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Zach Pennington 🦃🥧🍞🍻
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Designer of all things digital and print. Enthusiast of Tech, UX, music, NBA, Clippers, (AZ) Cardinals, Mariners, democracy, cats.
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This is one of the most beautiful things I have witnessed, the craft here is impeccable.
August 13, 2025 at 6:06 AM
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December 30, 2025 at 5:33 PM
You don't win games that Clete Blakeman referees, as much as you survive them. Sorry Rams, you got Blaked.
December 30, 2025 at 4:18 AM
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Ayn Rand gets a lot of (deserved) shit but one thing she got right was rich people turning into huge pissy babies at the merest hint of everyone not loving them at all times.
December 29, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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My weekly email to my congressman…I got a little ragey at the end.
December 29, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Woah, look out! Tirico doing maths off the dome. #SNF
December 29, 2025 at 2:45 AM
CNN and CBS are going to be in the "In memoriam..." reel.
December 22, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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really cannot be emphasized enough that bari weiss has literally never done journalism. i don’t mean that in the pejorative sense. i mean that in the “has never performed the job she was hired to do” sense
One explanation for Bari killing the story is that she did so as a public act of fealty to the administration. But another is that, as an inexperienced journalist, she doesn’t understand that a refusal to go on the record is a kind of comment in and of itself
December 22, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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Have you ever tried looking for a bathroom in LA? We made a map!

If you like our resources, donate to help us win re-election for City Controller!
mejiaforcontroller.com/donate
December 21, 2025 at 6:02 AM
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Jake Paul AND Andrew Tate getting bodied in the same weekend? My heart is full.
🚨 Andrew Tate has been BATTERED and comprehensively beaten by a novice boxer, Chase DeMoor
December 21, 2025 at 12:20 AM
God bless us, every one!
December 21, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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I cannot think of *one* "here to stay" argument that survives the VCs running out of money to set on fire for chatbots in 1.5-2 years at most. Then the API prices 10x.

I have a list, and all the "here to stay" arguments fall to it:

pivot-to-ai.com/2025/07/10/a...
Pandora opened the LLM box years ago, fam. It is not going back in the box. All you can do is put guardrails on it.
December 19, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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It’s absurd that Chris Anderson, a serious photojournalist who is probably best known for his conflict photography in war zones, has to explain that actual ethical photojournalism does not allow retouched photos but his response to Stephen Miller here is 🔥 www.washingtonpost.com/style/power/...
The Vanity Fair photographer who disrupted Trumpworld’s polished image
Christopher Anderson, who photographed Trump’s team at the White House for Vanity Fair, defends his unvarnished — and extreme — close-ups.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 18, 2025 at 6:00 PM
[Claud will] "probably be able to make you a lot of money."

"probably" doing so much work in that statement. Deserves a bonus IMO.
Anthropic’s AI vending machine tried to order stun guns to the Wall Street Journal.
During testing, the AI agent also ordered a PlayStation5 and live betta fish, and staffers convinced it to give away almost everything for free, losing a bunch of money. Sounds fun! Anthropic’s respon...
www.theverge.com
December 18, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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It has been pointed out to me that there is a PERSON in that dark hallway behind Wiles. bsky.app/profile/skel...
December 17, 2025 at 3:08 PM
"Hero" is perhaps overused and devalued, but I think it applies here. Standing up for accountability is a heroic act.

arstechnica.com/tech-policy/...
Verizon refused to unlock man’s iPhone, so he sued the carrier and won
Verizon changed policy after he bought the phone, wouldn’t unlock it despite FCC rule.
arstechnica.com
December 17, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Anyone else need >30 points from De'Von Achane tonight?

Go /sigh/ Fins, I guess.
December 15, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Not everything needs a share button.

A news story? Yes.

A financial accounts summary? Absolutely fucking never.
December 15, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Divinity trailer watch this morning:

"This looks familiar."
"But intriguing."
"This is grim."
"Oh god."
(turning volume down)
(looking away)
(turning volume down more)
"Umm..."
"It's turn-based, right?"
December 12, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Hoosiers shocking the world twice in five days.
December 11, 2025 at 10:15 PM
We have only a few hours to continue to enjoy this on baseball-reference before it changes. #mlb
December 8, 2025 at 5:04 AM
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So $250 for 25M Trump child accounts — but only in the “right” ZIP codes & only for kids who won’t get the $1K fed seed.
A perfect example of how billionaire charity replaces actual policy. Geography + whimsy ≠ need. Wild idea: tax the rich & fund universal programs instead?
bsky.app/profile/nyti...
Breaking News: Michael and Susan Dell said they would put $250 in individual investment accounts for 25 million American children, expanding the reach of soon-to-be-created "Trump accounts."
Michael and Susan Dell Pledge $6 Billion for Child Investment Accounts
The tech billionaire and his wife hope other philanthropists follow their $6 billion lead in expanding the reach of soon-to-be-created “Trump accounts.”
nyti.ms
December 3, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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Kawhi Leonard is off to the best start of his career on by far the worst team he’s ever played for.

Amidst an unmitigated disaster of a season that feels like the end of an era, it’s time for the Clippers to trade him: www.theringer.com/2025/12/03/n...
The Clippers Have Run Out of Rock Bottoms
Los Angeles’s season has become an unmitigated disaster. It’s time to move on—and consider trading Kawhi.
www.theringer.com
December 3, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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December 2, 2025 at 4:03 PM