Xandypants
@xandypants.bsky.social
She/her 🏳️🌈 bi/pan ♾️ AuDHD
Artist, animal enthusiast, nerd, Libertarian Socialist, other stuff
Even more awkward in person
Minors DNI 🔞
Ask before DM
✨💚 Back in Seattle 💚✨
@tjcornflake.bsky.social 's 🥰
Artist, animal enthusiast, nerd, Libertarian Socialist, other stuff
Even more awkward in person
Minors DNI 🔞
Ask before DM
✨💚 Back in Seattle 💚✨
@tjcornflake.bsky.social 's 🥰
I'm just gonna leave this here....
September 10, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I'm just gonna leave this here....
Well that sure is unfortunate
September 8, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Well that sure is unfortunate
Confessed to my sweetie that I ate part of a donut at 3am when I woke up to pee and he pointed out that he did the same thing a half hour later 😆
August 21, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Confessed to my sweetie that I ate part of a donut at 3am when I woke up to pee and he pointed out that he did the same thing a half hour later 😆
Anyway enough about all that stuff. Here's me and my sweetie at Ocean Shores walking the beach. I wore a dress for the first time in *years* 😅
August 6, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Anyway enough about all that stuff. Here's me and my sweetie at Ocean Shores walking the beach. I wore a dress for the first time in *years* 😅
"No go to work! Only scritches"
July 11, 2025 at 1:39 PM
"No go to work! Only scritches"
Olive is on guard duty while I get ready for work
July 11, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Olive is on guard duty while I get ready for work
A prime example. What the fuck is this for
June 18, 2025 at 1:22 PM
A prime example. What the fuck is this for
I catch my toddy on those first 3 top steps every day
May 27, 2025 at 1:22 PM
I catch my toddy on those first 3 top steps every day
Not that that's difficult to do. Just look at this dipshit
April 9, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Not that that's difficult to do. Just look at this dipshit
Lookie how cute he is 🥰
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April 7, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Lookie how cute he is 🥰
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Age yourself with a toy from your childhood.
March 23, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Age yourself with a toy from your childhood.
Lest ye believe me to be telling fibs
March 18, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Lest ye believe me to be telling fibs
YEE GODS IT'S SO COLD 🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶
February 11, 2025 at 3:41 PM
YEE GODS IT'S SO COLD 🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶
No cheating. Your last saved celebrity pic is your therapist.
January 31, 2025 at 3:19 PM
No cheating. Your last saved celebrity pic is your therapist.
@alistaircookie.bsky.social
Is your username based on the Monsterpiece Theatre bit by chance?
Because that's why we named these two Alistair and Cookie 😅
Is your username based on the Monsterpiece Theatre bit by chance?
Because that's why we named these two Alistair and Cookie 😅
January 9, 2025 at 4:38 AM
@alistaircookie.bsky.social
Is your username based on the Monsterpiece Theatre bit by chance?
Because that's why we named these two Alistair and Cookie 😅
Is your username based on the Monsterpiece Theatre bit by chance?
Because that's why we named these two Alistair and Cookie 😅
They're these ones 😅🥴🫠
December 16, 2024 at 2:41 PM
They're these ones 😅🥴🫠
Body took a break for me this time 🤒🤧
December 9, 2024 at 9:10 PM
Body took a break for me this time 🤒🤧
When I skeet “hello tiny people who live in my phone,” this is the phone I’m talking about
December 3, 2024 at 12:52 AM
When I skeet “hello tiny people who live in my phone,” this is the phone I’m talking about
