⭕️mantis shrimp⭕️
@xerimichael.bsky.social
general ne’er do well and roustabout, I like playing and seeing live music
my oldest daughter could see right through you from the minute she popped out
November 12, 2025 at 12:34 AM
my oldest daughter could see right through you from the minute she popped out
The zipper failed on my work jacket so I added some snaps #fixitdonttossit
November 11, 2025 at 5:40 PM
The zipper failed on my work jacket so I added some snaps #fixitdonttossit
anyone else open their bell peppers like this?
November 10, 2025 at 6:42 PM
anyone else open their bell peppers like this?
Squirrels do have way more balls than the dems, that’s for sure
November 10, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Squirrels do have way more balls than the dems, that’s for sure
Rocket is v snuggly at night 🥹
November 10, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Rocket is v snuggly at night 🥹
gm from church
November 9, 2025 at 2:41 PM
gm from church
I fried a pork chop in a cast iron skillet with butter and bacon grease, removed it and ate it, then fried up some thin sliced onions, garlic, and spinach in the same pan, and wow
November 9, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I fried a pork chop in a cast iron skillet with butter and bacon grease, removed it and ate it, then fried up some thin sliced onions, garlic, and spinach in the same pan, and wow
I am reading a sci fi digest from Jan ‘91 and check out how expensive VHS tapes were back then
November 7, 2025 at 1:11 AM
I am reading a sci fi digest from Jan ‘91 and check out how expensive VHS tapes were back then
Remember: when lubing, make sure and pump until the grease squirts out of the cracks, even if it’s a dry hole
November 6, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Remember: when lubing, make sure and pump until the grease squirts out of the cracks, even if it’s a dry hole
sometimes when you whack your tallywhacker the wrong way the spring spurts out off the roof #poundweek
November 6, 2025 at 4:45 PM
sometimes when you whack your tallywhacker the wrong way the spring spurts out off the roof #poundweek
tfw you are a muppet
November 6, 2025 at 1:17 PM
tfw you are a muppet
my office for the afternoon
November 5, 2025 at 7:48 PM
my office for the afternoon
happiness, is a
November 5, 2025 at 2:20 PM
happiness, is a
My city is hilarious. Want a warm soda? We gotchu
November 4, 2025 at 7:49 PM
My city is hilarious. Want a warm soda? We gotchu
I made some green chile and pork stew and 🤤
November 3, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I made some green chile and pork stew and 🤤
this sounds like a sitcom about @msdarthmikeshair.bsky.social and @zachsamaphone.bsky.social
November 2, 2025 at 4:04 PM
this sounds like a sitcom about @msdarthmikeshair.bsky.social and @zachsamaphone.bsky.social
there are a few perks my being a farmers market manager
November 1, 2025 at 7:56 PM
there are a few perks my being a farmers market manager
5 to 1, baby, 1 in 5, nobody here gets, out alive
October 31, 2025 at 10:11 PM
5 to 1, baby, 1 in 5, nobody here gets, out alive
happy Halloween everybody!
October 31, 2025 at 1:14 PM
happy Halloween everybody!