AJ
@xndrew.bsky.social
He/Him, White Dude, Bad Brain
Profile Picture: My dog, Emmett. 50 pound mixed breed with beagle coloring. He's sitting on a couch, front paws crossed slightly.
Header Picture: Very old picture of graffiti on a water tower.
Profile Picture: My dog, Emmett. 50 pound mixed breed with beagle coloring. He's sitting on a couch, front paws crossed slightly.
Header Picture: Very old picture of graffiti on a water tower.
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AJ
@xndrew.bsky.social
· Nov 27
The best essay I’ve ever written:
Things these days are bad. When I was young, they were good. I blame the things I don’t like for this.
Things these days are bad. When I was young, they were good. I blame the things I don’t like for this.
Just found out my partner has been chewing our 7 month old's food for him and feeding it to him on a spoon.
January 13, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Just found out my partner has been chewing our 7 month old's food for him and feeding it to him on a spoon.
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As promised, more nips! Probably my favorite thing I’ve ever painted. I call her Queen Lula 👑
December 29, 2025 at 8:48 PM
As promised, more nips! Probably my favorite thing I’ve ever painted. I call her Queen Lula 👑
Happy “Doc’s are Not Winter Boots” to everyone that learns that lesson anew every year.
December 27, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Happy “Doc’s are Not Winter Boots” to everyone that learns that lesson anew every year.
Another vainglorious signifier of aging: the barber spends more time cutting down the hair on your upper back than on top of your head.
December 26, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Another vainglorious signifier of aging: the barber spends more time cutting down the hair on your upper back than on top of your head.
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Gonna start posting my art that has nips here, I think.
Follow for nips ✅
Hi, bluesky!
Follow for nips ✅
Hi, bluesky!
December 23, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Gonna start posting my art that has nips here, I think.
Follow for nips ✅
Hi, bluesky!
Follow for nips ✅
Hi, bluesky!
Having a seven month old means learning which parts of your beard hurt the most and least when pulled.
December 19, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Having a seven month old means learning which parts of your beard hurt the most and least when pulled.
Has anyone else noticed how you’re being yelled at and called an asshole if you receive an email that just says “Thank you.”?
December 3, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Has anyone else noticed how you’re being yelled at and called an asshole if you receive an email that just says “Thank you.”?
Probably like a 3.
October 23, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Probably like a 3.
Just got an auto-response to a work email "I will have intermittent access to my email today - I'm uncertain if my ascension to heaven will interrupt my access to email. Will return all outreach upon my return."
September 23, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Just got an auto-response to a work email "I will have intermittent access to my email today - I'm uncertain if my ascension to heaven will interrupt my access to email. Will return all outreach upon my return."
The pantry does great work, and they are always looking for food delivery assistance! Drivers, bikers, walkers; all can help!
Please consider giving to the Astoria Food Pantry, which serves immigrants in Queens, many of whom have been prevented from going to work because of fear of ICE raids. The line of those waiting for food was down the block when I passed by today. www.astoriafoodpantry.com/donate-money...
August 3, 2025 at 7:07 PM
The pantry does great work, and they are always looking for food delivery assistance! Drivers, bikers, walkers; all can help!
Someone much smarter than I should probably compare this to the rollout and adoption of video for online news sources. A story where the impacts and buy in where plainly overstated to force organizations to pivot to a new media, only to have their user engagement disappear.
July 7, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Someone much smarter than I should probably compare this to the rollout and adoption of video for online news sources. A story where the impacts and buy in where plainly overstated to force organizations to pivot to a new media, only to have their user engagement disappear.
Without downloading any new pics describe your gender
June 24, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Without downloading any new pics describe your gender
If you are lucky and you live well, you may make friends that can help you celebrate the life of the ones you love when they pass. Incredibly grateful for this piece made to celebrate the life of my dad. It’ll probably make my mom cry when I give it to her, but that’s okay. Thanks, bud.
