𖤐 zach from minnesota 𖤐
@zachsamaphone.bsky.social
Aspiring stay-at-home folk singer
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I can’t say I’ve ever seen them this strong in the middle of town before
November 12, 2025 at 3:32 AM
I can’t say I’ve ever seen them this strong in the middle of town before
Well, didn’t think my car would die out on top of the tallest bridge connecting Duluth and Superior this morning… but here I am watching the sunrise on top of the bridge and that’s cool
November 11, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Well, didn’t think my car would die out on top of the tallest bridge connecting Duluth and Superior this morning… but here I am watching the sunrise on top of the bridge and that’s cool
The lake it is said, never gives up her dead.
November 11, 2025 at 12:50 AM
The lake it is said, never gives up her dead.
Not me slow rolling some roasted tomato, garlic red sauce with a big ol donk of Porketta braising since 830am, and finishing it some of them plump gnochs
November 9, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Not me slow rolling some roasted tomato, garlic red sauce with a big ol donk of Porketta braising since 830am, and finishing it some of them plump gnochs
No real easy way to say this, but it’s snowing out there bud
November 8, 2025 at 10:43 PM
No real easy way to say this, but it’s snowing out there bud
Happy Friday dildos and dildoettes 🐸🪲
November 7, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Happy Friday dildos and dildoettes 🐸🪲
Hey go look at the moon you fucking dildo
November 6, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Hey go look at the moon you fucking dildo
Idk who needs to hear this, but you can fit a 6’ 1/4” 300 yard roll of landscaping felt in a 2010 Honda Accord EX-L V6
November 5, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Idk who needs to hear this, but you can fit a 6’ 1/4” 300 yard roll of landscaping felt in a 2010 Honda Accord EX-L V6
37 degrees outside is a fun temperature to find out your jeans are ripped the entire length of your balls(pennis balls) from lower taint to end of gooch n shaft so if Lake Superior could not be windy today it would be nice because I don’t think my achy breaky balls can take it
November 4, 2025 at 12:42 PM
37 degrees outside is a fun temperature to find out your jeans are ripped the entire length of your balls(pennis balls) from lower taint to end of gooch n shaft so if Lake Superior could not be windy today it would be nice because I don’t think my achy breaky balls can take it
Legend. Fare the Well Donna
November 4, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Legend. Fare the Well Donna
Oatmeal, cranberry, dark choccy and sea salt guys to go with some creamy chicken and wild rice soup today shiiiiiiiiiit
November 2, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Oatmeal, cranberry, dark choccy and sea salt guys to go with some creamy chicken and wild rice soup today shiiiiiiiiiit
“All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I'm fine.” - Jerry Garcia
November 1, 2025 at 5:01 PM
“All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I'm fine.” - Jerry Garcia
Ope I didn’t do it pony boy
October 31, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Ope I didn’t do it pony boy
Hate to break it to ya penis breath, but 10/31/98 Velvet Underground Halloween set is Phish’s best Halloween set and you’re super dumb if you think it’s not
October 30, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Hate to break it to ya penis breath, but 10/31/98 Velvet Underground Halloween set is Phish’s best Halloween set and you’re super dumb if you think it’s not
So today at work an old friend of mine(lady friend she has boobs) saw me working in the middle of the road(I was the stop sign guy) and then she came back later but brought me a bunch of pastries and snacks and kissed me so what does that mean?
October 28, 2025 at 10:45 PM
So today at work an old friend of mine(lady friend she has boobs) saw me working in the middle of the road(I was the stop sign guy) and then she came back later but brought me a bunch of pastries and snacks and kissed me so what does that mean?
Man, I fucking love Duluth Minnesota there bud
October 28, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Man, I fucking love Duluth Minnesota there bud
@chopaganda.bsky.social happy day to you chip 🖤
October 27, 2025 at 1:02 AM
@chopaganda.bsky.social happy day to you chip 🖤
Get in loser, I made pasta tonight
October 26, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Get in loser, I made pasta tonight
I saw tDB, UM, WSMFP, Goose, the other ones/the dead/Furthur, and the Allman Brothers with their original drummers 😏
October 26, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I saw tDB, UM, WSMFP, Goose, the other ones/the dead/Furthur, and the Allman Brothers with their original drummers 😏
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This is a cat
October 26, 2025 at 2:28 PM
This is a cat
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Who out there doing enough weed(pot) to tranquillize a juvenile llama 👀
October 25, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Who out there doing enough weed(pot) to tranquillize a juvenile llama 👀
No better way to start off your Friday when you’re well into the union-negotiated overtime rate and immediately showing up and purging some demons from the darkest pits of your bowels in a frost-covered port o john and costing your contractor $18 for your shit
October 24, 2025 at 12:04 PM
No better way to start off your Friday when you’re well into the union-negotiated overtime rate and immediately showing up and purging some demons from the darkest pits of your bowels in a frost-covered port o john and costing your contractor $18 for your shit
Don’t take today for granite
October 22, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Don’t take today for granite