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@xerimichael.bsky.social
general ne’er do well and roustabout, I like playing and seeing live music
my oldest daughter could see right through you from the minute she popped out
November 12, 2025 at 12:34 AM
my oldest daughter could see right through you from the minute she popped out
Will there come a time of singularity when the phish podcasts have exhausted every show and there aren’t enough new ones to fill the void and they all poof into non-existence?
New Episode! Why Nothing Will Top 12/31/95 Phish For Andy Bernstein OUT NOW ON YOUTUBE ONLY
youtu.be/e8m69TygbVc
youtu.be/e8m69TygbVc
Why Nothing Will Top 12/31/95 Phish For Andy Bernstein
YouTube video by Best Show Ever
youtu.be
November 11, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Will there come a time of singularity when the phish podcasts have exhausted every show and there aren’t enough new ones to fill the void and they all poof into non-existence?
The zipper failed on my work jacket so I added some snaps #fixitdonttossit
November 11, 2025 at 5:40 PM
The zipper failed on my work jacket so I added some snaps #fixitdonttossit
anyone else open their bell peppers like this?
November 10, 2025 at 6:42 PM
anyone else open their bell peppers like this?
🎶Wake up to find out the dems have the spine, of a squirrel
November 10, 2025 at 2:52 PM
🎶Wake up to find out the dems have the spine, of a squirrel
Rocket is v snuggly at night 🥹
November 10, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Rocket is v snuggly at night 🥹
gm from church
November 9, 2025 at 2:41 PM
gm from church
Who wants to go see Oz then hide out in the building until Phish? There’s gotta be a way, right?
They do Oz during day and bands at night. Same deal with Eagles now.
November 9, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Who wants to go see Oz then hide out in the building until Phish? There’s gotta be a way, right?
I fried a pork chop in a cast iron skillet with butter and bacon grease, removed it and ate it, then fried up some thin sliced onions, garlic, and spinach in the same pan, and wow
November 9, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I fried a pork chop in a cast iron skillet with butter and bacon grease, removed it and ate it, then fried up some thin sliced onions, garlic, and spinach in the same pan, and wow
one of my vendors has on a rebel flag hat 😒
November 8, 2025 at 5:33 PM
one of my vendors has on a rebel flag hat 😒
I found a $5 bill while picking up trash before farmers market 💪
November 8, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I found a $5 bill while picking up trash before farmers market 💪
Ok, the 12/29/94 Bowie is maybe the best jam that has ever happened. It’s got everything from weird spacy shit to beautiful bliss melodies to Trey speaking inside of your brain, and then returns to the head out of nowhere like a freight train. Fuckin perfection.
November 8, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Ok, the 12/29/94 Bowie is maybe the best jam that has ever happened. It’s got everything from weird spacy shit to beautiful bliss melodies to Trey speaking inside of your brain, and then returns to the head out of nowhere like a freight train. Fuckin perfection.
live, laugh, load
November 7, 2025 at 3:15 PM
live, laugh, load
I am reading a sci fi digest from Jan ‘91 and check out how expensive VHS tapes were back then
November 7, 2025 at 1:11 AM
I am reading a sci fi digest from Jan ‘91 and check out how expensive VHS tapes were back then
Remember: when lubing, make sure and pump until the grease squirts out of the cracks, even if it’s a dry hole
November 6, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Remember: when lubing, make sure and pump until the grease squirts out of the cracks, even if it’s a dry hole
sometimes when you whack your tallywhacker the wrong way the spring spurts out off the roof #poundweek
November 6, 2025 at 4:45 PM
sometimes when you whack your tallywhacker the wrong way the spring spurts out off the roof #poundweek
I pounded in over 4000 cap nails yesterday and now I hurt all over #poundweek
November 6, 2025 at 2:53 PM
I pounded in over 4000 cap nails yesterday and now I hurt all over #poundweek
tfw you are a muppet
November 6, 2025 at 1:17 PM
tfw you are a muppet
my office for the afternoon
November 5, 2025 at 7:48 PM
my office for the afternoon
happiness, is a
November 5, 2025 at 2:20 PM
happiness, is a
practically extinct
November 4, 2025 at 10:03 PM
practically extinct
My city is hilarious. Want a warm soda? We gotchu
November 4, 2025 at 7:49 PM
My city is hilarious. Want a warm soda? We gotchu