kevin
@xpensivedfstips.bsky.social
if you are here you’ve already won. i didn’t want you to click my name. you’re about to find out a bunch of embarrassing stuff about me.
yeah bitch i’m sure you do
December 3, 2025 at 8:44 PM
yeah bitch i’m sure you do
independent from the ND/Bama thing, bc whatever, tech should trounce BYU:
who the fuck thinks oklahoma is better than notre dame? based on what?! why is this even a thing.
who the fuck thinks oklahoma is better than notre dame? based on what?! why is this even a thing.
December 3, 2025 at 12:54 AM
independent from the ND/Bama thing, bc whatever, tech should trounce BYU:
who the fuck thinks oklahoma is better than notre dame? based on what?! why is this even a thing.
who the fuck thinks oklahoma is better than notre dame? based on what?! why is this even a thing.
is it weird that i thought bsky people were generally pretty thoughtful? the number of people disagreeing is truly alarming. it this just a “all philadelphians are stupid” thing? bc i could see that
For those with angry relatives like mine, the quick explainer:
They gotta for 2 at some pt
If they wait til the end of the game and fail, it’s automatically over.
They gotta for 2 at some pt
If they wait til the end of the game and fail, it’s automatically over.
November 29, 2025 at 5:59 PM
is it weird that i thought bsky people were generally pretty thoughtful? the number of people disagreeing is truly alarming. it this just a “all philadelphians are stupid” thing? bc i could see that
who here knows the real reason i snapped on em
November 26, 2025 at 2:31 PM
who here knows the real reason i snapped on em
remember when the steelers tried a tush push with connor heyward and he took the snap and just stood there waiting to be pushed . that was cool
November 23, 2025 at 10:55 PM
remember when the steelers tried a tush push with connor heyward and he took the snap and just stood there waiting to be pushed . that was cool
hey the fewer questions the better; if anyone knows where i can find patrick kane/jonathan toews romantic (with each other) fan fiction lemme know
November 22, 2025 at 6:35 PM
hey the fewer questions the better; if anyone knows where i can find patrick kane/jonathan toews romantic (with each other) fan fiction lemme know
johnson is not a particularly good game manager but the vikings apparently melt his fucking brain. just one horrible decision after another
November 16, 2025 at 8:53 PM
johnson is not a particularly good game manager but the vikings apparently melt his fucking brain. just one horrible decision after another
this is some ND homer shit but here’s something i think the committee should think about regarding early losses:
would they lose to miami again? no, of course not. carr was making his first start on the road. that’s not a loss anyone should care about.
would they lose to a&m again? maybe?
would they lose to miami again? no, of course not. carr was making his first start on the road. that’s not a loss anyone should care about.
would they lose to a&m again? maybe?
November 15, 2025 at 8:10 PM
this is some ND homer shit but here’s something i think the committee should think about regarding early losses:
would they lose to miami again? no, of course not. carr was making his first start on the road. that’s not a loss anyone should care about.
would they lose to a&m again? maybe?
would they lose to miami again? no, of course not. carr was making his first start on the road. that’s not a loss anyone should care about.
would they lose to a&m again? maybe?
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I am also a podcaster and would like to be in movies and although I am neither young nor attractive I can promise you that I have never knowingly interviewed a white supremacist
Contact: UTA
Contact: UTA
November 14, 2025 at 10:58 PM
I am also a podcaster and would like to be in movies and although I am neither young nor attractive I can promise you that I have never knowingly interviewed a white supremacist
Contact: UTA
Contact: UTA
desperately trying to make instagram understand that there is no world in which i don’t already own this shirt
November 14, 2025 at 6:24 PM
desperately trying to make instagram understand that there is no world in which i don’t already own this shirt
my barber geoff and i are going 50-50 on a discovery zone, dm if you want in
November 13, 2025 at 7:03 AM
my barber geoff and i are going 50-50 on a discovery zone, dm if you want in
PowerBIsexual is more like it
November 11, 2025 at 6:03 PM
PowerBIsexual is more like it
i don’t know why people are mad trump is exploring a career change; i think this is exactly what he should be doing
November 9, 2025 at 11:33 PM
i don’t know why people are mad trump is exploring a career change; i think this is exactly what he should be doing
late game caleb is my GOAT but i swear if i start seeing that baker mayfield-type mvp talk i’m gonna start knocking some heads. stop letting it get to this point, my man!
November 9, 2025 at 9:21 PM
late game caleb is my GOAT but i swear if i start seeing that baker mayfield-type mvp talk i’m gonna start knocking some heads. stop letting it get to this point, my man!
*Bill Ackman sees this post*
“oh thank God, I thought stuff was gonna change”
“oh thank God, I thought stuff was gonna change”
November 7, 2025 at 1:29 PM
*Bill Ackman sees this post*
“oh thank God, I thought stuff was gonna change”
“oh thank God, I thought stuff was gonna change”
idc about sauce’s recent performance; he absolutely rules and if i believed in the colts i’d give it an A+
November 4, 2025 at 5:54 PM
idc about sauce’s recent performance; he absolutely rules and if i believed in the colts i’d give it an A+
who amongst us wouldn’t pretend to love christmas to get alicia witt to pull down her underpants ?
November 1, 2025 at 4:24 AM
who amongst us wouldn’t pretend to love christmas to get alicia witt to pull down her underpants ?
bro barney is fucking with you
November 1, 2025 at 4:16 AM
bro barney is fucking with you
god damn it, the bulls are my favorite type of team. 12 deep, no star. now i gotta pay attention to this shit 😔
November 1, 2025 at 2:49 AM
god damn it, the bulls are my favorite type of team. 12 deep, no star. now i gotta pay attention to this shit 😔
i’m probably missing the point of the show but the one that fits for me is the fuckin bear. just cook the food and yell at each other.
in times like this we return to the ancient texts
October 30, 2025 at 10:04 PM
i’m probably missing the point of the show but the one that fits for me is the fuckin bear. just cook the food and yell at each other.
Diarrhea Delights
(I know i know i technically changed two letters)
(I know i know i technically changed two letters)
Change one letter, ruin a candy.
S&Ms
S&Ms
Change one letter, ruin a candy.
Everlusting Gobstoppers
Everlusting Gobstoppers
October 29, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Diarrhea Delights
(I know i know i technically changed two letters)
(I know i know i technically changed two letters)
my wife just said it’s “weird” that moises alou used to piss on his hands?
October 29, 2025 at 6:07 PM
my wife just said it’s “weird” that moises alou used to piss on his hands?
i don’t care if this works, it’s insanely stupid. just pitch to someone
October 28, 2025 at 5:09 AM
i don’t care if this works, it’s insanely stupid. just pitch to someone
dodgers will walk it off now bc god won’t let us see vladdy hit a kershaw curveball to the moon
October 28, 2025 at 4:45 AM
dodgers will walk it off now bc god won’t let us see vladdy hit a kershaw curveball to the moon