MWZ (Matthew)
@masto.discobear.net
Good grief, Charlie Brown! Work in health IT, πΊπΈ in π¬π§, π³οΈβπ, bass singer in a choir, love π² β π§ ππΈ πΆ π . Ex-biochemist. Come for the Brutalism, stay for [β¦]
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tech.lgbt
Greetings! Un petit #introduction to me, formerly tooting from woofblitzerreports@mastodon.social
I'm a technical architect in a small local branch of a large software company. As if that wasn't enough. I'm the sysadmin for a community choir as well.
I love the corner of the Internet that is [β¦]
I'm a technical architect in a small local branch of a large software company. As if that wasn't enough. I'm the sysadmin for a community choir as well.
I love the corner of the Internet that is [β¦]
45 minutes: time required to decided that having my wrist zapped each time I receive a Teams message is a bad idea.
January 12, 2026 at 3:59 PM
45 minutes: time required to decided that having my wrist zapped each time I receive a Teams message is a bad idea.
[Lewd, London]
Is London safe? From my experience, it's usually bareback...
Is London safe? From my experience, it's usually bareback...
January 12, 2026 at 10:45 AM
[Lewd, London]
Is London safe? From my experience, it's usually bareback...
Is London safe? From my experience, it's usually bareback...
I might have miscalculated twelve days, but I've got the last mince pies of this festive period warming in the oven.
The lords a-leapin' seem to have gone absent without leave...
The lords a-leapin' seem to have gone absent without leave...
January 11, 2026 at 8:45 PM
I might have miscalculated twelve days, but I've got the last mince pies of this festive period warming in the oven.
The lords a-leapin' seem to have gone absent without leave...
The lords a-leapin' seem to have gone absent without leave...
"Your cardio load: 243. Today's target load is 1-31."
oops
oops
January 11, 2026 at 5:47 PM
"Your cardio load: 243. Today's target load is 1-31."
oops
oops
#roadtobathhalf continues. 9.02mi, 1:34:46. In the words of that one fish from Spongebob, "my leg!".
January 11, 2026 at 2:15 PM
#roadtobathhalf continues. 9.02mi, 1:34:46. In the words of that one fish from Spongebob, "my leg!".
GTFO, but to the tune of "DVNO" by Justice.
Video highly recommended for those who appreciate motion graphics design.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GiDsLRQg_g4
Video highly recommended for those who appreciate motion graphics design.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GiDsLRQg_g4
January 11, 2026 at 10:46 AM
GTFO, but to the tune of "DVNO" by Justice.
Video highly recommended for those who appreciate motion graphics design.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GiDsLRQg_g4
Video highly recommended for those who appreciate motion graphics design.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GiDsLRQg_g4
I kid you not, this just happened on the yellow and black dating app:
Me: "I'm good, thanks, I'm just watching videos."
Them: "Which videos?"
Me: "Map Men. Geography facts. #thuglife"
Them: blocks me
Me: "I'm good, thanks, I'm just watching videos."
Them: "Which videos?"
Me: "Map Men. Geography facts. #thuglife"
Them: blocks me
January 10, 2026 at 10:46 PM
I kid you not, this just happened on the yellow and black dating app:
Me: "I'm good, thanks, I'm just watching videos."
Them: "Which videos?"
Me: "Map Men. Geography facts. #thuglife"
Them: blocks me
Me: "I'm good, thanks, I'm just watching videos."
Them: "Which videos?"
Me: "Map Men. Geography facts. #thuglife"
Them: blocks me
I'm surprised by the low number and poor quality of YouTube uploads of "Will It Float?" from the old Letterman show. That shit is seared into my brain from watching with my dad growing up.
Road trip? Ooh, we're up past 10:35, Letterman on an unknown CBS affiliate!
Out watching the minor league [β¦]
Road trip? Ooh, we're up past 10:35, Letterman on an unknown CBS affiliate!
Out watching the minor league [β¦]
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tech.lgbt
January 10, 2026 at 9:27 PM
I'm surprised by the low number and poor quality of YouTube uploads of "Will It Float?" from the old Letterman show. That shit is seared into my brain from watching with my dad growing up.
