𖤐 zach from minnesota 𖤐
@zachsamaphone.bsky.social
Aspiring stay-at-home folk singer
I can’t say I’ve ever seen them this strong in the middle of town before
November 12, 2025 at 3:32 AM
I can’t say I’ve ever seen them this strong in the middle of town before
Tell Kate that it’s bouncing like the floor at MSG every time a car flies past me
November 11, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Tell Kate that it’s bouncing like the floor at MSG every time a car flies past me
The lake it is said, never gives up her dead.
November 11, 2025 at 12:50 AM
The lake it is said, never gives up her dead.
Not me slow rolling some roasted tomato, garlic red sauce with a big ol donk of Porketta braising since 830am, and finishing it some of them plump gnochs
November 9, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Not me slow rolling some roasted tomato, garlic red sauce with a big ol donk of Porketta braising since 830am, and finishing it some of them plump gnochs
Happy Friday dildos and dildoettes 🐸🪲
November 7, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Happy Friday dildos and dildoettes 🐸🪲
Legend. Fare the Well Donna
November 4, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Legend. Fare the Well Donna
Oatmeal, cranberry, dark choccy and sea salt guys to go with some creamy chicken and wild rice soup today shiiiiiiiiiit
November 2, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Oatmeal, cranberry, dark choccy and sea salt guys to go with some creamy chicken and wild rice soup today shiiiiiiiiiit
“All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I'm fine.” - Jerry Garcia
November 1, 2025 at 5:01 PM
“All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I'm fine.” - Jerry Garcia
Ope I didn’t do it pony boy
October 31, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Ope I didn’t do it pony boy
Man, I fucking love Duluth Minnesota there bud
October 28, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Man, I fucking love Duluth Minnesota there bud
Get in loser, I made pasta tonight
October 26, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Get in loser, I made pasta tonight
This is a cat
October 26, 2025 at 2:28 PM
This is a cat
Over here playing 4-D chess tbh
October 19, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Over here playing 4-D chess tbh
The office views today are pretty tight
October 14, 2025 at 2:16 PM
The office views today are pretty tight
Where we’re going, we don’t need roads
October 10, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Where we’re going, we don’t need roads
Thank you @featherinstorm.bsky.social for these awesome prints you made 🖤
October 5, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Thank you @featherinstorm.bsky.social for these awesome prints you made 🖤
There are fewer things that compare to freshly mowed lawn, with tight crisp edges. A proper bark on a brisket coming off the smoker. That massive hit of dopamine after sweeping a garage floor or knowing your ratchet strap will hold…but getting a motor to 250,000 miles is peak dad activity all day
October 3, 2025 at 11:20 AM
There are fewer things that compare to freshly mowed lawn, with tight crisp edges. A proper bark on a brisket coming off the smoker. That massive hit of dopamine after sweeping a garage floor or knowing your ratchet strap will hold…but getting a motor to 250,000 miles is peak dad activity all day
Hey. Get outside today you fucking dildo
September 27, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Hey. Get outside today you fucking dildo
Don’t buy into the fake news
September 23, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Don’t buy into the fake news
Sometimes the lights are shining on me
Other times they’re also shining on me
Sometimes the lights are shining on you
Tronkin in style along the avenue
Other times they’re also shining on me
Sometimes the lights are shining on you
Tronkin in style along the avenue
September 22, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Sometimes the lights are shining on me
Other times they’re also shining on me
Sometimes the lights are shining on you
Tronkin in style along the avenue
Other times they’re also shining on me
Sometimes the lights are shining on you
Tronkin in style along the avenue
Ope, solid day to take out a few scooter kids at the park
September 21, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Ope, solid day to take out a few scooter kids at the park
Does this work?
September 19, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Does this work?
Not even mad at my apprentice for showing up like this today because it takes some serious balls to walk onto a construction job site in crocs
September 16, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Not even mad at my apprentice for showing up like this today because it takes some serious balls to walk onto a construction job site in crocs