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maxkreminski.bsky.social
😶‍🌫️ Remecarving: or, Forgettings

a collection of 829 computational poems, each depicting the gradual algorithmic *forgetting* of a sentence found in Wikipedia that exhorts the reader to remember

last-minute entry for NaNoGenMo 2025!

github.com/NaNoGenMo/20...
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November 30, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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The interview with the CEO letting slip one of the other ideas they had but ditched, metro.co.uk/video/german...
German crane manufacturer goes viral with Louvre heist advert
Burglars who stole jewels worth an estimated €88m from the Louvre aren't the only ones profiting from the heist. The German manufacturer of the lift used to steal the jewels published an advert featu...
metro.co.uk
October 24, 2025 at 8:55 AM
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scientits.bsky.social
The German company that makes the mechanical ladder used in the Louvre heist has used the image to advertise, with the text 'When you need to move fast'

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Image of the mechanical ladder outside the Louvre Text below says WENN'S MAL WIEDER SCHNELL GEHEN MUSS (When you need to move fast) Underneath is more German text which translates as "The Böcker Agilo transports your treasures weighing up to 400kg at 42m/min - quiet as a whisper."
October 24, 2025 at 8:27 AM
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aluckmann.bsky.social
Once again thinking about Macaulay Culkin walking into the Parisian café where the wifi password was “Macaulay Culkin” and the owner saying “I knew you’d come here someday”
Even even though the former childhood star is usually able to get away from his famous past in France, Culkin did share a funny story about a Parisian cafe that was using his name as its Wi-Fi password. The actor explained that when he walked into the cafe, a woman handed him a "Home Alone"-era photo of himself on a card. “A waitress just gave it to me and walked away -- their Wi-Fi code was 'Macaulay Culkin,"' the actor said. "When she came back, I said, 'I like your Wi-Fi code.' She goes, 'Thank you,' and I say, 'C'est moi.' She turned white and brought over the owner of the place, who said, 'I knew you'd come here someday.'"
September 10, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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phillewis.bsky.social
Federal immigration agents were seemingly forced to retreat from a roofing job site in Rochester, NY, after being confronted by more than 100 protesters

The workers stayed on the roof and agents drove away in a Border Patrol SUV on four flat tires, which had been slashed
ICE agents in the Park Ave neighborhood spark large-scale protest
The group shouted “shame” and "Gestapo,” and applauded as agents in the ICE-led action drove a Border Patrol SUV away on four flat tires, which had been slashed.
www.wxxinews.org
September 9, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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acekatana.bsky.social
[Pusha T] hit the holy see in the two seater / what's sweeter? the jesus piece or the keys of peter / from the street to the mitre, all prada / she heard my bro a Leo, she call he papa

[Malice] young and reckless / coke whiter than the papal vestments
September 9, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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wattle.bsky.social
salt
fat
acid
heat
denial
bargaining
acceptance
September 4, 2025 at 4:40 AM
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meakoopa.bsky.social
saw the new FANTASTIC FOUR movie and was PULLED OUT OF THE MOVIE by the ubiquitous use in the sixties of characters HIGH-FIVING EACH OTHER

the high-five was invented in 1977 by gay baseball player Glenn Burke (and became a gay shibboleth til the straights stole it) en.wikipedia.org/wiki/High_five
The high five is a hand gesture whereby two people simultaneously raise one hand and slap the flat of their palm against the other.[2] The gesture is often preceded verbally by a phrase like "Give me five", "High five", or "Up top". Its meaning varies with the context of use but can include as a greeting, congratulations, or celebration. There are many origin stories of the high five,[3] but the first and two most documented candidates are Dusty Baker and Glenn Burke of the Los Angeles Dodgers professional baseball team on October 2, 1977, and Wiley Brown and Derek Smith of the Louisville Cardinals men's college basketball team during the 1978–1979 season.[4][5]
July 29, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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jeffvandermeer.bsky.social
Around Portland today...
Stairs at Powell Butte calming mossy rock formation hanging flowers of cascading tiny blossoms compact figure of olivia portlander in white and tan with white hat squatting looking out at the trees
July 13, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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ztul.bsky.social
Telephones totally changed the game when it comes to being in the mafia. Before telephones you had to constantly go to each other's houses.
July 13, 2025 at 11:29 PM