Woolric
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JRPG fiend, cousin who reads textbooks for fun.
Big into rounded artstyles.
JRPG fiend, cousin who reads textbooks for fun.
Big into rounded artstyles.
Got the formula for crafting white people in Arknights Endfield.
February 2, 2026 at 3:33 PM
Got the formula for crafting white people in Arknights Endfield.
The Moon is so big and bright today it looks like a sticker slapped on the bedroom wall of the sky
# indie_poetry
# indie_poetry
February 1, 2026 at 11:11 PM
The Moon is so big and bright today it looks like a sticker slapped on the bedroom wall of the sky
# indie_poetry
# indie_poetry
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Paipai Ponpoi Puwapuwa Puu! Heavy Machine Gun appear!
January 19, 2026 at 3:17 PM
Paipai Ponpoi Puwapuwa Puu! Heavy Machine Gun appear!
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vertical shmups have names like "Understated Sadness" and sidescrolling shmups have names like "Glorbian"
January 9, 2026 at 2:56 AM
vertical shmups have names like "Understated Sadness" and sidescrolling shmups have names like "Glorbian"
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Trails through Daybreak II is the only time in my life I have heard people correctly pronounce the "-chen" suffix in a piece of media. (Referring to the Märchen Garten)
Maybe someday we'll get someone to say "Schild" right, too!
Maybe someday we'll get someone to say "Schild" right, too!
January 7, 2026 at 3:39 AM
Trails through Daybreak II is the only time in my life I have heard people correctly pronounce the "-chen" suffix in a piece of media. (Referring to the Märchen Garten)
Maybe someday we'll get someone to say "Schild" right, too!
Maybe someday we'll get someone to say "Schild" right, too!
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“try water fox or ice weasel” try chill penguin. install flame mammoth. you just download bubble crab. literally just use boomer kuwanger. sting chameleon has a search bar, use it to find toxic seahorse.
I asked what I should use instead of firefox and someone said “floorp” and I legitimately thought it was a bit for like five minutes. tech has gone beyond making the torment nexus real to making poob real.
December 17, 2025 at 3:37 AM
“try water fox or ice weasel” try chill penguin. install flame mammoth. you just download bubble crab. literally just use boomer kuwanger. sting chameleon has a search bar, use it to find toxic seahorse.
My mom: "Is that a Pokémon game?"
Me: "Nah, 's Kirby"
My mom: "Kirby's a Pokémon, isn't he?"
Me: "Nah, 's Kirby"
My mom: "Kirby's a Pokémon, isn't he?"
December 13, 2025 at 5:35 AM
My mom: "Is that a Pokémon game?"
Me: "Nah, 's Kirby"
My mom: "Kirby's a Pokémon, isn't he?"
Me: "Nah, 's Kirby"
My mom: "Kirby's a Pokémon, isn't he?"
trying to figure out if I should stop calling Goroawase "Japanese Gematria"
On one hand: no one will understand what I'm saying
On the other hand: it's very funny to me
On one hand: no one will understand what I'm saying
On the other hand: it's very funny to me
December 9, 2025 at 6:44 PM
trying to figure out if I should stop calling Goroawase "Japanese Gematria"
On one hand: no one will understand what I'm saying
On the other hand: it's very funny to me
On one hand: no one will understand what I'm saying
On the other hand: it's very funny to me
every time I watch a MAD that uses Peace Sign by Kenshi Yonezu; two weeks later:
"...Ohhh I get it it's because the character makes a peace sign"
"...Ohhh I get it it's because the character makes a peace sign"
December 9, 2025 at 6:05 PM
every time I watch a MAD that uses Peace Sign by Kenshi Yonezu; two weeks later:
"...Ohhh I get it it's because the character makes a peace sign"
"...Ohhh I get it it's because the character makes a peace sign"
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It happened. Nice work everyone.
December 8, 2025 at 10:40 PM
It happened. Nice work everyone.
Had a dream I was dog-sitting and every time he misbehaved I rolled him up into a ball of dough and kneaded in more vanilla extract.
December 6, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Had a dream I was dog-sitting and every time he misbehaved I rolled him up into a ball of dough and kneaded in more vanilla extract.
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Nooooo, pretty Elf lady, we don't have to fight! Let's hug it out instead. And hold hands. And maybe kiss.
Presenting the trailer for FFXIV Patch 7.4─Into the Mist!
Set to arrive on Tuesday, December 16. 🗓️
Set to arrive on Tuesday, December 16. 🗓️
FINAL FANTASY XIV Patch 7.4 - Into the Mist
FINAL FANTASY XIV Patch 7.4, Into the Mist, launches December 16, 2025!
youtu.be
December 5, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Nooooo, pretty Elf lady, we don't have to fight! Let's hug it out instead. And hold hands. And maybe kiss.
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Might as well hit me, too!
November 12, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Might as well hit me, too!
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Harvestella
3rd Anniv. illustration by Yasushi Hasegawa:
3rd Anniv. illustration by Yasushi Hasegawa:
November 3, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Harvestella
3rd Anniv. illustration by Yasushi Hasegawa:
3rd Anniv. illustration by Yasushi Hasegawa:
The best thing to drink after surgery is one of those protein shakes that taste just a little like blood.
So later when you start bleeding again you're like "Oh yum chocolate shake aftertaste"
So later when you start bleeding again you're like "Oh yum chocolate shake aftertaste"
November 4, 2025 at 1:50 AM
The best thing to drink after surgery is one of those protein shakes that taste just a little like blood.
So later when you start bleeding again you're like "Oh yum chocolate shake aftertaste"
So later when you start bleeding again you're like "Oh yum chocolate shake aftertaste"
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look if you watched as much anime for 8 year old girls as I do you'd know there is a stark difference between the personality of a girl who is blue and a girl who is purple. In fact they couldn't be more different.
October 28, 2025 at 2:43 PM
look if you watched as much anime for 8 year old girls as I do you'd know there is a stark difference between the personality of a girl who is blue and a girl who is purple. In fact they couldn't be more different.
When I was a kid, the part where the dinosaur ate the outhouse was the only part of Jurassic Park that scared me.
Imagine dying when you're on the toilet, thats spooky.
Imagine dying when you're on the toilet, thats spooky.
October 18, 2025 at 10:08 PM
When I was a kid, the part where the dinosaur ate the outhouse was the only part of Jurassic Park that scared me.
Imagine dying when you're on the toilet, thats spooky.
Imagine dying when you're on the toilet, thats spooky.