Sparky Polastri
@juangrandeasu.bsky.social
Sun Devil alum. CRE bro.
Post a random phone number
(850) 580-8080
(850) 580-8080
post a random phone number
1-900-909-9900
1-900-909-9900
January 8, 2026 at 3:43 AM
Post a random phone number
(850) 580-8080
(850) 580-8080
Can confirm, and I’ll happily point any interested Charlotte friends in the right direction.
Our entire church signed up for this a few months ago. If you're in a city, I bet your city councilperson would know where to sign up for a local training in your area. It sure feels better than just posting and cussing!
January 8, 2026 at 3:24 AM
Can confirm, and I’ll happily point any interested Charlotte friends in the right direction.
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I’m gonna need @sundevilfootball.bsky.social to start scheduling really aggressively so I can knock out some of these unfilled states.
I still can’t believe I never made it to Vermont when I lived in Mass.
I still can’t believe I never made it to Vermont when I lived in Mass.
January 7, 2026 at 2:46 AM
I’m gonna need @sundevilfootball.bsky.social to start scheduling really aggressively so I can knock out some of these unfilled states.
I still can’t believe I never made it to Vermont when I lived in Mass.
I still can’t believe I never made it to Vermont when I lived in Mass.
Somehow I have not! Despite having attended a bunch of ballgames and my tendency to drink excessively, I’ve never had a run-in with security.
Closest thing is fouling out of a handful of basketball games.
Closest thing is fouling out of a handful of basketball games.
Have you ever been ejected from a sporting event? Player, Fan, whatever? I would love to hear your stories.
Ive been tossed from games a bunch of times. Got ejected as a player and a fan multiple times. Also, I was never wrong, THEY were wrong, fuckin assholes.
January 6, 2026 at 5:44 PM
Somehow I have not! Despite having attended a bunch of ballgames and my tendency to drink excessively, I’ve never had a run-in with security.
Closest thing is fouling out of a handful of basketball games.
Closest thing is fouling out of a handful of basketball games.
I just sent 17 “circle back” emails in the last 15 minutes.
January 6, 2026 at 2:52 PM
I just sent 17 “circle back” emails in the last 15 minutes.
WHAT IN THE REGGIE BUSH WAS THAT CATCH AND RUN, REDBIRDS
January 6, 2026 at 3:31 AM
WHAT IN THE REGGIE BUSH WAS THAT CATCH AND RUN, REDBIRDS
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Whatever happened to not posting bullshit from ding dongs on X over here. I don't give a single smothered and covered shit what Matt Walsh and fucking catturd are saying about Venezuela.
January 5, 2026 at 1:28 PM
Whatever happened to not posting bullshit from ding dongs on X over here. I don't give a single smothered and covered shit what Matt Walsh and fucking catturd are saying about Venezuela.
I was coring jalapeños for armadillo eggs and popped a seed into my eye that proceeded to roll all the way up in there. After 30 minutes of agonizing pain and not knowing what to do, I finally went outside and blasted myself with the garden hose.
What's the most ridiculous way you ever hurt yourself? I got out of the tub, skidded in water and tripped over the toilet. Ankle sprain.
😅
😅
January 6, 2026 at 3:19 AM
I was coring jalapeños for armadillo eggs and popped a seed into my eye that proceeded to roll all the way up in there. After 30 minutes of agonizing pain and not knowing what to do, I finally went outside and blasted myself with the garden hose.
Hey UK Cayuts people, tell
Me about Cutter Boley. He apparently committed to ASU last night in what may turn out to be a trade for Sam Leavitt?
@502eire.lol @briesmith.xyz
Me about Cutter Boley. He apparently committed to ASU last night in what may turn out to be a trade for Sam Leavitt?
@502eire.lol @briesmith.xyz
January 4, 2026 at 3:18 PM
Hey UK Cayuts people, tell
Me about Cutter Boley. He apparently committed to ASU last night in what may turn out to be a trade for Sam Leavitt?
@502eire.lol @briesmith.xyz
Me about Cutter Boley. He apparently committed to ASU last night in what may turn out to be a trade for Sam Leavitt?
