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Xiombarg's Storyteller
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Transgressive Fiction Writer; Insomniac Art Lover; Clinically Insane Caffeine Addict.
Minors Do Not Interact.
Feed my caffeine addiction. https://ko-fi.com/xiombargsstoryteller9889
I write Quests: https://fiction.live/user/xiombargsstoryteller
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Xiombarg's Storyteller @xstoryteller.bsky.social · Dec 5
To the new followers: do be aware I am not a nice person. I'm a monster in a person suit.

I happen to be a creative and relatively open-minded monster, but still a monster.
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November 18, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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Boyfriend Diaries 2 ft. Aggron 🖤🩶💜
November 19, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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penguinmayhem.bsky.social
It is really really funny how much Homura comes across in the A-side story as some kind of intimidating badass but as soon as you see inside her head you realise she is in fact just a big gay idiot.

also omg girl stop staring at her tits and ask her out already you dumbass
(A narrative still image from Senran Kagura Burst: ReNewal showing the Hanzo students, Ikaruga, Katsuragi, Asuka, Hibari, and Yagyu respectively from left to right, all wearing towels while entering a hot spring bath. Homura is narrating.) I watch the girl with the ponytail sink into the water. Now that I see her clearly... she has huge breasts. All right. As far as I'm concerned, her name is "Jugs" now. (Another narrative still, this time a wide angle backdrop of the hot spring itself. It is a traditional Japanese onsen. Homura is still narrating.) As the other four get in, the water begins to overflow. ...Now that I can see them too, they've all got crazy-gorgeous bodies. Like, the kind you hear about, whispered in legends, but never expect to see with your own eyes. Which makes me wonder, who are these girls? (Yet another narrative frame, showing the same view of the onsen in the background as Homura's narration continues.) "Ah... Aren't you... the girl from the other day?" "Huh...? Ah!" Yomi and the girl with the long black hair look at each other. "Oh, she knows Ikaruga." Jugs has seated herself next to me. Those melons look even bigger when they're right up close. It's like they're jumping out of a 3D movie.
November 17, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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November 17, 2025 at 12:54 PM
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chronicillness.bsky.social
Me: *breathes*
My body: Ow. Don't do that!
November 17, 2025 at 12:19 PM
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Ryukuza Quest continues with new and even more poisonous creations from the twisted mind of Taisho Ryoga....

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November 16, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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Ryukuza Quest Continues with the aftermath of the Mill Pond Demon incident....

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November 9, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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Ryukuza Quest continues with a confrontation months in the planning....the Mill Pond Demon.

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October 26, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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Debranding and rebranding our hotel. I had 2 whole days to learn an entirely new system to run it, and now I train 5 people on the fly during the shifts ~while using it~. One is computer illiterate and one has intense anxiety disorder. This is in addition to ~everything else~ that needs doing.
October 3, 2025 at 8:42 AM
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nerdhorror.com
True horror doesn't need monsters or jump scares. Stephen King's #TheMist proves just that, as paranoia, morality, and the unknown collide, revealing humanity as the most terrifying force of all.

#stephenking #horrormovie #horrorsky #nerdhorror #stephenkingmovies
September 24, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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My stepson informs me that I am living a lie.
A line of text stating that A Sorceress Comes To Call is by T.Kingfisher, not Ursula Vernon.
September 24, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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Book catalogue project, day 435: The Lovecraft Collector (1977, Necronomicon Press) edited by Ray H. Zorn. Chapbook. Clean pages, odd stain on rear cover. 63/500.
Book catalogue project, day 435: The Lovecraft Collector (1977, Necronomicon Press) edited by Ray H. Zorn. Chapbook. Clean pages, odd stain on rear cover. 63/500. Plain gray cover. Numbering page. 63/500.
September 24, 2025 at 9:10 AM
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Tending the garden
September 24, 2025 at 6:38 AM
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Ottilie may have gotten a lil too excited
An illustration by Spindle of the lesbian couple Asimov and Ottilie. The focus is on Asimov looking stunned with a blush, holding onto Otti's thighs, as Otti have made a mess on her, while grabbing hard onto the sheets on the side.
September 24, 2025 at 12:54 PM
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September 23, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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"It Takes Two" continues with consumption of valuables, preparation for a lunch date, and some heart to heart that doesn't involve opening ribcages.

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September 21, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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once you are able to find humor in living with a chronic or terminal illness, you've either reached enlightenment or you've become a little unhinged
August 31, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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Ryukuza Quest continues with gangs, black ops, yakuza, and confused cosplayers.

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August 31, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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Godzilla SP in general needs more stuff but TRUE
#GodzillaSP #AgeGap #yuri
WOW. I really shouldn't stick my penis in there. HOWEVER, Mei Kamino getting oral from Li Guiying Li Guiying in bed with Mei Kamino
August 9, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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Ryukuza Quest continues with plans and gentle admonitions.

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August 10, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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A tombstone in Bridgnorth, Shropshire, photographed by Andy Darby.

Note the border inscription.
Gravestone inscribed: Alistair Stephen Fabian Mitchell. 13-6-1957, 10-2-2019. Barrister of the Middle Temple. My brain, socialist. My heart, anarchist. My eyes, pacifist. My blood, revolutionary. Around the edge, the legend: The only man in British legal history to be convicted of biting a policeman with someone else’s teeth.
August 9, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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Working on some dice that have been sitting in my to-do pile for a year 💀
A pile of unfinished handmade resin dice, in browns, reds, and golds.
August 7, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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tutusntinyhats.bsky.social
So I finally read The Dispossessed by Ursula K. Le Guin, after meaning to read it for years - I've heard so much about how it's a classic of anti-capitalist, anarchist fiction, and a foundational novel for so many people.
August 7, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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xoferatu.bsky.social
when the most crusty old grognard is on the same side as a CR theater kid against you, you have lost the war
August 7, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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I’m running a test to measure engagement on different platforms, so today you can listen to the news for science! Click here for team BlueSky, and thanks for your help :) link.chtbl.com/TheDailyBeans
The Daily Beans
The Daily Beans is a women-owned and operated progressive news podcast for your morning commute brought to you by the Webby award-winning host of Mueller, She Wrote, Allison Gill, and comedian/fund-ra...
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August 7, 2025 at 3:44 PM