Chris Wood
@wsky5711.bsky.social
33. PHX AZ.
Here for the sports. Maybe some light treason.
USMC vet now active-duty civilian.
DBacks, Suns, Sun Devils, Cardinals
Here for the sports. Maybe some light treason.
USMC vet now active-duty civilian.
DBacks, Suns, Sun Devils, Cardinals
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Had to celebrate the end of that TCU game appropriately
December 1, 2024 at 2:35 AM
Had to celebrate the end of that TCU game appropriately
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Sources: Amazing, 100% true Thanksgiving story about Kenny Dillingham.
Saturday: Dillingham earns $200k bonus for 9 wins.
Monday: Dillingham tells 20 off-the-field ASU staffers they’ll all get a 5–10k bonus.
What Dillingham didn’t tell them (or me): He’s giving them his bonus.
Saturday: Dillingham earns $200k bonus for 9 wins.
Monday: Dillingham tells 20 off-the-field ASU staffers they’ll all get a 5–10k bonus.
What Dillingham didn’t tell them (or me): He’s giving them his bonus.
November 28, 2024 at 10:16 PM
Sources: Amazing, 100% true Thanksgiving story about Kenny Dillingham.
Saturday: Dillingham earns $200k bonus for 9 wins.
Monday: Dillingham tells 20 off-the-field ASU staffers they’ll all get a 5–10k bonus.
What Dillingham didn’t tell them (or me): He’s giving them his bonus.
Saturday: Dillingham earns $200k bonus for 9 wins.
Monday: Dillingham tells 20 off-the-field ASU staffers they’ll all get a 5–10k bonus.
What Dillingham didn’t tell them (or me): He’s giving them his bonus.
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new stat to describe my wife’s thievery of the sheets
Sheet Time of Possession Heat-adjusted Efficiency Rating
Sheet Time of Possession Heat-adjusted Efficiency Rating
November 27, 2024 at 10:26 PM
new stat to describe my wife’s thievery of the sheets
Sheet Time of Possession Heat-adjusted Efficiency Rating
Sheet Time of Possession Heat-adjusted Efficiency Rating
ATTN: ALL SUN DEVILS
If you don't subscribe to Sun Devil Source, you are sorely missing out on probably the best coverage not only for ASU football, but ASU athletics overall.
My friends think I'm a genius who knows ball because I basically repeated what I read from @chriskarpman.bsky.social
If you don't subscribe to Sun Devil Source, you are sorely missing out on probably the best coverage not only for ASU football, but ASU athletics overall.
My friends think I'm a genius who knows ball because I basically repeated what I read from @chriskarpman.bsky.social
November 27, 2024 at 4:40 PM
ATTN: ALL SUN DEVILS
If you don't subscribe to Sun Devil Source, you are sorely missing out on probably the best coverage not only for ASU football, but ASU athletics overall.
My friends think I'm a genius who knows ball because I basically repeated what I read from @chriskarpman.bsky.social
If you don't subscribe to Sun Devil Source, you are sorely missing out on probably the best coverage not only for ASU football, but ASU athletics overall.
My friends think I'm a genius who knows ball because I basically repeated what I read from @chriskarpman.bsky.social
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November 27, 2024 at 5:25 AM
The best part about the NBA Cup is sometimes you get to watch your favorite team perform a league-sanctioned beatdown on your least favorite team.
November 27, 2024 at 5:38 AM
The best part about the NBA Cup is sometimes you get to watch your favorite team perform a league-sanctioned beatdown on your least favorite team.
Happy Hate Week to all who celebrate
November 25, 2024 at 4:58 PM
Happy Hate Week to all who celebrate
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From a friend in the athletic department
November 24, 2024 at 4:10 AM
From a friend in the athletic department
Hahaha imagine rushing the field early
a stuffed monkey wearing a green shirt and tie is looking at the camera .
ALT: a stuffed monkey wearing a green shirt and tie is looking at the camera .
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2024 at 4:20 AM
Hahaha imagine rushing the field early
One time in elementary school, I tried to impress my crush at lunch by eating one half of a PB&J sandwich in one bite. I started choking, literally thought I was going to die, and coughed it up on the table in front of her.
We ended up dating for a couple years in HS though so, success.
We ended up dating for a couple years in HS though so, success.
November 22, 2024 at 10:04 PM
One time in elementary school, I tried to impress my crush at lunch by eating one half of a PB&J sandwich in one bite. I started choking, literally thought I was going to die, and coughed it up on the table in front of her.
We ended up dating for a couple years in HS though so, success.
We ended up dating for a couple years in HS though so, success.
If your bio is financial/investment buzzwords separated by different money-related emojis, that's a blockin'
a man wearing sunglasses and a white tank top says ban ben
ALT: a man wearing sunglasses and a white tank top says ban ben
media.tenor.com
November 22, 2024 at 9:38 PM
If your bio is financial/investment buzzwords separated by different money-related emojis, that's a blockin'
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me at 2am ordering from the hot dog vendor on the street
November 22, 2024 at 7:04 PM
me at 2am ordering from the hot dog vendor on the street
Could only make it through about 8 tracks of GNX before I had to stop ignoring the phone but initial impression:
a close up of a person holding a gun in a blurry picture .
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media.tenor.com
November 22, 2024 at 7:23 PM
Could only make it through about 8 tracks of GNX before I had to stop ignoring the phone but initial impression:
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Everybody after listening to squabble up and hey now
November 22, 2024 at 5:28 PM
Everybody after listening to squabble up and hey now
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How the 'ability to not care' fueled Arizona State's surprise season
www.nytimes.com
November 21, 2024 at 6:17 PM
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Post a non-religious photo you think of as holy.
November 20, 2024 at 9:35 PM
Post a non-religious photo you think of as holy.
Me a week ago: "Wow, starter packs are great!"
Me today, culling my "following" list:
Me today, culling my "following" list:
a girl is sitting in front of a computer with her head on the desk
ALT: a girl is sitting in front of a computer with her head on the desk
media.tenor.com
November 20, 2024 at 9:14 PM
Me a week ago: "Wow, starter packs are great!"
Me today, culling my "following" list:
Me today, culling my "following" list: