Xandypants
@xandypants.bsky.social
She/her 🏳️🌈 bi/pan ♾️ AuDHD
Artist, animal enthusiast, nerd, Libertarian Socialist, other stuff
Even more awkward in person
Minors DNI 🔞
Ask before DM
✨💚 Back in Seattle 💚✨
@tjcornflake.bsky.social 's 🥰
Artist, animal enthusiast, nerd, Libertarian Socialist, other stuff
Even more awkward in person
Minors DNI 🔞
Ask before DM
✨💚 Back in Seattle 💚✨
@tjcornflake.bsky.social 's 🥰
FINE I'll go to the damn doctor 😭😖
October 9, 2025 at 2:34 PM
FINE I'll go to the damn doctor 😭😖
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“A second inflatable frog has now been spotted wiggling through Portland.”
October 8, 2025 at 10:54 PM
“A second inflatable frog has now been spotted wiggling through Portland.”
Some days I am fully on top of my game AND everyone else's
Some days I can't catch up at all and barely know where I am
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Some days I can't catch up at all and barely know where I am
🥴
October 7, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Some days I am fully on top of my game AND everyone else's
Some days I can't catch up at all and barely know where I am
🥴
Some days I can't catch up at all and barely know where I am
🥴
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lol it’s this guy
October 7, 2025 at 4:56 PM
lol it’s this guy
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ted cruz is such a little bitch
October 7, 2025 at 3:41 PM
ted cruz is such a little bitch
Didn't know we were having a silent toot contest under the covers but now I'm afraid to get out of bed
October 1, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Didn't know we were having a silent toot contest under the covers but now I'm afraid to get out of bed
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Priest maced in Seattle by ICE.
So no freedom of speech or religion, if it is contrary to the 🥕 leader.
So no freedom of speech or religion, if it is contrary to the 🥕 leader.
September 29, 2025 at 10:29 AM
Priest maced in Seattle by ICE.
So no freedom of speech or religion, if it is contrary to the 🥕 leader.
So no freedom of speech or religion, if it is contrary to the 🥕 leader.
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Gonna pop a Tylenol and look at some trains to see what all the fuss is about.
September 23, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Gonna pop a Tylenol and look at some trains to see what all the fuss is about.
NOOOOOO WHY DOES DUNCAN TRUSSELL SUCK NOW 😭😭😭
Back in the midnight gospel days he seemed so chill 😞
Back in the midnight gospel days he seemed so chill 😞
September 24, 2025 at 2:43 PM
NOOOOOO WHY DOES DUNCAN TRUSSELL SUCK NOW 😭😭😭
Back in the midnight gospel days he seemed so chill 😞
Back in the midnight gospel days he seemed so chill 😞
BRB rewriting "Dva Duby" (two oaks) as "Dva Doobies" (two joints 😌)
September 23, 2025 at 1:10 PM
BRB rewriting "Dva Duby" (two oaks) as "Dva Doobies" (two joints 😌)
There once was a man from Nantucket
September 19, 2025 at 3:20 AM
There once was a man from Nantucket
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Whenever you see a guy claiming that women only like men who are super jacked with perfect bodies, it's a good indicator that they have not talked to an actual woman about what she actually likes in a very long time
September 17, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Whenever you see a guy claiming that women only like men who are super jacked with perfect bodies, it's a good indicator that they have not talked to an actual woman about what she actually likes in a very long time
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Sometimes it's nice to remember that even Marcus Aurelius was like "you don't have to comment on everything bro"
September 17, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Sometimes it's nice to remember that even Marcus Aurelius was like "you don't have to comment on everything bro"
Thank you weirdo internet christians for... messaging me a publicly available photo of my own boyfriend? Truly marvelous work
September 17, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Thank you weirdo internet christians for... messaging me a publicly available photo of my own boyfriend? Truly marvelous work
Romanian pop has finally hit my yt music algo without my having to do anything
Playing it on Otava Yo radio seems a little confused but we're getting there
Playing it on Otava Yo radio seems a little confused but we're getting there
September 12, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Romanian pop has finally hit my yt music algo without my having to do anything
Playing it on Otava Yo radio seems a little confused but we're getting there
Playing it on Otava Yo radio seems a little confused but we're getting there
Did you know that sometimes larger freight gets lost just like small packages and 8,000 LBS of shit just randomly travels the country for no reason because that is a thing I have learned recently 🥴
September 11, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Did you know that sometimes larger freight gets lost just like small packages and 8,000 LBS of shit just randomly travels the country for no reason because that is a thing I have learned recently 🥴
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I'll just leave this here.
September 10, 2025 at 11:42 PM
I'll just leave this here.
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good, i fucking hate these things
September 10, 2025 at 3:30 PM
good, i fucking hate these things
If you don't want folks celebrating your exit from this world, consider not being a massive piece of shit while you're alive! 🥰
September 10, 2025 at 10:02 PM
If you don't want folks celebrating your exit from this world, consider not being a massive piece of shit while you're alive! 🥰
I'm just gonna leave this here....
September 10, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I'm just gonna leave this here....
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No amount of friendship, help, or loyalty matters in the face of something like that, you immediately cut them out of your life and contact who you need to and never speak to them again. Anyone who does anything less is a piece of shit I wouldn't trust to run a car wash.
September 8, 2025 at 11:53 PM
No amount of friendship, help, or loyalty matters in the face of something like that, you immediately cut them out of your life and contact who you need to and never speak to them again. Anyone who does anything less is a piece of shit I wouldn't trust to run a car wash.
Well that sure is unfortunate
September 8, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Well that sure is unfortunate
Also, to the gent in the work truck who turned in my debit card OMFG THANK YOU AGAIN YOU SAVED MY LIFE ZOMG
September 8, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Also, to the gent in the work truck who turned in my debit card OMFG THANK YOU AGAIN YOU SAVED MY LIFE ZOMG
If you start your emails with "I'm a little confused" I hope you know every recipient wants to smack you
September 8, 2025 at 5:08 PM
If you start your emails with "I'm a little confused" I hope you know every recipient wants to smack you
I wish it were more socially acceptable to ask people to hang out at places like work. Some of the drivers are cool AF and I wanna invite them to come smoke with me and my sweetie 😌
September 5, 2025 at 2:32 PM
I wish it were more socially acceptable to ask people to hang out at places like work. Some of the drivers are cool AF and I wanna invite them to come smoke with me and my sweetie 😌