USDA Crit Beef Inspector
@youterus.bsky.social
yo_uterus everywhere else. Bikes, esoteric bullshit. Chicago, she/her
2 of my biggest life improvements over the last year include keeping frozen leftover rice and oyster sauce in stock at all times, so easy to do lazy rice dinners whenever now
January 6, 2026 at 1:06 AM
2 of my biggest life improvements over the last year include keeping frozen leftover rice and oyster sauce in stock at all times, so easy to do lazy rice dinners whenever now
Timeline cleanse
January 4, 2026 at 9:37 PM
Timeline cleanse
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An administration driven by greed, cruelty, and frankly a sort of empty-hearted boredom. The death of innocents so they can beat their chests and line their already fat wallets.
Whatever comes next has to at least look like justice. We cannot just turn the page for the sake of one party’s comfort.
Whatever comes next has to at least look like justice. We cannot just turn the page for the sake of one party’s comfort.
BREAKING: Venezuela’s government has accused the US of launching attacks on civilian and military installations across several states, rejecting what it described as a "military aggression," according to an official statement.
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January 3, 2026 at 8:41 AM
An administration driven by greed, cruelty, and frankly a sort of empty-hearted boredom. The death of innocents so they can beat their chests and line their already fat wallets.
Whatever comes next has to at least look like justice. We cannot just turn the page for the sake of one party’s comfort.
Whatever comes next has to at least look like justice. We cannot just turn the page for the sake of one party’s comfort.
this is crazy and i don't actually believe anyone in the us government is going to hold this admin accountable for this and thinking about what that means is also terrifying
January 3, 2026 at 1:10 PM
this is crazy and i don't actually believe anyone in the us government is going to hold this admin accountable for this and thinking about what that means is also terrifying
i like to leave chicago in FEB or MAR to make winter tolerable and one of the places that i could afford to go is lake titicaca which i've been giggling about since we first discussed the region in my junior year of college archaeology class
January 3, 2026 at 2:58 AM
i like to leave chicago in FEB or MAR to make winter tolerable and one of the places that i could afford to go is lake titicaca which i've been giggling about since we first discussed the region in my junior year of college archaeology class
One of the hardest things for me to learn as an adult was to stop prying but it’s also made me a better friend
January 3, 2026 at 1:59 AM
One of the hardest things for me to learn as an adult was to stop prying but it’s also made me a better friend
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I feel like he should be holding his phone
January 1, 2026 at 4:00 PM
I feel like he should be holding his phone
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Has anyone done this yet
January 1, 2026 at 3:51 PM
Has anyone done this yet
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January 1, 2026 at 2:05 PM
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Say it with me y'all sex segregation in sports is to protect mens feelings
(From 2019): A breakaway female cyclist was forced to stop during a prestigious race in Belgium after she started to catch up with the men’s competition, which had started 10 minutes earlier.
www.cnn.com/2019/03/04/s...
www.cnn.com/2019/03/04/s...
Woman cyclist forced to stop race after catching up with men | CNN
A breakaway female cyclist was forced to stop during a prestigious race in Belgium after she started to catch up with the men’s competition, which had started 10 minutes earlier.
www.cnn.com
December 28, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Say it with me y'all sex segregation in sports is to protect mens feelings
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Don't understand Madison racing? No one ever has.
December 27, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Don't understand Madison racing? No one ever has.
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He ys ridinge a horse
He ys emerald and svelte
He will get reallye weirde
If you lie about beltes
The Greene Knighte
Ys Cominge
To Toun
He ys emerald and svelte
He will get reallye weirde
If you lie about beltes
The Greene Knighte
Ys Cominge
To Toun
December 25, 2025 at 9:08 PM
He ys ridinge a horse
He ys emerald and svelte
He will get reallye weirde
If you lie about beltes
The Greene Knighte
Ys Cominge
To Toun
He ys emerald and svelte
He will get reallye weirde
If you lie about beltes
The Greene Knighte
Ys Cominge
To Toun
Gonna design a web order interface for pizza that automatically surfaces a “please confirm your selection” prompt anytime a user selects “anchovies”
December 24, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Gonna design a web order interface for pizza that automatically surfaces a “please confirm your selection” prompt anytime a user selects “anchovies”
Wow today was trash!!!
