Val🫶🏽
@yogurlval.bsky.social
Tomate tu cafecito, eat a pommegrant, disobey men, enjoy the books you read.
I cant sit still to save my life sometimes so watching my toes get dried is pure pain
December 14, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I cant sit still to save my life sometimes so watching my toes get dried is pure pain
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Some medicine works wonders for some people and makes others extremely ill, including side effects such as becoming so nauseous you can’t eat and wanting to jump off a bridge, our bodies are not the same, and that’s ok!
December 13, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Some medicine works wonders for some people and makes others extremely ill, including side effects such as becoming so nauseous you can’t eat and wanting to jump off a bridge, our bodies are not the same, and that’s ok!
Ive had enough and itd not noon yet
December 1, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Ive had enough and itd not noon yet
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In my pink era 💕
November 30, 2025 at 7:06 PM
In my pink era 💕
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Nearly HALF of all consumer spending in the US is done by the top 10%, so I know we're not immediately jumping to conclusions and ranting at the bottom 50% blaming them for big black Friday numbers. Right? RIGHT?
November 30, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Nearly HALF of all consumer spending in the US is done by the top 10%, so I know we're not immediately jumping to conclusions and ranting at the bottom 50% blaming them for big black Friday numbers. Right? RIGHT?
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The record gliding isn't the most remarkable thing about this creature.
With winged legs, orchid mantis sets gliding record
Camouflaged like a flower, these predators also have a getaway trick
scim.ag
November 29, 2025 at 12:29 AM
The record gliding isn't the most remarkable thing about this creature.
Katseye's Gabriela is this generations Jolene.
November 24, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Katseye's Gabriela is this generations Jolene.
Fucking time blindness
November 8, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Fucking time blindness
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the president of the united states wants to use the american military to kill american citizens on american soil. that's the whole story!
September 30, 2025 at 2:43 PM
the president of the united states wants to use the american military to kill american citizens on american soil. that's the whole story!
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TOP 10 FOOD CHAIN LIES
bell made of tacos
king made of burgers
house made of pancakes
factory made of cheesecake
bees made of apples
hut made of pizza
queen made of dairy
wings made of wild buffalo
garden made of olives
barrel made of crackers
bell made of tacos
king made of burgers
house made of pancakes
factory made of cheesecake
bees made of apples
hut made of pizza
queen made of dairy
wings made of wild buffalo
garden made of olives
barrel made of crackers
September 3, 2025 at 7:07 PM
TOP 10 FOOD CHAIN LIES
bell made of tacos
king made of burgers
house made of pancakes
factory made of cheesecake
bees made of apples
hut made of pizza
queen made of dairy
wings made of wild buffalo
garden made of olives
barrel made of crackers
bell made of tacos
king made of burgers
house made of pancakes
factory made of cheesecake
bees made of apples
hut made of pizza
queen made of dairy
wings made of wild buffalo
garden made of olives
barrel made of crackers
She wants nail polish but not on her nails... gotta love the mini
September 1, 2025 at 4:23 PM
She wants nail polish but not on her nails... gotta love the mini
You know the nervous poops after an interview?
Yeah I'm there
Yeah I'm there
August 5, 2025 at 7:03 PM
You know the nervous poops after an interview?
Yeah I'm there
Yeah I'm there
I am not a morning person and it shows
July 29, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I am not a morning person and it shows
Mercury retrograde be going hard!
July 25, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Mercury retrograde be going hard!
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Underrated tweet.
July 17, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Underrated tweet.
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Firing the prosecutor of Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell doesn’t make the problem go away. It intensifies awareness of a coverup.
July 17, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Firing the prosecutor of Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell doesn’t make the problem go away. It intensifies awareness of a coverup.
Happiness Over Everything
July 17, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Happiness Over Everything
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Recently, my book THEY CALLED US ENEMY was banned – again – in Tennessee. Book bans are out of control. Huge parts of American history are being restricted. To join me in standing up for the freedom to read, go to pen.org/action. @penamerica.bsky.social @topshelfcomix.bsky.social @idwpublishing.com
July 11, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Recently, my book THEY CALLED US ENEMY was banned – again – in Tennessee. Book bans are out of control. Huge parts of American history are being restricted. To join me in standing up for the freedom to read, go to pen.org/action. @penamerica.bsky.social @topshelfcomix.bsky.social @idwpublishing.com
The amount of younglings that don't understand what an Arnold Palmer is makes me giggle and question their parents' parenting.
July 10, 2025 at 1:38 AM
The amount of younglings that don't understand what an Arnold Palmer is makes me giggle and question their parents' parenting.
My favorite thing is seeing the elderly at the dispensary like they didnt try to say it was the devil's lettuce
July 2, 2025 at 7:59 PM
My favorite thing is seeing the elderly at the dispensary like they didnt try to say it was the devil's lettuce
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Hot take: Young men “playing video games all day” deserve access to health insurance too. In a humane society everyone should have access to health care regardless of who they are or what they do. We should be expanding health insurance coverage, not kicking people off it.
July 2, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Hot take: Young men “playing video games all day” deserve access to health insurance too. In a humane society everyone should have access to health care regardless of who they are or what they do. We should be expanding health insurance coverage, not kicking people off it.
By and large, he will always be my favorite person 💚💚
July 2, 2025 at 3:23 PM
By and large, he will always be my favorite person 💚💚
I don't think I've given myself time to process this move... I'm grieving yet not.
June 23, 2025 at 8:31 PM
I don't think I've given myself time to process this move... I'm grieving yet not.