Xznorg (the second coming)
@xznorg2.bsky.social
they/she/surprise me 💖💙🤍💙💖 24 💪💅 big fan of consuming media 🤟 Twitter survivor, league of legends survivor 🙁 formerly banned from petsmart ⁉️ will cry if you are mean to me 💛🤍💜🖤
Do you have a crush on me (circle one)
| | YES | | NO | |
🏳️🌈🇵🇸🇺🇦🇸🇩🏳️⚧️
Do you have a crush on me (circle one)
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🏳️🌈🇵🇸🇺🇦🇸🇩🏳️⚧️
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January 28, 2026 at 10:57 AM
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but did marx account for THIS?
*loudly and wetly shits my pants*
*loudly and wetly shits my pants*
January 22, 2026 at 8:29 PM
but did marx account for THIS?
*loudly and wetly shits my pants*
*loudly and wetly shits my pants*
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"men can be lesbians"
"men can't be lesbians"
MEN CAN SHOOT A LESBIAN DEAD IN BROAD DAYLIGHT WITH FULL IMMUNITY
defend your rights.
"men can't be lesbians"
MEN CAN SHOOT A LESBIAN DEAD IN BROAD DAYLIGHT WITH FULL IMMUNITY
defend your rights.
if u are still debating if men can be lesbians and women can be mlm i need you to go outside and look at the fucking fascism that is coming for all of us
January 20, 2026 at 5:35 PM
"men can be lesbians"
"men can't be lesbians"
MEN CAN SHOOT A LESBIAN DEAD IN BROAD DAYLIGHT WITH FULL IMMUNITY
defend your rights.
"men can't be lesbians"
MEN CAN SHOOT A LESBIAN DEAD IN BROAD DAYLIGHT WITH FULL IMMUNITY
defend your rights.
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put up flyers in my local neighborhood to inform of ice whereabouts and highly recommend anyone with access to paper/printers do the same!!! if you dont want to interact with local businesses then staple shit to phone poles but get involved w ur community asap before it disappears
January 20, 2026 at 4:44 AM
put up flyers in my local neighborhood to inform of ice whereabouts and highly recommend anyone with access to paper/printers do the same!!! if you dont want to interact with local businesses then staple shit to phone poles but get involved w ur community asap before it disappears
getting so old my type ain't even older women anymore its just women my age now
January 17, 2026 at 10:27 PM
getting so old my type ain't even older women anymore its just women my age now
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I love you
a gol with a nar
a gol with a nar
and a wug around the vek
a wug around the vek
and a bouba and kiki
a bouba and kiki
a gol with a nar
a gol with a nar
and a wug around the vek
a wug around the vek
and a bouba and kiki
a bouba and kiki
December 4, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I love you
a gol with a nar
a gol with a nar
and a wug around the vek
a wug around the vek
and a bouba and kiki
a bouba and kiki
a gol with a nar
a gol with a nar
and a wug around the vek
a wug around the vek
and a bouba and kiki
a bouba and kiki
swimmin in titties call that breaststroke
January 17, 2026 at 4:24 AM
swimmin in titties call that breaststroke
i need to start being a worse person
January 15, 2026 at 10:52 PM
i need to start being a worse person
normally i don't get bottom dysphoria but when I imagine what it would be like if I could get a vch piercing I wistfully shed a single tear
January 10, 2026 at 11:29 PM
normally i don't get bottom dysphoria but when I imagine what it would be like if I could get a vch piercing I wistfully shed a single tear
maybe it isn't substance abuse maybe the substances are in a loving relationship with me
January 10, 2026 at 2:44 AM
maybe it isn't substance abuse maybe the substances are in a loving relationship with me
storing my prosthetic testicles in the fridge so I can feel a little zip zappy feeling when the coldness comes in contact with my supple scrotal sack
January 9, 2026 at 1:46 PM
storing my prosthetic testicles in the fridge so I can feel a little zip zappy feeling when the coldness comes in contact with my supple scrotal sack
guy who signs up for a chess tournament just for the vibrating buttplugs
January 9, 2026 at 1:44 PM
guy who signs up for a chess tournament just for the vibrating buttplugs
I think catgirls would appreciate my smooth, spikeless penis. (despite its small stature)
January 9, 2026 at 1:41 PM
I think catgirls would appreciate my smooth, spikeless penis. (despite its small stature)
if I don'r have any estrogen can i inject nerds gummy clusters instead for a similar effect
January 9, 2026 at 1:39 PM
if I don'r have any estrogen can i inject nerds gummy clusters instead for a similar effect
women in their 30s who want to frot please hmu
January 9, 2026 at 1:39 PM
women in their 30s who want to frot please hmu
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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
Every time my dad tells me he's proud of me I feel like a poser
January 3, 2026 at 2:29 PM
Every time my dad tells me he's proud of me I feel like a poser
my new years resolution is also to learn to quadruple jump what a coincidence
Mario's and Bowser's New Year's resolutions, posted on Nintendo of America's official Facebook account in 2016.
January 1, 2026 at 2:03 AM
my new years resolution is also to learn to quadruple jump what a coincidence
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the world is a cookie... but i ain't got any milk....
December 12, 2025 at 5:22 PM
the world is a cookie... but i ain't got any milk....
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how it feels being a fat trans furry fag
a cat is laying on a blue pillow with its mouth open
ALT: a cat is laying on a blue pillow with its mouth open
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December 8, 2025 at 1:40 AM
how it feels being a fat trans furry fag
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Corporations don't give you free stuff for naming your child after them anymore. Netflix would be a beautiful name for a baby girl but they don't respond to my emails.
December 10, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Corporations don't give you free stuff for naming your child after them anymore. Netflix would be a beautiful name for a baby girl but they don't respond to my emails.