@502eire.lol @briesmith.xyz
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please use alt text on your screenshots of stupid people saying stupid things or else my very extensive mute list doesn’t work. thanks
January 4, 2026 at 3:03 AM
please use alt text on your screenshots of stupid people saying stupid things or else my very extensive mute list doesn’t work. thanks
I’m not going to attempt to restate what others have done so eloquently but yesterday, and I mean the entire day, from the first beer to the postgame mayo dump, was absolutely kickass from start to finish because of all the people involved.
Thanks to everyone for making it so special.
Thanks to everyone for making it so special.
January 3, 2026 at 8:50 PM
I’m not going to attempt to restate what others have done so eloquently but yesterday, and I mean the entire day, from the first beer to the postgame mayo dump, was absolutely kickass from start to finish because of all the people involved.
Thanks to everyone for making it so special.
Thanks to everyone for making it so special.
“We are the good people!
The ones they told you about”
The ones they told you about”
January 3, 2026 at 1:04 AM
“We are the good people!
The ones they told you about”
The ones they told you about”
@jmtod.bsky.social, @screechysaywha.bsky.social, and @andrewfleer.com tailgating the Duke’s Mayo Bowl. I’m just off screen.
January 2, 2026 at 2:07 PM
@jmtod.bsky.social, @screechysaywha.bsky.social, and @andrewfleer.com tailgating the Duke’s Mayo Bowl. I’m just off screen.
TODAY’S THE DAY
January 2, 2026 at 2:05 PM
TODAY’S THE DAY
Pete Golding’s favorite Panic song is Thought Sausage, just trust me on this one.
The Cuckold Bridegroom, by Jan Havicksz, 1670, 📸 by Justin Ford
January 2, 2026 at 6:37 AM
Pete Golding’s favorite Panic song is Thought Sausage, just trust me on this one.
Please tell me that safety changed the gambling outcome, that might be the worst bad beat of all time.
January 2, 2026 at 5:05 AM
Please tell me that safety changed the gambling outcome, that might be the worst bad beat of all time.
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Texas Tech is pretty good but only 1-2 against the Pac-10.
January 1, 2026 at 8:20 PM
Texas Tech is pretty good but only 1-2 against the Pac-10.
First off, INCREDIBLE
I still can’t believe the year I’m finally in Atlanta on NYE (for the Peach Bowl) is the ONE TIME Panic doesn’t play The Fox.
Congrats. Happy for you. Nice.
I still can’t believe the year I’m finally in Atlanta on NYE (for the Peach Bowl) is the ONE TIME Panic doesn’t play The Fox.
Congrats. Happy for you. Nice.
*Disco w/Billy Strings on Guitar
January 1, 2026 at 7:44 AM
First off, INCREDIBLE
I still can’t believe the year I’m finally in Atlanta on NYE (for the Peach Bowl) is the ONE TIME Panic doesn’t play The Fox.
Congrats. Happy for you. Nice.
I still can’t believe the year I’m finally in Atlanta on NYE (for the Peach Bowl) is the ONE TIME Panic doesn’t play The Fox.
Congrats. Happy for you. Nice.
HOW MUCH FOR THE LITTLE GIRL
January 1, 2026 at 6:51 AM
HOW MUCH FOR THE LITTLE GIRL
The cackle I just cackled watching Ohio State fans file out down one score in the 4th quarter, my condolences on winning fewer than 14 games this year.
Also, fuck off.
Also, fuck off.
January 1, 2026 at 3:49 AM
The cackle I just cackled watching Ohio State fans file out down one score in the 4th quarter, my condolences on winning fewer than 14 games this year.
Also, fuck off.
Also, fuck off.
FREEBIRD.
Stupid question.
Stupid question.
December 30, 2025 at 6:46 PM
FREEBIRD.
Stupid question.
Stupid question.
Good news for those interested in my @dukesmayobowl.bsky.social tailgate this Friday - we’ll be in my kickass uptown rooftop lounge AND we’re combining forces with the @sickoscommittee.org! Additional details to follow, but here’s a preview:
December 30, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Good news for those interested in my @dukesmayobowl.bsky.social tailgate this Friday - we’ll be in my kickass uptown rooftop lounge AND we’re combining forces with the @sickoscommittee.org! Additional details to follow, but here’s a preview: