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My personal Situation Room.
🇺🇸 (IA/WI) living in Bristol 🇬🇧
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Come for the Brutalism, stay for the schlager.
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If the Prescott memo is true, and there is a secret cabal of LGBTQ+ journalists stopping any negative stories about trans people being published or aired at BBC News, then, I have to say, they’re doing a really fucking shit job of that.
November 12, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Welcome to #TekknoTrain2025, my rail journey from Bristol, England to Lagos, Portugal. Inspired by @politicanimal.bsky.social's threads, I'll take you every train of the way. This will set no speed records, but should be a nice case study in joining up fragmented rail systems for a fun journey.
November 11, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Taking a rare-for-me bus through Broadmead this morning. I'm struck by the presence of a Greggs seemingly every 100 metres.

I completely lost my appetite for Greggs about a year ago and haven't missed a thing.
November 11, 2025 at 7:58 AM
On this Edmund Fitzgerald Day, fellas, it's too rough to feed you.
November 10, 2025 at 3:56 AM
The Zohran sign generator is pretty neat. homes.luddy.indiana.edu/ccshan/for/f...
November 9, 2025 at 7:35 AM
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absolutely obsessed with "I'm La Voix and I'm just doing this now!" being a core part of the show. #scd #strictly
November 8, 2025 at 7:01 PM
"Not enough swivel." DRINK! #strictly
November 8, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Me, flirting.
November 8, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Should I drink all of this and slide into your DMs? 😈
November 8, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Small Bar, a Left Handed Giant-owned bar, currently has multiple large Lost and Grounded posters up. Cooperation lives.
November 8, 2025 at 1:27 PM
It's Four Seasons Total Landscaping Day, which means it's also the day my sister got married and I escaped England Lockdown #2 to play piano at her wedding in Iowa.
November 7, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Celebrity Traitors result spoiled by a spin class instructor.

I got him back by matching him at 120rpm.
November 7, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Eurostar: "Trans Manche Super Train"

Joanne: (starts twitching)
November 6, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Preparing for my rail journey from Bristol to Lisbon a week from now. I need a hashtag to link everything together as I live blog the trek. #JusticeForMimicat, perhaps?

I'm looking forward to upper deck on the TGV, the Iryo on Barcelona-Madrid, and the DMU railcar across the Spain-Portugal border.
November 4, 2025 at 5:12 PM
My sister and I just signed up to run the Thanksgiving Turkey Trot together in my hometown. Just a li'l' shortie, 2.5 miles, but a good way to make room for green bean casserole and "Snickers salad".
November 4, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Ethyl Merman implies the existence of Isopropyl Merman, Butyl Merman, Pentyl Merman, and Amyl Merman.
November 2, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Bit slower than last week, but a bit hillier and more urban too.

Got to run past all of my favourite storefront names - Bristol Raw Dog, the Bear and Rugged Staff, and Daddy Alterations.
November 2, 2025 at 2:40 PM
A Sunday themeless, about twice my normal time but good to sink teeth into. Didn't love 58D given the connotations it has in British English. Lots of names I didn't know. #NYTXW
November 2, 2025 at 10:07 AM
I walked into the office to find Vac Efron repeatedly bashing itself into a wall, backing up five centimetres, and bashing into the wall again.

a) #mood
b) is this what it looks like when a robot blue screens?
c) at this point I don't yet fear our robot overlords.
November 1, 2025 at 12:07 PM
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I like how you can use emojis to zoom in on a pig
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November 1, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Captain Haddock and "Snowy". #struppi #captainhaddock #halloween #tintin
October 31, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Origin Coffee is playing "Roxanne" at present, and I'm highly tempted to play the Roxanne drinking game with my long black.
October 31, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Accidental #mood when inflating Frankenstein's monster at work today.
October 30, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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“I’ve just had a lasagne!” will forever be my go-to excuse to get out of anything. #CelebrityTraitors
October 29, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Awake and still grumpy about the baking programme last night.
October 29, 2025 at 8:18 AM