You park like a c*nt
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Sharing the worst of parking. Complimentary to the original from the other place: therealyplac.bsky.social - follow them!
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You park like a c*nt
@yplac.bsky.social
· Nov 10
Shop - You Park Like a C***
Shop Welcome to the YPLAC shop. We offer everything for the aggrieved driver, biker, pedestrian, pushchair-pusher and wheelchair/mobility scooter user. Have a look around. Imagine the fun you’ll have,...
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Having exchanged messages with @therealyplac.bsky.social, the owner is happy for both accounts to stay active, to get maximum exposure for parking cunts - please make sure you follow there as well and visit yplac.co.uk/shop 👍 #YPLAC.
January 10, 2026 at 3:24 PM
January 10, 2026 at 8:53 AM
Police criticise 'ridiculous' parking by motorists at snowy Eryri
Police criticise 'ridiculous' parking by motorists at snowy Eryri
Motorists are being warned about "irresponsible behaviour" at Wales' biggest national park.
www.bbc.com
January 10, 2026 at 8:44 AM
January 8, 2026 at 6:29 AM
January 8, 2026 at 5:37 AM
Dead give away
January 7, 2026 at 8:10 PM
Dead give away
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January 6, 2026 at 6:59 PM
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Highway Code - Rule 244: “You should not park partially or wholly on the pavement elsewhere unless signs permit it. Parking on the pavement can obstruct and seriously inconvenience pedestrians, people in wheelchairs or with visual impairments and people with prams or pushchairs.” #PavementParking
January 5, 2026 at 2:47 PM
Highway Code - Rule 244: “You should not park partially or wholly on the pavement elsewhere unless signs permit it. Parking on the pavement can obstruct and seriously inconvenience pedestrians, people in wheelchairs or with visual impairments and people with prams or pushchairs.” #PavementParking
What this doesn't show is that the double yellow lines end approximately half a wankpanzer length in front of where this wankpanzer has been parked, clearly by an utter cunt. SOUND THE KLAXON.
#YPLAC
#YPLAC
January 4, 2026 at 4:49 PM
What this doesn't show is that the double yellow lines end approximately half a wankpanzer length in front of where this wankpanzer has been parked, clearly by an utter cunt. SOUND THE KLAXON.
#YPLAC
#YPLAC
January 1, 2026 at 11:38 PM
Just because you're sitting there with the engine running and your foot on the brake, it doesn't mean you're blocking the fucking pavement any less, you BMW driving cuntwit.
#YPLAC
#YPLAC
December 30, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Just because you're sitting there with the engine running and your foot on the brake, it doesn't mean you're blocking the fucking pavement any less, you BMW driving cuntwit.
#YPLAC
#YPLAC
Reposted by You park like a c*nt
Highway Code - Rule 244: “You should not park partially or wholly on the pavement elsewhere unless signs permit it. Parking on the pavement can obstruct and seriously inconvenience pedestrians, people in wheelchairs or with visual impairments and people with prams or pushchairs.” #PavementParking
December 30, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Highway Code - Rule 244: “You should not park partially or wholly on the pavement elsewhere unless signs permit it. Parking on the pavement can obstruct and seriously inconvenience pedestrians, people in wheelchairs or with visual impairments and people with prams or pushchairs.” #PavementParking
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December 29, 2025 at 12:50 PM
December 28, 2025 at 9:39 AM
December 26, 2025 at 9:44 AM
How's this for @yplac.bsky.social? This driver is a regular at parking over dropped kerbs just about 20m from the entrance to the #QEUH Spinal Injuries Unit. Almost certainly a staff member. The painting is really quite 'special'. 😡
December 26, 2025 at 8:26 AM
@yplac.bsky.social a company to avoid. Full pavement klaxon
December 26, 2025 at 8:24 AM
@yplac.bsky.social aren’t Xmas shoppers the most considerate people ever ? Mannington retail park Swindon
December 26, 2025 at 8:24 AM
That... That's not a space. AND NO, NEITHER IS THAT ONE. FUCKS SAKE!
Brace of weapons grade wankers.
#YPLAC
Brace of weapons grade wankers.
#YPLAC
What's worse than someone driving through a near empty supermarket car park, using the zebras as their direction finder and parking on the tactiles? Aye, two of them @yplac.bsky.social
December 26, 2025 at 8:23 AM
That... That's not a space. AND NO, NEITHER IS THAT ONE. FUCKS SAKE!
Brace of weapons grade wankers.
#YPLAC
Brace of weapons grade wankers.
#YPLAC
[George Costanza voice] "We're living in a society!"
December 26, 2025 at 8:21 AM
December 21, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Wrong in so many ways. Stretch Hummer + Parked across the pavement + Using the image of a notorious nonce as a logo.
December 20, 2025 at 4:00 PM