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Yozzoy
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I play Yugioh and Pokemon I guess
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We were founded to cover the impending release of the FIRST 3D Donkey Kong game! We’ve been cracking jokes about Diddy Kong Racing’s Bumper the badger being a public masturbator longer than most of our audience has been alive. (Most of whom haven’t played Diddy Kong Racing.)
February 10, 2026 at 12:50 AM
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🌌
February 8, 2026 at 7:05 PM
This made me dig back to a like 2013 era meme I had buried in the recesses of my mind, and it turns out it was bang on 🤣
February 5, 2026 at 4:20 AM
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Banjo & Clank, Ratchet-Kazooie
#art
January 30, 2026 at 11:55 PM
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To celebrate Dixie Kong's retcon into Returns, here's an animatic I did of her, paired with Kristen Schaal's voice.
January 21, 2026 at 2:26 AM
Back home from the Toronto Regional, here's my overall haul:
Top 4 were from vendors. My nephew and I pulled the Mabosstif SIR+TR Murkrow IR Traded TR Meowth IR for the Stamped Pikachu.

We also pulled Gold TR Mewtwo from our DRI box but I let my nephew have it & most of the other stuff #PokemonTCG
January 20, 2026 at 3:47 AM
So this was me with the Ogrepon, I actually spoke to the same judge on the Sunday after asking a few other judges too. Turns out the judge did give us the correct ruling on Saturday, but just phrased it in a weird way and me and my opponent were so tired we both misinterpreted it lmao
January 19, 2026 at 1:52 PM
The 60 I played for the main event yesterday #PlayPokemon #PokemonTCG
January 19, 2026 at 2:54 AM
Tournament Report for my Toronto Regional run! Played Waterpon Tera Box Zard. Overall proud of my play and performance even if I missed Day 2 #PlayPokemon #PokemonTCG
January 18, 2026 at 3:14 PM
Got Jesse Kotton to sign a card pog #PlayPokemon
January 17, 2026 at 11:05 PM
Starting off strong at the Toronto Regional today! Managed to go 2-0-1 with Psychic in GLC. May do other side events.
January 16, 2026 at 9:50 PM
January 15, 2026 at 5:16 PM
Saw this today and ya... Like I know "The best Mario game is the one that I played when I was 10 years old" is still a phenomenon but sheesh.
January 12, 2026 at 5:34 PM
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Warm Up Doodle
January 9, 2026 at 4:58 PM
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I left Twitter a year ago and I'm never looking back. That hellsite (along with Facebook) represents everything that is wrong with the Internet today. It's even more gross nowadays, I hope more people leave it behind.
Grok is producing ~6,700 sexually suggestive or nudified images per hour

• Twitter (X) is now the top deepfaking site in the world

• Women who speak out become targets by users

(via business)
January 8, 2026 at 1:13 AM
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BA-NAAAAAAAAAA
December 31, 2025 at 2:50 PM
December 29, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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December 22, 2025 at 10:50 AM
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Mega Man told people to pick up a pen that’s my fucking GOAT
December 19, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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Jim Ward, the voice of Doug Dimmadome, Chet Ubetcha, Captain Qwark and more, has sadly passed away at the age of 66, his radio colleague Stephanie Miller confirms.
December 11, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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Jimmy Fallon: “And do you use DKC Returns when raising your baby?”

Reggie Fils-Aimé: “I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without Tutorial Pig and Super Kong. You’re actually holding the umbilical cord!”

Jimmy Fallon: “Haha, great, great, I can’t believe it.”
December 9, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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WE ARE KREMLINGS
HEAR OUR CRY
HOIST THE CROSSBONES TO THE SKY 🏴‍☠️

WE ARE KREMLINGS
AND PROUDLY WE STAND
ON THE COASTLINES OF OUR LAND
December 9, 2025 at 2:53 PM
This post continues to age well.
December 8, 2025 at 1:38 PM