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Sometimes I'm me🗿 | he/they
"Fruit on the bottom"?
Uhh, yeah I sure hope he is!
Uhh, yeah I sure hope he is!
November 1, 2025 at 2:37 AM
"Fruit on the bottom"?
Uhh, yeah I sure hope he is!
Uhh, yeah I sure hope he is!
Unexpectedly met the guy who does tutorial videos for the platform I develop on at a conference. I've watched hours of his stuff and he's one of the main reasons I've been able to do my job as well as I have. I know this seems lame but it was like meeting Mickey Mouse for me.
October 31, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Unexpectedly met the guy who does tutorial videos for the platform I develop on at a conference. I've watched hours of his stuff and he's one of the main reasons I've been able to do my job as well as I have. I know this seems lame but it was like meeting Mickey Mouse for me.
Weird Al
Hilary Duff
Emeril Lagasse
Christina Aguilera
John Goodman
Hilary Duff
Emeril Lagasse
Christina Aguilera
John Goodman
May 1, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Weird Al
Hilary Duff
Emeril Lagasse
Christina Aguilera
John Goodman
Hilary Duff
Emeril Lagasse
Christina Aguilera
John Goodman
Bro how do they even get there
April 14, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Bro how do they even get there
Don't talk to me or my son ever again
March 22, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Don't talk to me or my son ever again
Without downloading any new pics, what's your energy going into 2025
December 30, 2024 at 3:03 PM
Without downloading any new pics, what's your energy going into 2025
Was researching statistical bias on Wikipedia and found some very funny terminology.
Imagine someone calling your distribution "cauchy". I'd be devastated.
Imagine someone calling your distribution "cauchy". I'd be devastated.
December 19, 2024 at 3:41 PM
Was researching statistical bias on Wikipedia and found some very funny terminology.
Imagine someone calling your distribution "cauchy". I'd be devastated.
Imagine someone calling your distribution "cauchy". I'd be devastated.
"Cyberpunk Vocal Synthwave" > "Hacker Mid Tempo Minimal Techno" > "Weirdcore synthesizer Idm"
I am successfully becoming a computer
I am successfully becoming a computer
December 4, 2024 at 4:51 PM
"Cyberpunk Vocal Synthwave" > "Hacker Mid Tempo Minimal Techno" > "Weirdcore synthesizer Idm"
I am successfully becoming a computer
I am successfully becoming a computer
Dude I found Henry! He's playing Clash Royal on the 2v2 ladder!
November 21, 2024 at 4:16 PM
Dude I found Henry! He's playing Clash Royal on the 2v2 ladder!
Do not hold the elevator door for people, it is MATHEMATICALLY RUDE!
November 7, 2024 at 7:20 PM
Do not hold the elevator door for people, it is MATHEMATICALLY RUDE!
MFW I wanna be the guy
November 4, 2024 at 3:35 PM
MFW I wanna be the guy
Currently working on a task named "Mysterious Orange Triangle" and it really feels like that one Venture Bros episode
October 22, 2024 at 5:05 PM
Currently working on a task named "Mysterious Orange Triangle" and it really feels like that one Venture Bros episode
The incredible irony of having a bag of shelled pistachios but struggling to open it
October 10, 2024 at 7:39 PM
The incredible irony of having a bag of shelled pistachios but struggling to open it
Yo dog this Michael Keaton is 🔥🔥🔥
September 24, 2024 at 7:44 PM
Yo dog this Michael Keaton is 🔥🔥🔥
Thing that was broken at work that I spent days trying to fix wasn't my thing and only looked like it was my thing because of another thing that was actually broke
September 19, 2024 at 1:52 PM
Thing that was broken at work that I spent days trying to fix wasn't my thing and only looked like it was my thing because of another thing that was actually broke
Alt: My body is a MACHINE that turns BROKEN MACHINES into MACHINES
August 15, 2024 at 5:27 PM
Alt: My body is a MACHINE that turns BROKEN MACHINES into MACHINES
Man fuck pears. You can tell they suck because the best dish we can think of to use them in is objectively disgusting -
July 8, 2024 at 8:21 PM
Man fuck pears. You can tell they suck because the best dish we can think of to use them in is objectively disgusting -
Love that my cat has seen an above average amount of Dropout content
June 27, 2024 at 2:46 AM
Love that my cat has seen an above average amount of Dropout content