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You park like a c*nt
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Blocking both bus stop and roundabout. Also just dumped on the pavement.

What a cunt.

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A silver car badly parked
November 22, 2025 at 10:49 AM
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Early #Vanker

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A white van parked on a pavement. The cunt.
November 21, 2025 at 5:23 AM
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Abandoned. Not parked.

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Not really sure how to describe this... It's a black car, one wheel and one wheel only, touching the double yellow lines... It's parked sort of nose in, sort of on the pavement. Kind of looks like the driver just twisted the wheel, closed their eyes and went for it. Cunt.
November 17, 2025 at 6:42 AM
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100% cunt. Fucker damn near backed into me, off the pavement. #Vanker

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A DPD van reversing off a pavement
November 2, 2025 at 10:08 AM
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What a twat.

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Some cunt in a VW parked on the pavement.
November 1, 2025 at 11:06 AM
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Social immobility

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A mobility scooter parked on double yellow lines
October 27, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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Fine. Just have to nick the image rather than share 🤷🏻

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A van parked in a house. No, really. This dumb fuck has crashed into the corner of the house and put a massive fuck off hole in it. The text above it reads: "And you may find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile And you may find yourself in a beautiful house, with a beautiful wife. And you may ask yourself, "Well, how did I get here?" The answer is "because you're a cunt. And you're imagining the wife."
October 27, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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That's a single space. It's got lines around it and everything. For fucks sake, that shouldn't be difficult to park in. It really shouldn't. Yet here we are.

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A white car with an owner that apparently needs a white stick. The car is parked - and I use the term loosely - half way into a marked bay. And badly at that.
October 27, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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It's clearly the evening for them.

Night of the living cunts.

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A fucking idiot silver car parked on double yellow lines
October 20, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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No, it's fine. I'll walk around into the road.

You fucking cunt.

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A blue car parked across the pavement
October 20, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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WANKPANZER KLAXON

Submission by email. Fleet services on the M3.

Not one, not two, not three, but four spaces, this particular specimen chose to park over. If you zoom in, you'll see the inevitable twat plate too. Cunt.

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A jeep parked over no less than 4 spaces, the fucking bell sniffer.
October 20, 2025 at 5:43 AM
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That... That's the road, ma'am.

(Yes, ma'am. Watched her park it and get out, albeit with my jaw slightly ajar from sheer incredulity).

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A jeep abandoned on a road exiting a car park
October 19, 2025 at 12:15 PM
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The more you look, the worse it gets
A black car parked on double yellow lines Close up of the car on double yellow lines, with a blue sign on the wall next to it Closer up of the car on double yellow lines, with a blue sign on the wall next to it that reads "no parking" Extreme close up of the no parking sign
October 4, 2025 at 8:32 AM
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Learning to park like a cunt. Outstanding 😒.

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A Volvo with learner plate on, parked mostly on the pavement, on double yellow lines. Like a cunt.
October 4, 2025 at 8:25 AM
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Submission by email from Cambridge

"Why pay for parking when there's a pavement"

FULL PAVEMENT WANKERS KLAXON

Cunts.

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Cunty MG parked on the pavement Cunty white car parked on the pavement. Ant guesses as to the brand? A close up of the white car parked fully on the pavement. In news that will surprise absolutely no-one, it's a BMW. A map showing the location of the weapons grade shit sticks in the previous pictures. It's a bit of Cambridge. Or cuntbridge in this case.
September 29, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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Is it an Audi? Yes! ✅
Is it on double yellows? Yes! ✅
Is it parked like a cunt? Yes! ✅

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A cunty Audi parked on double yellow lines because the driver is a weapons grade CUNT
September 28, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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No, dickhead. Sitting there with your brake lights on doesn't mean you're not parked. You are. On a bus stop. And double yellow lines. You cunt.

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A twat stopped on double yellow lines, the massive cunt.
September 28, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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Submission by email. Stafford.

Is it parked on a corner? Yes!

Is it parked dangerously? Yes!

Is it an Audi? Of course it fucking is!

Have they parked like a cunt?

Absobastardinglutely.

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An Audi abandoned on a corner, with the back end stuck out into the road. The cunt.
September 22, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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Full pavement wanker ✅

BMW ✅

Personalised plate ✅

Certificated, weapons grade, A star CUNT ✅

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Fucking cunt in a BMW parked on the pavement. Like a cunt.
September 20, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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Lines? What lines?

Oh THOSE lines? They're supposed to mean something?

Yes, dumb cunt. They are.

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A cunt failing to park in a space. Like... How hard can it be?
September 19, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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Hazards on. So that's fine. Right?

Wrong.

Cunt.

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A BMW (because of course it fucking is) parked on double yellow lines). Like a cunt.
September 18, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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Oh *do* fuck off.

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A cunt, parked half on the pavement and most definitely on double yellow lines. Like a cunt. Utter cunt. Cunty cunt.
September 3, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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This sort of thing shouldn't be necessary, but here we are. If only there were fewer cunts...
A sign on a green post reading "Please do not park on the dropped kerb, many thanks" with a big arrow hand drawn on, pointing to the aforementioned dropped kerb A dropped kerb with a cone placed at either end of it.
August 31, 2025 at 12:59 PM
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Really?! That's REALLY what you chose to do, you fucking CUNT?

Good to be back.

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An utter cunt on a pavement with its door open. Not a euphemism.
August 19, 2025 at 5:42 AM
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All of the cunt points. All of them.

Tesla 🖕 ✅

Full pavement WANKER ✅

Utter cunt ✅

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A nazi mobile parked on the pavement like a motherfucking TWAT
August 1, 2025 at 12:18 PM