December 19, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Wow today was trash!!!
YES, more prevalent perspective with dudes but also have some W on my team who also think they don’t need to do the glue work and that absolutely makes doing the job get worse results
have a developing theory that Product Management is really just a glue work role; the one person responsible for making sure all the things that need to happen get done.
BUT, it also feels like a low level exec, so it attracted tons of dudes for the cachet. Except they hate glue work.
BUT, it also feels like a low level exec, so it attracted tons of dudes for the cachet. Except they hate glue work.
December 16, 2025 at 8:14 PM
YES, more prevalent perspective with dudes but also have some W on my team who also think they don’t need to do the glue work and that absolutely makes doing the job get worse results
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Christmas night: "But Santa, you've hardly touched your Zardoz cookies."
December 14, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Christmas night: "But Santa, you've hardly touched your Zardoz cookies."
i choose to believe that the macarena dance was actually inspired by kate bush's wuthering heights music video
December 13, 2025 at 4:25 AM
i choose to believe that the macarena dance was actually inspired by kate bush's wuthering heights music video
blasting "somos más americanos" in over people's opinions about immigration in north dakota is less effective because everyone with shitty takes also doesn't know enough spanish to understand the lyrics
December 13, 2025 at 3:49 AM
blasting "somos más americanos" in over people's opinions about immigration in north dakota is less effective because everyone with shitty takes also doesn't know enough spanish to understand the lyrics
I got the tiniest little beep from a car just now because I didn’t notice they had stopped to let me cross Lawrence because I was so distracted thinking about consonant shifts in verbs (yes specifically verbs) in Romance languages
December 13, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I got the tiniest little beep from a car just now because I didn’t notice they had stopped to let me cross Lawrence because I was so distracted thinking about consonant shifts in verbs (yes specifically verbs) in Romance languages
I’ve officially whined my way into being on the core product roadmap review team, by directive of the company president. I’m so good at being loud about the problems
December 10, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I’ve officially whined my way into being on the core product roadmap review team, by directive of the company president. I’m so good at being loud about the problems
For anyone else wondering how Santa stays warm on the holiday train, yes curious city also addresses that in the 2023 story on the holiday train. www.wbez.org/curious-city...
Who’s behind the CTA holiday train? Santa and the elves, of course.
While the holiday train has become a big, glittery affair, the CTA’s longest-running holiday display started from humble beginnings.
www.wbez.org
December 8, 2025 at 10:31 PM
For anyone else wondering how Santa stays warm on the holiday train, yes curious city also addresses that in the 2023 story on the holiday train. www.wbez.org/curious-city...
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It may sound radical, but if one guy has so much wealth and power that he can use the large newspaper he owns to publicly threaten to ruin a service we all rely on, presumably as a bargaining tactic to get lower rates, we probably need to tax that guy until he can't do that anymore.
Exclusive: Amazon has long been USPS’s top customer, providing over $6 billion in annual revenue in 2025.
But Amazon may give up its long-standing partnership with USPS to deliver packages itself, which could spell disaster for the mail agency.
But Amazon may give up its long-standing partnership with USPS to deliver packages itself, which could spell disaster for the mail agency.
Amazon explores cutting ties with USPS, building its own delivery network
Amazon looks into expanding its nationwide delivery network and giving up its longstanding partnership with the U.S. Postal Service.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 4, 2025 at 3:19 PM
It may sound radical, but if one guy has so much wealth and power that he can use the large newspaper he owns to publicly threaten to ruin a service we all rely on, presumably as a bargaining tactic to get lower rates, we probably need to tax that guy until he can't do that anymore.
How could we have possibly seen this coming 🤔
December 4, 2025 at 12:33 AM
How could we have possibly seen this coming 🤔
This is exactly what I thought my top 2025 track would be and I wish I had not needed to have this on repeat
December 3, 2025 at 7:44 PM
This is exactly what I thought my top 2025 track would be and I wish I had not needed to have this on repeat