Sparky Polastri
@juangrandeasu.bsky.social
Sun Devil alum. CRE bro.
Yall know you don’t have to watch this NFL game, right?
Inglorious Basterds is still on Netflix and it remains great. This and other streaming platforms may have other entertainment options as well!
Inglorious Basterds is still on Netflix and it remains great. This and other streaming platforms may have other entertainment options as well!
November 11, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Yall know you don’t have to watch this NFL game, right?
Inglorious Basterds is still on Netflix and it remains great. This and other streaming platforms may have other entertainment options as well!
Inglorious Basterds is still on Netflix and it remains great. This and other streaming platforms may have other entertainment options as well!
Y’all come visit
Hello Mayo Maniacs...
Are you ready to join your fellow super fans in taking over an entire section of the stadium?
Claim your unique uniform, swag, food (of course) and so many surprises that we can't wait for.
Tubby demands your loyalty.
MayoManiacs.com
Are you ready to join your fellow super fans in taking over an entire section of the stadium?
Claim your unique uniform, swag, food (of course) and so many surprises that we can't wait for.
Tubby demands your loyalty.
MayoManiacs.com
November 10, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Y’all come visit
Having spent my entire career in housing, a wide majority of people are absolutely stupid enough to sign a 50-year mortgage.
Lender underwriters are the only ones stopping the WHAT’S MY MONTHLY PAYMENT crowd, which can be a real fox/henhouse situation.
Financial literacy is not our strong suit.
Lender underwriters are the only ones stopping the WHAT’S MY MONTHLY PAYMENT crowd, which can be a real fox/henhouse situation.
Financial literacy is not our strong suit.
It’s no way people are stupid enough to agree with a 50 Year Mortgage….
That won’t help housing prices. It’ll make cash flowing a mortgage easier, but it’ll only make housing more expensive.
That won’t help housing prices. It’ll make cash flowing a mortgage easier, but it’ll only make housing more expensive.
November 10, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Having spent my entire career in housing, a wide majority of people are absolutely stupid enough to sign a 50-year mortgage.
Lender underwriters are the only ones stopping the WHAT’S MY MONTHLY PAYMENT crowd, which can be a real fox/henhouse situation.
Financial literacy is not our strong suit.
Lender underwriters are the only ones stopping the WHAT’S MY MONTHLY PAYMENT crowd, which can be a real fox/henhouse situation.
Financial literacy is not our strong suit.
You are being watched.
November 9, 2025 at 5:52 PM
You are being watched.
Re: Indiana-Penn State
November 8, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Re: Indiana-Penn State
Not gonna lie I’m excited ASU is on a bye week, sucks for half of y’all whose teams are about to lose.
Rock Chalk Jayhawk.
Rock Chalk Jayhawk.
November 8, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Not gonna lie I’m excited ASU is on a bye week, sucks for half of y’all whose teams are about to lose.
Rock Chalk Jayhawk.
Rock Chalk Jayhawk.
I woke up sick to my stomach thinking about that Northwestern DL who missed a TD because of The Devil’s Fumble.
November 8, 2025 at 1:32 PM
I woke up sick to my stomach thinking about that Northwestern DL who missed a TD because of The Devil’s Fumble.
Years ago, I had a mushroom chocolate I’d stashed in the back of an upper cabinet. When I went to retrieve it, there were mouse droppings in the cabinet and half of it was eaten.
I think about that little guy a lot, and I hope he’s living his best life.
I think about that little guy a lot, and I hope he’s living his best life.
November 8, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Years ago, I had a mushroom chocolate I’d stashed in the back of an upper cabinet. When I went to retrieve it, there were mouse droppings in the cabinet and half of it was eaten.
I think about that little guy a lot, and I hope he’s living his best life.
I think about that little guy a lot, and I hope he’s living his best life.
Reposted by Sparky Polastri
seeing an unwelcome uptick in people I follow quote-tweeting bad people with bad opinions lately. I do not want to see the bad people's bad opinions, that's why I don't follow *them*
November 7, 2025 at 2:08 PM
seeing an unwelcome uptick in people I follow quote-tweeting bad people with bad opinions lately. I do not want to see the bad people's bad opinions, that's why I don't follow *them*
Good morning Charlotte frans, things are going well in the Queen City
@peark.es @theclay.xyz @stevesteverers.whaleoilcandles.com @meghancolleen.bsky.social @jakesnakeemoji.bsky.social
@peark.es @theclay.xyz @stevesteverers.whaleoilcandles.com @meghancolleen.bsky.social @jakesnakeemoji.bsky.social
November 5, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Good morning Charlotte frans, things are going well in the Queen City
@peark.es @theclay.xyz @stevesteverers.whaleoilcandles.com @meghancolleen.bsky.social @jakesnakeemoji.bsky.social
@peark.es @theclay.xyz @stevesteverers.whaleoilcandles.com @meghancolleen.bsky.social @jakesnakeemoji.bsky.social
Pop quiz, hotshots. Rank the following games from this weekend’s schedule by current get-in price on StubHub.
