mench the bench
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Sometimes I'm me🗿 | he/they
You corputant spungrod, the glermiculent zermvile shooperints garboculate at the bemungitude of your haberastic fraks.
November 4, 2025 at 9:01 PM
You corputant spungrod, the glermiculent zermvile shooperints garboculate at the bemungitude of your haberastic fraks.
"Fruit on the bottom"?
Uhh, yeah I sure hope he is!
Uhh, yeah I sure hope he is!
November 1, 2025 at 2:37 AM
"Fruit on the bottom"?
Uhh, yeah I sure hope he is!
Uhh, yeah I sure hope he is!
Unexpectedly met the guy who does tutorial videos for the platform I develop on at a conference. I've watched hours of his stuff and he's one of the main reasons I've been able to do my job as well as I have. I know this seems lame but it was like meeting Mickey Mouse for me.
October 31, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Unexpectedly met the guy who does tutorial videos for the platform I develop on at a conference. I've watched hours of his stuff and he's one of the main reasons I've been able to do my job as well as I have. I know this seems lame but it was like meeting Mickey Mouse for me.
All out of spoons but I got some forks left
October 30, 2025 at 7:39 PM
All out of spoons but I got some forks left
Just me and the rectangles
October 28, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Just me and the rectangles
The miming performance given by the flight crew of the safety features on an aircraft is such an odd but endearing performance.
More information should be conveyed via expressive gestures.
More information should be conveyed via expressive gestures.
October 28, 2025 at 1:12 AM
The miming performance given by the flight crew of the safety features on an aircraft is such an odd but endearing performance.
More information should be conveyed via expressive gestures.
More information should be conveyed via expressive gestures.
Trying to monologue in my head like Patrick Bateman style but it's just coming out as "derrrrr... duuhhhhhh"
October 21, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Trying to monologue in my head like Patrick Bateman style but it's just coming out as "derrrrr... duuhhhhhh"
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i want a lobotomy
October 9, 2025 at 9:27 PM
i want a lobotomy
DAAAAATETIIIIIIMES!!!!
homer simpson from the simpsons is screaming with his fist in the air
ALT: homer simpson from the simpsons is screaming with his fist in the air
media.tenor.com
October 8, 2025 at 2:37 PM
DAAAAATETIIIIIIMES!!!!
October 1, 2025 at 8:59 PM
What's a random line that really sticks with you?
September 21, 2025 at 11:50 PM
What's a random line that really sticks with you?
"Nothing is always true"
-Epitomatic statement
-Epitomatic statement
September 17, 2025 at 3:17 PM
"Nothing is always true"
-Epitomatic statement
-Epitomatic statement
>using SharePoint
>can't share
>what's the point
>can't share
>what's the point
September 16, 2025 at 5:32 PM
>using SharePoint
>can't share
>what's the point
>can't share
>what's the point
Gay Obama be like: uhh... Let me be queer...
September 11, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Gay Obama be like: uhh... Let me be queer...
chess_castling_sfx.wav
September 3, 2025 at 1:42 PM
chess_castling_sfx.wav
Casually losing my mind faster than the world can take it from me
August 24, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Casually losing my mind faster than the world can take it from me
Me: "ugh I'm tired but I have to go out, I'll go but I'll be home by 9 PM"
ME, LATER: "I'M HAVING FUN?? IT'S ONLY 2 AM, THAT'S FINE!"
ME, LATER: "I'M HAVING FUN?? IT'S ONLY 2 AM, THAT'S FINE!"
August 24, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Me: "ugh I'm tired but I have to go out, I'll go but I'll be home by 9 PM"
ME, LATER: "I'M HAVING FUN?? IT'S ONLY 2 AM, THAT'S FINE!"
ME, LATER: "I'M HAVING FUN?? IT'S ONLY 2 AM, THAT'S FINE!"
Shall I liken thee to a werewolf?
Or a mass of algae?
Or a mass of algae?
August 22, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Shall I liken thee to a werewolf?
Or a mass of algae?
Or a mass of algae?
DND power gamers 🤝 politically savvy power bottoms
"Strategically throwing it back"
"Strategically throwing it back"
August 19, 2025 at 1:12 AM
DND power gamers 🤝 politically savvy power bottoms
"Strategically throwing it back"
"Strategically throwing it back"
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"Submitted Submittals" Celebrity Jeopardy ass data field
July 28, 2025 at 6:33 PM
"Submitted Submittals" Celebrity Jeopardy ass data field