Anything that isn't about elephants is irrelephant.

Antwerpen try not to add extra werkzaamheden/omleidingen before finishing ÉÉN eerder project: challenge impossible

(kruispunt sportpaleis will be the end of me 🫶🏼🥲)

Can’t make this up.

One of the most beautiful things about the human body is that if you accidentally bite the inside of your cheek, your mouth will make adjustments so that you bite that same place every fucking time you eat.

I think everything wrong with me medically could be fixed if a chiropractor suplexed me through a table

💖 Scandalacious

⚪️ Evangelicals mad because Kendrick showed how easy it is to call out predators on stage but they won’t do it.

"I want to perform their favorite song, but you know they love to sue" - Kendrick Lamar

It looks like Kendrick has won for now but sources tell me Drake has a devastating rebuttal planned for his performance at the Kids’ Choice Awards

Ketamine is a hell of a drug.

When you can't let the cat go out because he might invade Poland