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𖤐 zach from minnesota 𖤐
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Ope™️
Pinned
This is Meow Meow. He is a cat
Not me pushing a load of snow down a concrete ramp and not seeing an elevated slab towards the end of the sidewalk and taking the full force of my shoveling directly into my dick and breaking the shovel this morning
February 10, 2026 at 2:33 PM
I didn’t get home until after 2am last night, and I still got up early, did that yoga, did that gym, did that sauna, did them groceries, and now we doing fat doinks and dumpling mountain that’s what’s up
February 8, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Complex weather patterns are kinda… hot
February 7, 2026 at 6:14 PM
Earth is healing
Thanks to @opengplayer.bsky.social for the photoshop assist.
February 6, 2026 at 3:34 PM
Not me accepting a date invite from a nice lady at…*checks notes* 10pm tonight
February 6, 2026 at 1:17 PM
@corywong.bsky.social dear Cory,

My name is Zach and I live in northern Minnesota. I’ve been playing guitar for 30 years, love pond hockey, and duck duck grey duck. I am writing this letter in hopes that we could broker a deal for one of your bands jumpsuits. Keep your stick on the ice bud, 🖤 Zach
February 5, 2026 at 10:56 PM
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Epstein Island oh you mean Kid Rock?
February 5, 2026 at 3:59 PM
Good morning
February 5, 2026 at 4:39 PM
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February 4, 2026 at 2:14 PM
We had the best time at your party…
February 4, 2026 at 3:20 PM
Ween updated a picture on the internet today in case any of you losers care
February 4, 2026 at 12:09 AM
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Bob Dylan still hates us
February 3, 2026 at 9:27 PM
Totally forgot I ordered two of these before we bought the house
February 3, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Accidentally left my slippers sitting on the floor
in a spot where the sun baked them for two hours while I was at the gym… and I gotta tell you that the feeling of sliding those sun-kissed baddies on is right up there with labe to the face
February 2, 2026 at 7:53 PM
Get in losers, I made orange sessie chickies tonight
February 1, 2026 at 11:37 PM
Let’s see it brown butter lips
February 1, 2026 at 8:41 PM
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Where else would they be caught
February 1, 2026 at 5:16 PM
They hate us cuz they ain’t us
February 1, 2026 at 6:59 PM
If there’s one thing Minnesotans love, it’s things that say Minnesota.
January 31, 2026 at 11:18 PM
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I volunteered at First Ave for a number of years and have been to many, many, shows there. But, this one was incredible, very special and emotional, especially when @brucespringsteen.net was the special guest and performed his new song On the Streets of Minneapolis.
January 31, 2026 at 1:47 AM
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The group bike ride for Alex Pretti is about to depart in Minneapolis, stopping at his memorial, then Renee Good’s, and finishing at the VFW. If you can join, hop on anywhere. It’s a warm 17° & sunny!

I’ve never seen this many cyclists for a group ride. ⚡️✊🏽⚡️🚲⚡️✊🏽⚡️ #RIPPretti
January 31, 2026 at 7:41 PM
About to born to run
January 31, 2026 at 11:10 PM
I hope David Bowie answers the phone later when I call him after smoking this
January 30, 2026 at 9:51 PM
It’s taken nearly two years to get this up to Trey 1994 speeds. It’s Ice(fuck ice)
January 29, 2026 at 12:11 AM
Things like this make me incredibly proud of my union, and I never thought I’d see the day where they amplified the voices of those who can’t speak. I was proud to be a local union 1091 hand before, and I’m even more so now knowing we stand on the right side of history.
January 28, 2026 at 12:05 PM