This rail spike knife was made as a memorial piece for a man who was many things, including a train enthusiast and a beloved father.
June 21, 2025 at 11:35 PM
If you are lucky and you live well, you may make friends that can help you celebrate the life of the ones you love when they pass. Incredibly grateful for this piece made to celebrate the life of my dad. It’ll probably make my mom cry when I give it to her, but that’s okay. Thanks, bud.
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In less than 24hrs with the help of family, friends and community members, we were able to raise just over $4k! This is a huge accomplishment and I feel so lucky. Thank you for sharing and donating. Please help me keep the momentum going!
Thank you, thank you, THANK YOU!
gofund.me/3c0b3a1d
Thank you, thank you, THANK YOU!
gofund.me/3c0b3a1d
May 18, 2025 at 1:19 AM
In less than 24hrs with the help of family, friends and community members, we were able to raise just over $4k! This is a huge accomplishment and I feel so lucky. Thank you for sharing and donating. Please help me keep the momentum going!
Thank you, thank you, THANK YOU!
gofund.me/3c0b3a1d
Thank you, thank you, THANK YOU!
gofund.me/3c0b3a1d
I love that I just got an email from the company in charge of my 401k citing the potential collapse of Social Security as a reason to increase my payments into the savings the day the dow drops like 2000 points. Living through unprecedented times is fucking tight.
April 3, 2025 at 3:03 PM
I love that I just got an email from the company in charge of my 401k citing the potential collapse of Social Security as a reason to increase my payments into the savings the day the dow drops like 2000 points. Living through unprecedented times is fucking tight.
New trivia team name:
Rurouni Kesha
Rurouni Kesha
February 27, 2025 at 2:53 AM
New trivia team name:
Rurouni Kesha
Rurouni Kesha
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Reposting with alt text
January 21, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Reposting with alt text
If I’ve learned anything from David Lynch movies and tv shows, he’s now a large teapot or perhaps a night stand drawer’s knob. RIP (Rest in Percolators)
January 17, 2025 at 3:38 AM
If I’ve learned anything from David Lynch movies and tv shows, he’s now a large teapot or perhaps a night stand drawer’s knob. RIP (Rest in Percolators)
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I am tired of people who claim they love their country and hate most of its people.
January 14, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I am tired of people who claim they love their country and hate most of its people.
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Can we all agree nobody likes sleet? Which is happening outside. You have your folks who are romantic about snow, but no one gets excited about it raining ice.
December 24, 2024 at 12:56 PM
Can we all agree nobody likes sleet? Which is happening outside. You have your folks who are romantic about snow, but no one gets excited about it raining ice.
How is this ten years old!? Also, love that the only person in this video still on the Sharks is Goodrow, who left and returned since it was made. #sjsharks
youtu.be/OlReCoTDM4o?...
youtu.be/OlReCoTDM4o?...
Holiday Sweater - 2014 Sharks Holiday Video
YouTube video by San Jose Sharks
youtu.be
December 11, 2024 at 3:06 PM
How is this ten years old!? Also, love that the only person in this video still on the Sharks is Goodrow, who left and returned since it was made. #sjsharks
youtu.be/OlReCoTDM4o?...
youtu.be/OlReCoTDM4o?...
The best essay I’ve ever written:
Things these days are bad. When I was young, they were good. I blame the things I don’t like for this.
Things these days are bad. When I was young, they were good. I blame the things I don’t like for this.
November 27, 2024 at 7:30 PM
The best essay I’ve ever written:
Things these days are bad. When I was young, they were good. I blame the things I don’t like for this.
Things these days are bad. When I was young, they were good. I blame the things I don’t like for this.
New York is pretty this morning - cold, clear, still wet from the last two days of dreary and consistent rain. The pup is a fan.
November 23, 2024 at 2:02 PM
New York is pretty this morning - cold, clear, still wet from the last two days of dreary and consistent rain. The pup is a fan.
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November 18, 2024 at 3:12 AM