THE Terry Jones
@wordygurdygurl.bsky.social
Life doesn't come with a User Guide, but if it did, I probably wouldn't have read it • Lifelong Dem • Old hippie pothead • Grandperson • Writer • Runs with scissors • 07016 –> 98177 • New Jersey born, now Seattle based (and loving it) • I ignore DMs
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popeye is flexing his muscles and saying i am what i am .
ALT: popeye is flexing his muscles and saying i am what i am .
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I swear like a sailor, it's true. And I learned to swear at my mother's knee. My mother was not, however, a sailor 🤷♀️
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It was only a matter of time…
December 8, 2025 at 9:53 AM
It was only a matter of time…
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Amen
Though I learned the valuable lessons that we are NOT the country we thought we were, and that some of my neighbors are NOT decent people.
Oh and that "American Christian" is apparently an oxymoron.
Though I learned the valuable lessons that we are NOT the country we thought we were, and that some of my neighbors are NOT decent people.
Oh and that "American Christian" is apparently an oxymoron.
November 23, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Amen
Though I learned the valuable lessons that we are NOT the country we thought we were, and that some of my neighbors are NOT decent people.
Oh and that "American Christian" is apparently an oxymoron.
Though I learned the valuable lessons that we are NOT the country we thought we were, and that some of my neighbors are NOT decent people.
Oh and that "American Christian" is apparently an oxymoron.
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This is my kind of good trouble.
In Monrovia, California, protesters are purchasing 17¢ ICE scrapers from Home Depot and immediately returning them to create long lines and slow down the entire store. Their aim is to disrupt sales and convey a message opposing ICE raids occurring in their neighborhood.
November 23, 2025 at 7:20 PM
This is my kind of good trouble.
Too funny not to steal off FB 🤣
November 23, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Too funny not to steal off FB 🤣
Hahaha (she laughs as she sobs 😢)
experiencing my parents getting older really is an argument for assisted suicide. my own, that is.
November 17, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Hahaha (she laughs as she sobs 😢)
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I know SCOTUS literally already said that it was open season on any kind of Brown folk but this is another in "the irony of the error proves the stupidity of the whole entire concept".
Native American nearly deported after Polk County jail issues ICE detainer by mistake
Jail staff in Des Moines told Leticia Jacobo she would be turned over to immigration agents — even though Jacobo is Native American.
www.desmoinesregister.com
November 14, 2025 at 1:08 AM
I know SCOTUS literally already said that it was open season on any kind of Brown folk but this is another in "the irony of the error proves the stupidity of the whole entire concept".
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Dammit. The Sarah McLachlan music got me right in the feels 😭
November 12, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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Seen in a FaceBook local group post this morning. Just tickled me.
November 12, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Seen in a FaceBook local group post this morning. Just tickled me.
That's why he f*ing pardoned them
November 10, 2025 at 6:48 PM
That's why he f*ing pardoned them
Friends, I believe the time has come for a frog army to invade DC with torches and pitchforks. Can we make this happen?
November 10, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Friends, I believe the time has come for a frog army to invade DC with torches and pitchforks. Can we make this happen?
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"The next enclosure features the Western Lowlife Gorilla."
"You mean Western Lowland
Gorilla?"
"No."
"You mean Western Lowland
Gorilla?"
"No."
November 9, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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Don't let a failure of imagination get you. He really is this stupid. The source is called "Dunning–Kruger Times" FFS 🤦♀️ www.thedailybeast.com/confused-don...
Confused Trump, 79, Blasts Out Satirical Website’s Story
The satirical website has a prominent warning on its website: “Everything on this website is fiction.”
www.thedailybeast.com
November 9, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Don't let a failure of imagination get you. He really is this stupid. The source is called "Dunning–Kruger Times" FFS 🤦♀️ www.thedailybeast.com/confused-don...
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Read about WHY Ketanji Brown Jackson stayed the SNAP order. Her move is probably the best solution for getting SNAP benefits approved quickly. open.substack.com/pub/stevevla...
190. SNAP WTF?
A very quick explainer on what (and why) Justice Jackson issued an "administrative stay" in the SNAP case late on Friday night, and on what's likely to happen next
open.substack.com
November 8, 2025 at 11:24 PM
A Two-dle on Wordle this morning!
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Wordlebot even gave me a 99 for both skill and luck. 🙌
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November 9, 2025 at 6:36 AM
A Two-dle on Wordle this morning!
Wordle 1,603 2/6
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Wordlebot even gave me a 99 for both skill and luck. 🙌
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A deep commitment to anti-wokeness
November 8, 2025 at 7:33 PM
A deep commitment to anti-wokeness
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Oh @nicholehiltz.bsky.social it’s pizza ramen Day!
Pizza…in ramen form? Meet November’s rotating ramen:
🍜🍕Pizza Ramen // Hibachi mushrooms, pepperoni, basil, scallions, and brûléed mozzarella in a zesty tomato shoyu broth.
Thursdays just got interesting!
Pizza…in ramen form? Meet November’s rotating ramen:
🍜🍕Pizza Ramen // Hibachi mushrooms, pepperoni, basil, scallions, and brûléed mozzarella in a zesty tomato shoyu broth.
Thursdays just got interesting!
November 6, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Oh @nicholehiltz.bsky.social it’s pizza ramen Day!
Pizza…in ramen form? Meet November’s rotating ramen:
🍜🍕Pizza Ramen // Hibachi mushrooms, pepperoni, basil, scallions, and brûléed mozzarella in a zesty tomato shoyu broth.
Thursdays just got interesting!
Pizza…in ramen form? Meet November’s rotating ramen:
🍜🍕Pizza Ramen // Hibachi mushrooms, pepperoni, basil, scallions, and brûléed mozzarella in a zesty tomato shoyu broth.
Thursdays just got interesting!
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I understand why we shut down American airspace for a few days after 9-11 to avoid a repeat attack but imagine shutting down American airspace to avoid releasing the Epstein files.
November 7, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I understand why we shut down American airspace for a few days after 9-11 to avoid a repeat attack but imagine shutting down American airspace to avoid releasing the Epstein files.
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There is a distinct possibility that some people are too stupid to participate in a democracy
November 4, 2025 at 5:34 PM
There is a distinct possibility that some people are too stupid to participate in a democracy
Long read, but worth a look. @noelcaslercomedy your writing is getting even better.
“The utter venality, predation and deviant, destructive behavior is now being ‘faith washed’ by an obsequious and increasingly militant version of Conservative Christianity that is serving, at this point, as an almost co-equal branch of his burgeoning fascist empire.” open.substack.com/pub/noelcasle
'Mr. Bad Example'
As we approach the one year anniversary of Trump’s awful and ignoble re-election it feels as our country has been left out in the rain to rust and rot.
open.substack.com
November 3, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Long read, but worth a look. @noelcaslercomedy your writing is getting even better.
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Brilliant.
October 31, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Brilliant.
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The blatant hypocrisy and the obvious reality just keep diverging...
October 31, 2025 at 4:12 PM
The blatant hypocrisy and the obvious reality just keep diverging...
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