Florida State @ Clemson
Charlotte @ East Carolina
Stanford @ UNC-Chapel Hill
Wake Forest @ Virginia
Florida State @ Clemson
Charlotte @ East Carolina
Stanford @ UNC-Chapel Hill
Wake Forest @ Virginia
November 3, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Pop quiz, hotshots. Rank the following games from this weekend’s schedule by current get-in price on StubHub.
Florida State @ Clemson
Charlotte @ East Carolina
Stanford @ UNC-Chapel Hill
Wake Forest @ Virginia
Florida State @ Clemson
Charlotte @ East Carolina
Stanford @ UNC-Chapel Hill
Wake Forest @ Virginia
My menu comes to $42, your $20 budget can pound sand.
November 3, 2025 at 2:11 AM
My menu comes to $42, your $20 budget can pound sand.
My local taco truck has ridiculous portions. This is technically one burrito.
November 2, 2025 at 6:58 PM
My local taco truck has ridiculous portions. This is technically one burrito.
Reposted by Sparky Polastri
This game sucks
November 1, 2025 at 6:35 PM
This game sucks
Roughing the Passer has become the new “I don’t know what targeting is”
November 1, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Roughing the Passer has become the new “I don’t know what targeting is”
And just had a punt blocked, this shit is gonna turn me into The Joker
ASU's special teams so far.
- Bad decision to run the kickoff back
- Holding penalty has ASU start at their 5
- 34-yard punt
- Bad decision to run the kickoff back
- Holding penalty has ASU start at their 5
- 34-yard punt
November 1, 2025 at 5:19 PM
And just had a punt blocked, this shit is gonna turn me into The Joker
Important to teach the classics
We live in a tumultuous world. But I take solace in the fact that the 2010 University of Alaska Fairbanks hockey intro video remains the most unhinged thing I’ve ever seen.
November 1, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Important to teach the classics
Good morning, this is a friendly reminder that the game you want to watch today is likely being illegally streamed on YouTube.
November 1, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Good morning, this is a friendly reminder that the game you want to watch today is likely being illegally streamed on YouTube.
Apparently Sam Leavitt is out for the year.
a close up of a woman 's face with the words welp written below her
ALT: a close up of a woman 's face with the words welp written below her
media.tenor.com
October 31, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Apparently Sam Leavitt is out for the year.
Some free advice for you future titans of industry:
1) if you want to refute otherwise trusted expertise, do it with something better than a ten year old proforma
2) if your expert is over 300 lbs and you’re insistent on refuting them, make sure they don’t miss lunch
Whew, almost had An Incident.
1) if you want to refute otherwise trusted expertise, do it with something better than a ten year old proforma
2) if your expert is over 300 lbs and you’re insistent on refuting them, make sure they don’t miss lunch
Whew, almost had An Incident.
October 30, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Some free advice for you future titans of industry:
1) if you want to refute otherwise trusted expertise, do it with something better than a ten year old proforma
2) if your expert is over 300 lbs and you’re insistent on refuting them, make sure they don’t miss lunch
Whew, almost had An Incident.
1) if you want to refute otherwise trusted expertise, do it with something better than a ten year old proforma
2) if your expert is over 300 lbs and you’re insistent on refuting them, make sure they don’t miss lunch
Whew, almost had An Incident.
Rule of cool, that’s gotta be a TD for Jax State
October 30, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Rule of cool, that’s gotta be a TD for Jax State
Last week, Srta. Juan had the girls over and made a charcuterie board. Tonight it’s just the seven year old and I. She said she wanted to make a board so I gave her carte blanche on the contents.
Good job, kiddo.
Good job, kiddo.
October 29, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Last week, Srta. Juan had the girls over and made a charcuterie board. Tonight it’s just the seven year old and I. She said she wanted to make a board so I gave her carte blanche on the contents.
Good job, kiddo.
Good job, kiddo.