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YUrotrash
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I had fun once. It was awful.

Žuti puževi golaći, kokakola i sjaj.
Dental hygienist: You know, you have the teeth of a much younger person.
Me: Yes; I keep her in my basement.
DH: What?
Me: What?
Today’s Halloween poem is called ‘Come, take this hand in yours’.
February 6, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Danas na posao bez jakne.
Februarsko ljeto.
February 5, 2026 at 5:19 PM
A thread on "honorary whiteness".
February 5, 2026 at 2:55 PM
Nitko ništa:

Zlovenac:
Tigar je predsjednik životinjâ.
February 4, 2026 at 6:36 AM
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The meanings of seven different types of animal poop in English…

7. Apeshit = angry
6. Batshit = unhinged
5. Bullshit = lies (or unfair)
4. Horseshit = bigger lies (or totally unfair)
3. Chickenshit = cowardly
2. Dogshit = inferior quality
1. Catshit = what you do when someone throws a ball at you
September 5, 2024 at 4:40 PM
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crazy that basically every person complaining about "woke overreach" over the last 12 years is also in the epstein emails being like "thanks for the pussy, jeff ;)"
February 2, 2026 at 8:53 PM
Prošli se tjedan častila jako kičastim difuzorom za ulje (kad je depra, trebam MIRISE), samo da bih doznala da je tip difuzora koji NE koristi destiliranu vodu opasan za zdravlje jer kristale iz vode ispuhuje u zrak — i pluća.

Ništa od difuzora za mene, izgleda. Gdje su nestali oni sa svjećicama?!
February 2, 2026 at 7:07 PM
Nekima se ponavlja sviščev dan; nekima 20. stoljeće... 💅
Groundhog Harassed By Dipshits In Stupid Hats
February 2, 2026 at 7:02 PM
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February 2, 2026 at 8:08 AM
Awkward-but-friendly Nijemac na sinoćnjem okupljanju, vidno izmoren političkim razgovorima, okrene se meni, pita odakle sam, pa će — da promijeni temu — "O, vidim da vašim rukometašima dobro ide!"

Jebiga, frende, baš nije tvoja večer.
a woman wearing glasses and a tank top that says stick giggle actually
ALT: a woman wearing glasses and a tank top that says stick giggle actually
media.tenor.com
February 2, 2026 at 3:26 PM
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Dobri Hrvat koji se ne bavi politikom i samo želi zajedništvo bude kao: Nisam nacist, ali sieg heil
February 2, 2026 at 11:33 AM
🥱
Baš je super probuditi se u ponedjeljak ujutro i saznati za okupaciju grada ti + državni udar (pri čemu mislim da država-to-sam-ja premijer udara na ustav. Države. Čekićem.)
February 2, 2026 at 3:16 PM
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death by preventable disease is an inevitable and even desired outcome of concentration camps. in every era of concentration camps people have died of typhus, which is a disease of privation and enforced crowding. this illness is intentionally inflicted
February 2, 2026 at 4:52 AM
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From: Jeffrey Epstein
To: Cain From The Bible
Date: March 7th, 3000BC
Subject: Re: Thinking of killing my brother? 👀👀

go for it it wouljld be extremlry sexy to invenf thr cornvept of murder snd yherefore curse mankind fur eternkity ;) ;)
January 31, 2026 at 2:18 PM
Last night I had a dream It Happened.
a young man is sitting at a table with his eyes closed and a woman is holding his hand .
ALT: a young man is sitting at a table with his eyes closed and a woman is holding his hand .
media.tenor.com
January 30, 2026 at 6:40 PM
😢
No no no no no no no no
January 30, 2026 at 6:29 PM
Kad već govorimo o jeziku, da su stvarno željeli educirati javnost, umjesto ruganja regionalizmima, oni su blentavi plakati tako baš mogli poručiti kako se u zavisnim rečenicama koristi futur II, NE futur I, pa možda ne bismo morali trpjeti ovakve idiotne rečenične konstrukcije. 🙄
January 29, 2026 at 2:24 PM
Neke ljude treba tuć, al ono baš.😑
January 28, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Vukovi su naj ❤️

(Un)cool fact: jedan lik u mom selu ima vuka* i šeće ga po centru.
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* Vjerojatno vukopas s visokim postotkom vuka, ali izgleda kao 120% vuk, i kad ga vidim prvo pomislim "ajme kako kul" a onda odmah i "jadna životinja" i "bolje mu ne prilaziti (iako ima slatkog ljubimca)"
January 28, 2026 at 7:19 AM
U redu je u uredu.
January 27, 2026 at 5:38 PM
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One of the best things I’ve read in a while:
January 25, 2026 at 10:39 PM
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Gift article: Yes, It’s Fascism

www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...
Yes, It’s Fascism
Until recently, I thought it a term best avoided. But now, the resemblances are too many and too strong to deny.
www.theatlantic.com
January 25, 2026 at 3:48 PM
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In the early 1930s the SA was roughing people up, creating chaos in neighborhoods, seeking to terrorize with the occasional killing. By the late 1930s it had been supplanted by the SS, which was much better trained.
Also, may I say that I don’t agree with people saying ICE and CBP need “more training.” They’re doing exactly what this administration has trained them to—impose a reign of fear in blue cities. They don’t need more training. They need to be ripped up root and branch.
January 25, 2026 at 3:50 PM
Nemam pametan komentar, hot take ni svježu perspektivu.
Jednostavno... ne mogu. 😐

Kako riješiti burnout ako uzrok nije posao već svijet?
January 25, 2026 at 6:25 AM
Malo romant'ke.
January 23, 2026 at 11:06 PM