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Hi folks, I'm consolidating my online presence a bit and have decided to keep the Fediverse/Mastodon as my primary account.

If you're there, follow me at discobear@tech.lgbt

New posts will also bridge onto Bluesky at bsky.app/profile/mast..., so if you're only on here, follow this!
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Reminder that all new posts will be on the quoted account, bridged from the Fediverse.

I'll keep this open for awhile because y'all post very sexy thirst traps.
*New Year, New Me, Same Old Mucker*

I actually did surprisingly well on "traditional" resolutions in 2025. Lost about 32kg/70lbs, returned to bicycling as my primary form of transportation, and put LGBT = Let's Go Buy Tickets into practice.

Themes for 2026 are as follows
-Maintenance: of all […]
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December 31, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Hi folks, I'm consolidating my online presence a bit and have decided to keep the Fediverse/Mastodon as my primary account.

If you're there, follow me at discobear@tech.lgbt

New posts will also bridge onto Bluesky at bsky.app/profile/mast..., so if you're only on here, follow this!
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December 26, 2025 at 10:23 AM
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Unbelievably, #DuvetKnowItsChristmas generates such good will on social media that over the years we've raised somewhere approaching a quarter of a million quid for homeless charities. If you can spare a bob or two, sling some to Centrepoint, and here's the link: www.gofundme.com/f/duvet-know...
Donate to Duvet Know It's Christmas, 2025, organized by Rhodri Marsden
Unbelievably, it's the 15th year of this thing. What is it? Improbably, the nig… Rhodri Marsden needs your support for Duvet Know It's Christmas, 2025
www.gofundme.com
December 24, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Took my semi-annual holiday photo for friends and family. Ridiculous as always.

I think this is the first time I've not had the WPIX Yule Log film playing on TV as a pretend fireplace!

God jul, Joyeux Noël, Wesołych Świąt, Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!
December 24, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Ho ho ho from week 52 support duty.
December 24, 2025 at 7:10 AM
I don't know what a Jake Paul is, and at this point I'm too afraid to ask.
December 21, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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YAS - period drama gender fuck Argentine Tango #Strictly #scd
December 20, 2025 at 7:30 PM
#1 - Kylie Minogue, "XMAS"

The second chorus of the video is worth it for the early 90s Quantel Paintbox graphics recreations and chaos including Björn from ABBA.

Her first UK #1 since "Slow" in 2003!

#ukcharts #christmasnumberone #popmusic
December 19, 2025 at 5:45 PM
SSMS, but to the tune of "XMAS" by Kylie Minogue. #sql
December 18, 2025 at 12:15 PM
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December 14, 2025 at 9:25 PM
My hot date for the night is completely uninterested in this YouTube music video session.
December 6, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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This day 10 years ago Teresa Mannion was telling us not to make unnecessary journeys as Storm Desmond hit.
December 5, 2025 at 10:10 AM
If Skarsgård was in Mean Girls:
"I'm not like a regular dom. I'm a cool dom."

#pillion #domcom
December 4, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Babe, wake up, new estimates of UK railway station usage just dropped! April 2024-March 2025

dataportal.orr.gov.uk/statistics/u...
Estimates of station usage | ORR Data Portal
dataportal.orr.gov.uk
December 4, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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some captchas are particularly humiliating

is the fact that I’m searching for “elphaba sex cardigan” not proof enough that I’m not a robot for you, google

do I also have to click on two pictures of a bus
November 30, 2025 at 4:03 AM
We're boarding to the dulcet tones of the Dolly and Kenny Christmas Album.

It's been real, Midwest! Next stop, Blighty :)
December 2, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Spent an afternoon in Lakeview, Chicago before my flight home. If I ever move back to the US, that'll be on top of my list of places to start the next phase of life.

*or whatever nearby neighbourhood I'm not priced out of.
December 2, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Mom and Dad have put on "Ride Like The Wind" by Christopher Cross to accompany their first coffee.

Truly, their musical taste never evolved past 1979.
December 1, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Ratings of Wicked: For Good!

Me: B+
My mom: A+

Being able to watch it with mom: A+

Jonathan Bailey sans shirt: A+
December 1, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Me at the toddler goods store shopping for my 18-month-old niece: "cute, stuffed octopus!"

Me now: how the f*** do I wrap an octopus?!
November 30, 2025 at 9:06 PM
#NYTXW 30 Nov - 21:39. 🐽🐽🐽 Stephan Pastis will be pleased.
November 30, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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Queer-coded transit news: the M train is taking over some of the F train’s service and the F train is taking some of the M train’s service. So, put simply, F to M and M to F.
November 29, 2025 at 3:59 AM
I jokingly told my dad that Wicked is "The Sapphic Adventures of Oz", then had to explain to him what "sapphic" means. ☠️
November 29, 2025 at 3:01 PM
A week ago, I was swimming in the ocean. Now I'm girding my loins for the first of a few rounds of shovelling snow.
November 29, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Expecting nine to fourteen inches of white stuff tomorrow, and that's not just because of Sniffies being surprisingly busy in my hometown. 🌨️ ❄️ ☃️
November 28, 2025 at 12:33 PM