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Designer of all things digital and print. Enthusiast of Tech, UX, music, NBA, Clippers, (AZ) Cardinals, Mariners, democracy, cats.
Well that was annoying. I think I got 'em all. I'm pretty sure 2-3 of these guys are fake players generated by Yahoo! for some reason. Still, can't be too careful with autopick.

#fantasybasketball
October 21, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Spell your name with movie titles.
October 1, 2025 at 3:38 AM
TFW you show up for the all-hands and realize you’re now in The First Order.
September 30, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Silly Astros, thinking a win today is going to help...

(I mean, it technically does, but it's still an uphill climb).
September 25, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I'm so excited for my carving and engraving set to get here.
September 24, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Funny you should say this. I’ve watched Alien: Romulus a half dozen times. 5 times on, checks notes, Disney+. 😬

Does anyone over there actually use your app?

(Disney+ is still cancelled until we hear from Kimmel)
September 23, 2025 at 1:33 AM
(Somedays I wish I was one.)

Anyhoo:
September 18, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Remembering some Doc Rivers' guys.

#clippers
September 3, 2025 at 6:38 PM
September 3, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Drop an old person you're going to turn into in the future
September 2, 2025 at 5:10 AM
This player card needs to be updated, but Cal gets the call with the drought-buster game-winner.
August 9, 2025 at 3:47 AM
It cannot be overstated how bad one has to be at cooking things to make a grilled cheese that looks like this.
August 8, 2025 at 11:01 PM
This is LA. We’re not supposed to have “feels like” temps.
August 5, 2025 at 6:56 PM
I guess I missed the suit department when I was there last. Maybe they added it.
August 3, 2025 at 7:37 PM
I don't care for the info bug I see on most MLB broadcasts.

1. Too many lines. Could be visually cleaner.
2. The position of the batter is absent. There's more than enough room to include this.
August 1, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Being on the border of Normie and True Nerd feels like something.
July 28, 2025 at 11:22 PM
An all-timer of an end paragraph.

www.fox13seattle.com/news/seattle...
July 25, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I did not order 81% humidity. How do I return this weather?
July 21, 2025 at 2:24 PM
July 18, 2025 at 5:24 PM
July 18, 2025 at 4:10 PM
July 17, 2025 at 10:37 PM
I like Clippers wins, and I love Lakers losses, but less said about this, the better.
July 15, 2025 at 2:41 PM
My matches on the Which Character Quiz are... accurate?

openpsychometrics.org/tests/charac...
July 12, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Texas, in a sentence fragment.

www.theverge.com/tesla/704249...
July 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Horrific. #mariners
July 6, 2025 at 2:50 AM