Road trip? Ooh, we're up past 10:35, Letterman on an unknown CBS affiliate!
Out watching the minor league [β¦]
Road trip? Ooh, we're up past 10:35, Letterman on an unknown CBS affiliate!
Out watching the minor league [β¦]
Walnuts, rocket, cranberries. Elite salad.
January 10, 2026 at 9:06 PM
Walnuts, rocket, cranberries. Elite salad.
"Falafel King - Under New Management" implies there was a Falafel Coup d'Γtat.
January 10, 2026 at 3:33 PM
"Falafel King - Under New Management" implies there was a Falafel Coup d'Γtat.
The dawn from here, earlier this week.
January 10, 2026 at 7:59 AM
The dawn from here, earlier this week.
[Traitors UK S4 ep6]
I'd let Matthew ask me for a date, tbh. Interesting approach.
I'd let Matthew ask me for a date, tbh. Interesting approach.
January 9, 2026 at 9:11 PM
[Traitors UK S4 ep6]
I'd let Matthew ask me for a date, tbh. Interesting approach.
I'd let Matthew ask me for a date, tbh. Interesting approach.
Living room fully occupied with faithful friends for televised Traitors.
January 9, 2026 at 8:15 PM
Living room fully occupied with faithful friends for televised Traitors.
My last relationship had more red flags than a major marching band, but his insistence on parking his car half on the sidewalk, despite having his own driveway right around the corner, should have been the biggest.
January 9, 2026 at 3:40 PM
My last relationship had more red flags than a major marching band, but his insistence on parking his car half on the sidewalk, despite having his own driveway right around the corner, should have been the biggest.
BDSSMS βοΈ π»
January 9, 2026 at 10:05 AM
BDSSMS βοΈ π»
Thanks to Robyn, I've gone rabbit holes reading about both Adam Driver and "Don't Mess With The Zohan"...
January 9, 2026 at 9:39 AM
Thanks to Robyn, I've gone rabbit holes reading about both Adam Driver and "Don't Mess With The Zohan"...
Err nerr, there's nerr snerr 'ere.
January 9, 2026 at 8:26 AM
Err nerr, there's nerr snerr 'ere.
Meanwhile, Vac Efron drove himself in a straight line across open floor, forgot how to turn around, gave up, and discharged his battery all night.
No robot overlord takeover here yet, folks.
No robot overlord takeover here yet, folks.
January 9, 2026 at 7:48 AM
Meanwhile, Vac Efron drove himself in a straight line across open floor, forgot how to turn around, gave up, and discharged his battery all night.
No robot overlord takeover here yet, folks.
No robot overlord takeover here yet, folks.
I know I'm from Iowa and nothing about corn should be a surprise, but roasted sweet corn in a frying pan. Heck fkn yes.
January 9, 2026 at 7:11 AM
I know I'm from Iowa and nothing about corn should be a surprise, but roasted sweet corn in a frying pan. Heck fkn yes.
[Traitors UK S4 ep5]
(in the meme sense) THE GIRLS ARE FIGHTING!
(in the meme sense) THE GIRLS ARE FIGHTING!
January 8, 2026 at 9:00 PM
[Traitors UK S4 ep5]
(in the meme sense) THE GIRLS ARE FIGHTING!
(in the meme sense) THE GIRLS ARE FIGHTING!
[Traitors UK S4 ep5]
Tempted to correlate Amanda's kamikaze, Jade-at-all-costs strategy with the "effectiveness" of her former employer, the Metropolitan Police...
Tempted to correlate Amanda's kamikaze, Jade-at-all-costs strategy with the "effectiveness" of her former employer, the Metropolitan Police...
January 8, 2026 at 8:54 PM
[Traitors UK S4 ep5]
Tempted to correlate Amanda's kamikaze, Jade-at-all-costs strategy with the "effectiveness" of her former employer, the Metropolitan Police...
Tempted to correlate Amanda's kamikaze, Jade-at-all-costs strategy with the "effectiveness" of her former employer, the Metropolitan Police...