioned skeet.
December 14, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I have taken 792 minutes off my life expectancy with hot dogs this weekend. 🌭
This is an updated and edited skeet in reference to a skeet that was skote and deleted this morning containing a typo, and I have since added five more hot dogs in the mix since the aforementioned skeet.
This is an updated and edited skeet in reference to a skeet that was skote and deleted this morning containing a typo, and I have since added five more hot dogs in the mix since the aforementioned skeet.
The Wisconsin Double:
Cheddar all beef dog from local backwoods butcher, cheddar cheese sauce, caramelized onion, scallion, mustard 🌭
Cheddar all beef dog from local backwoods butcher, cheddar cheese sauce, caramelized onion, scallion, mustard 🌭
December 14, 2025 at 12:42 AM
The Wisconsin Double:
Cheddar all beef dog from local backwoods butcher, cheddar cheese sauce, caramelized onion, scallion, mustard 🌭
Cheddar all beef dog from local backwoods butcher, cheddar cheese sauce, caramelized onion, scallion, mustard 🌭
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This one is called Ticketmaster Pitchfork Inferno
December 12, 2025 at 11:28 PM
This one is called Ticketmaster Pitchfork Inferno
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Fun was had and a frig ton of oysters,
clams and lobster
@sneakinabbey.bsky.social @phastenough.bsky.social
clams and lobster
@sneakinabbey.bsky.social @phastenough.bsky.social
December 11, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Fun was had and a frig ton of oysters,
clams and lobster
@sneakinabbey.bsky.social @phastenough.bsky.social
clams and lobster
@sneakinabbey.bsky.social @phastenough.bsky.social
There is no Husker Trý, only Husker Dü.
December 13, 2025 at 4:36 PM
There is no Husker Trý, only Husker Dü.