⭕️mantis shrimp⭕️
@xerimichael.bsky.social
general ne’er do well and roustabout, I like playing and seeing live music
I went pretty hard in the paint
February 11, 2026 at 6:47 PM
I went pretty hard in the paint
hey, mang, you know what would make ridin this little sled a lot cooler?
February 11, 2026 at 6:10 PM
hey, mang, you know what would make ridin this little sled a lot cooler?
local advertising is undefeated
February 11, 2026 at 5:00 PM
local advertising is undefeated
I just read this again for the first time in a while and who wants to go do some magic?
February 11, 2026 at 4:39 PM
I just read this again for the first time in a while and who wants to go do some magic?
rough day for microcelebs, time to wrap Sully in bubble wrap
February 10, 2026 at 8:00 PM
rough day for microcelebs, time to wrap Sully in bubble wrap
WHAT HAVE I BEEN TELLIN YOU BEWARE THAT FUCKIN RAT
February 10, 2026 at 7:27 PM
WHAT HAVE I BEEN TELLIN YOU BEWARE THAT FUCKIN RAT
so curling is all about putting your rock on the button, huh?
February 10, 2026 at 6:15 PM
so curling is all about putting your rock on the button, huh?
Hey, @bradleeonbass.bsky.social and other music people: do you know if I need special rosin for a stand up bass bow? Or can I just get regular rosin? Thanks!
February 10, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Hey, @bradleeonbass.bsky.social and other music people: do you know if I need special rosin for a stand up bass bow? Or can I just get regular rosin? Thanks!
that running horse thing is neat
February 10, 2026 at 3:32 PM
that running horse thing is neat
vidi, vici, veni
Open for me
February 10, 2026 at 1:06 AM
vidi, vici, veni
post a banger that isn’t in english
February 9, 2026 at 8:40 PM
post a banger that isn’t in english
kid rock makes music for people who chomp during the divided sky pause
February 8, 2026 at 8:59 PM
kid rock makes music for people who chomp during the divided sky pause
one year in college I stole a large glass funnel that fit perfectly into a bong and that was the star of our super bowl party, we didn’t even have a TV
February 8, 2026 at 8:34 PM
one year in college I stole a large glass funnel that fit perfectly into a bong and that was the star of our super bowl party, we didn’t even have a TV
Reposted by ⭕️mantis shrimp⭕️
Hey yall I have a floor ticket for Jason Isbell and the 400 unit for 2/22 at College Street Music Hall, I am not going there for work it turns out due to supply issues 🥴 it needs to be picked up at will call. I would like to get something back for it but most of all I don't want it to go to waste!
February 8, 2026 at 5:52 PM
Hey yall I have a floor ticket for Jason Isbell and the 400 unit for 2/22 at College Street Music Hall, I am not going there for work it turns out due to supply issues 🥴 it needs to be picked up at will call. I would like to get something back for it but most of all I don't want it to go to waste!
floor shitters watch out!
February 8, 2026 at 4:22 PM
floor shitters watch out!
I threw the ball for the dog and it landed here
February 7, 2026 at 10:31 PM
I threw the ball for the dog and it landed here
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
“No, it’s two in the pink, not three.”
“No, it’s two in the pink, not three.”
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
“More coming up, right after this break”
“More coming up, right after this break”
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"Place the period after the parenthetical."
"Place the period after the parenthetical."
February 7, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
“No, it’s two in the pink, not three.”
“No, it’s two in the pink, not three.”
I sprang out of bed in the middle of the night to the sound of my dog puking by the front door. In the dark without my glasses I didn’t see anything and let him out, then back in later. When we went to go on a walk after I got up there was a little pile that I somehow avoided stepping in 🙏
February 7, 2026 at 2:40 PM
I sprang out of bed in the middle of the night to the sound of my dog puking by the front door. In the dark without my glasses I didn’t see anything and let him out, then back in later. When we went to go on a walk after I got up there was a little pile that I somehow avoided stepping in 🙏
look at these absolutely honkin pieces of bacon(really just pork belly, uncured)
February 7, 2026 at 12:09 AM
look at these absolutely honkin pieces of bacon(really just pork belly, uncured)
divided sky type shit
February 6, 2026 at 3:27 PM
divided sky type shit
I just found out my younger daughter(23) has PCOS. Do any of you have any tips or suggestions to help her out? I feel like I’ve heard a few people talk about it on here.
February 6, 2026 at 3:23 PM
I just found out my younger daughter(23) has PCOS. Do any of you have any tips or suggestions to help her out? I feel like I’ve heard a few people talk about it on here.
he’s giving confused libertarian vibes
Was this very mid-2000s emo person press-ganged into ICE servitude?
February 6, 2026 at 2:33 PM
he’s giving confused libertarian vibes
do you think there was a point when john williams was composing the imperial march he realized that he was ripping off a spoonful of sugar from mary poppins and just said fuck it?
February 6, 2026 at 1:17 AM
do you think there was a point when john williams was composing the imperial march he realized that he was ripping off a spoonful of sugar from mary poppins and just said fuck it?