USDA Crit Beef Inspector
@youterus.bsky.social
yo_uterus everywhere else. Bikes, esoteric bullshit. Chicago, she/her
How could we have possibly seen this coming 🤔
December 4, 2025 at 12:33 AM
How could we have possibly seen this coming 🤔
This is exactly what I thought my top 2025 track would be and I wish I had not needed to have this on repeat
December 3, 2025 at 7:44 PM
This is exactly what I thought my top 2025 track would be and I wish I had not needed to have this on repeat
Good job friends
November 22, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Good job friends
That’s not technically wrong I suppose
November 11, 2025 at 8:30 PM
That’s not technically wrong I suppose
There’s gonna be some obnoxious vacation content here too. I’m in El Valle de Antón, Panamá
November 7, 2025 at 12:17 PM
There’s gonna be some obnoxious vacation content here too. I’m in El Valle de Antón, Panamá
I know this is the answer that would be most painful but also probably trolling on this question will get me deported
September 23, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I know this is the answer that would be most painful but also probably trolling on this question will get me deported
Something like this, readily available
September 2, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Something like this, readily available
Catimir Pulaski, 14, Alive
September 1, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Catimir Pulaski, 14, Alive
Nah just draw what you think Garf looks like lol
August 5, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Nah just draw what you think Garf looks like lol
We put “DROP’D” on the back of our jersey because we are a deeply unserious bike team, but being fit again and riding LFT has shown me that men are taking getting passed by me and then reading that extremely personally 😂
August 3, 2025 at 4:36 PM
We put “DROP’D” on the back of our jersey because we are a deeply unserious bike team, but being fit again and riding LFT has shown me that men are taking getting passed by me and then reading that extremely personally 😂
Emily forced me to research the average rate of rat piss production per 24 hours and now you will also know.
June 5, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Emily forced me to research the average rate of rat piss production per 24 hours and now you will also know.
Drew 1 in the Keirin last night. Had fun “aiming here” behind the moto but had a snowball’s chance in hell at any kind of placing in the 1/2/3 field 😂
May 30, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Drew 1 in the Keirin last night. Had fun “aiming here” behind the moto but had a snowball’s chance in hell at any kind of placing in the 1/2/3 field 😂
I guess it kinda was for 2. Catimir got his own piece of sashimi
May 25, 2025 at 11:15 PM
I guess it kinda was for 2. Catimir got his own piece of sashimi
The North Channel Trail public art poo is one of my favorite photo ops
May 9, 2025 at 11:47 PM
The North Channel Trail public art poo is one of my favorite photo ops
Let’s get married beneath the gigantic bronze flip flop at Jimmy Buffett’s Margaritaville Resort
May 9, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Let’s get married beneath the gigantic bronze flip flop at Jimmy Buffett’s Margaritaville Resort
Got it on the first try.
@lefttheprairie.bsky.social and I are talking about how some “old ways of doing things” people should have been forced to read this, the book we couldn’t remember the title of
@lefttheprairie.bsky.social and I are talking about how some “old ways of doing things” people should have been forced to read this, the book we couldn’t remember the title of
April 23, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Got it on the first try.
@lefttheprairie.bsky.social and I are talking about how some “old ways of doing things” people should have been forced to read this, the book we couldn’t remember the title of
@lefttheprairie.bsky.social and I are talking about how some “old ways of doing things” people should have been forced to read this, the book we couldn’t remember the title of
Me after dinner
April 19, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Me after dinner
Greatest city in the world // best way to wake up // if you live here our open rides are starting Friday May 2, go look at instagram #bikechi
April 18, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Greatest city in the world // best way to wake up // if you live here our open rides are starting Friday May 2, go look at instagram #bikechi
Same lake, new Langma
April 5, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Same lake, new Langma
The rescue where we adopted sweet baby Garf has been hit by multiple big ticket building repair needs and could really use your support: donatenow.networkforgood.org/FelinesAndCa...
March 3, 2025 at 7:05 PM
The rescue where we adopted sweet baby Garf has been hit by multiple big ticket building repair needs and could really use your support: donatenow.networkforgood.org/FelinesAndCa...
I got a whole story about its history and cultivation in Spanish last week, can probs remember some of it
February 22, 2025 at 3:50 PM
I got a whole story about its history and cultivation in Spanish last week, can probs remember some of it