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I had fun once. It was awful.

Žuti puževi golaći, kokakola i sjaj.
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This post is not a post of honor

No highly esteemed thought is commemorated here

Nothing valued is here
February 13, 2026 at 3:11 PM
Dovršila ga i evo iskreno nisam sigurna jesam li ikad jela nešto bolje. 🥲
Muž sinoć napravio tako divljački dobar rižoto (orzotto) da na poslu jedva čekam napasti ostatke. 🤤
February 12, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Muž sinoć napravio tako divljački dobar rižoto (orzotto) da na poslu jedva čekam napasti ostatke. 🤤
February 12, 2026 at 9:26 PM
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February 12, 2026 at 7:38 PM
Uuu, bluski ima draftove! 🤩
February 12, 2026 at 7:11 PM
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fascism is the social construction of a mythic present
February 11, 2026 at 8:25 PM
Ovdje je danas 13°C.
13°C je magična temperatura, jer je toliko stupnjeva svaki dan — ili barem 360 dana u godini.
Ponekad kao dnevni maksimum (kao danas), ponekad kao minimum.
Ali svaki dan bude 13°C.
February 11, 2026 at 5:46 PM
PsiKolozi i ginje, a i srodni strućljaci:
Koji je hrvatski izraz za 'attention span'?
'Raspon pažnje' mi zvuči kao totalni kalk (a to mogu i sama). Koji je naš uvriježen naziv za to?
Samo "koncentracija"? Ili nešto drugo?

Zahvalj!
February 11, 2026 at 4:40 PM
Još uvijek imam torbu na Vučka, al nisam nikad bila dovoljno hipster da je nosim.
A sada se nitko više ne bi sjećao što je to uopće. 😢
February 7, 2026 at 5:28 PM
Hours of fun! 🤩
February 7, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Dental hygienist: You know, you have the teeth of a much younger person.
Me: Yes; I keep her in my basement.
DH: What?
Me: What?
Today’s Halloween poem is called ‘Come, take this hand in yours’.
February 6, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Danas na posao bez jakne.
Februarsko ljeto.
February 5, 2026 at 5:19 PM
A thread on "honorary whiteness".
February 5, 2026 at 2:55 PM
Nitko ništa:

Zlovenac:
Tigar je predsjednik životinjâ.
February 4, 2026 at 6:36 AM
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The meanings of seven different types of animal poop in English…

7. Apeshit = angry
6. Batshit = unhinged
5. Bullshit = lies (or unfair)
4. Horseshit = bigger lies (or totally unfair)
3. Chickenshit = cowardly
2. Dogshit = inferior quality
1. Catshit = what you do when someone throws a ball at you
September 5, 2024 at 4:40 PM
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crazy that basically every person complaining about "woke overreach" over the last 12 years is also in the epstein emails being like "thanks for the pussy, jeff ;)"
February 2, 2026 at 8:53 PM
Prošli se tjedan častila jako kičastim difuzorom za ulje (kad je depra, trebam MIRISE), samo da bih doznala da je tip difuzora koji NE koristi destiliranu vodu opasan za zdravlje jer kristale iz vode ispuhuje u zrak — i pluća.

Ništa od difuzora za mene, izgleda. Gdje su nestali oni sa svjećicama?!
February 2, 2026 at 7:07 PM
Nekima se ponavlja sviščev dan; nekima 20. stoljeće... 💅
Groundhog Harassed By Dipshits In Stupid Hats
February 2, 2026 at 7:02 PM
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February 2, 2026 at 8:08 AM
Awkward-but-friendly Nijemac na sinoćnjem okupljanju, vidno izmoren političkim razgovorima, okrene se meni, pita odakle sam, pa će — da promijeni temu — "O, vidim da vašim rukometašima dobro ide!"

Jebiga, frende, baš nije tvoja večer.
a woman wearing glasses and a tank top that says stick giggle actually
ALT: a woman wearing glasses and a tank top that says stick giggle actually
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February 2, 2026 at 3:26 PM
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Dobri Hrvat koji se ne bavi politikom i samo želi zajedništvo bude kao: Nisam nacist, ali sieg heil
February 2, 2026 at 11:33 AM
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Baš je super probuditi se u ponedjeljak ujutro i saznati za okupaciju grada ti + državni udar (pri čemu mislim da država-to-sam-ja premijer udara na ustav. Države. Čekićem.)
February 2, 2026 at 3:16 PM
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death by preventable disease is an inevitable and even desired outcome of concentration camps. in every era of concentration camps people have died of typhus, which is a disease of privation and enforced crowding. this illness is intentionally inflicted
February 2, 2026 at 4:52 AM
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From: Jeffrey Epstein
To: Cain From The Bible
Date: March 7th, 3000BC
Subject: Re: Thinking of killing my brother? 👀👀

go for it it wouljld be extremlry sexy to invenf thr cornvept of murder snd yherefore curse mankind fur eternkity ;) ;)
January 31, 2026 at 2:18 PM
Last night I had a dream It Happened.
a young man is sitting at a table with his eyes closed and a woman is holding his hand .
ALT: a young man is sitting at a table with his eyes closed and a woman is holding his hand .
media.tenor.com
January 30, 2026 at 6:40 PM