Wolfram Alpha Male
@wolframalphamale.bsky.social
nasty, brutish, and short
she/her
she/her
Pinned
Reposted by Wolfram Alpha Male
Friendly reminder not to ruin Thanksgiving dinner by bringing up politics…ruin Thanksgiving dinner by asking about the halacha of a chick standing with one leg within 50 cubits from the dovecote and one leg beyond 50 cubits.
November 23, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Friendly reminder not to ruin Thanksgiving dinner by bringing up politics…ruin Thanksgiving dinner by asking about the halacha of a chick standing with one leg within 50 cubits from the dovecote and one leg beyond 50 cubits.
marathon is happening right outside the window and the prevailing chant right now is DALLAS SUCKS
go birds!!!
go birds!!!
November 23, 2025 at 1:18 PM
marathon is happening right outside the window and the prevailing chant right now is DALLAS SUCKS
go birds!!!
go birds!!!
thinking about Her
November 23, 2025 at 12:07 AM
thinking about Her
got go birdsed by a runner on my way to the train to Philadelphia, go birds
November 22, 2025 at 3:08 PM
got go birdsed by a runner on my way to the train to Philadelphia, go birds
there are five (5) [expensive HVAC company] trucks on this one stretch of street. are we getting district heating or
November 18, 2025 at 1:34 PM
there are five (5) [expensive HVAC company] trucks on this one stretch of street. are we getting district heating or
my cat is underfoot and harassing me because I am eating
broccoli
I am eating broccoli
girl you will not like this
broccoli
I am eating broccoli
girl you will not like this
November 14, 2025 at 5:32 PM
my cat is underfoot and harassing me because I am eating
broccoli
I am eating broccoli
girl you will not like this
broccoli
I am eating broccoli
girl you will not like this
Duck is being very goblin this morning. the number of times I have said 'THIS IS NOT FOR YOU' today is absurd
November 11, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Duck is being very goblin this morning. the number of times I have said 'THIS IS NOT FOR YOU' today is absurd
I have just entered the bathroom to find a mostly full carboy of freeze-concentrated apple cider and a draining frozen gallon jug of cider so I think we're making a cheaters version of ice cider now
roommate sent me a picture of a carboy in the bathtub with the message 'the ginger mead is in quarantine'
very excited for six-months-from-now me
very excited for six-months-from-now me
November 10, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I have just entered the bathroom to find a mostly full carboy of freeze-concentrated apple cider and a draining frozen gallon jug of cider so I think we're making a cheaters version of ice cider now
roommate: be nice
Socks Cat: bapbapbapbapbap
Duck: bapbapbapbapbap
roommate: THAT'S NOT NICE
Socks Cat: bapbapbapbapbap
Duck: bapbapbapbapbap
roommate: THAT'S NOT NICE
November 9, 2025 at 2:57 PM
roommate: be nice
Socks Cat: bapbapbapbapbap
Duck: bapbapbapbapbap
roommate: THAT'S NOT NICE
Socks Cat: bapbapbapbapbap
Duck: bapbapbapbapbap
roommate: THAT'S NOT NICE
small child at the airport: iiiiiiimmmmm dizzyyyyyyt
parent: that is what happens when you spin around like that
parent: that is what happens when you spin around like that
November 8, 2025 at 6:40 PM
small child at the airport: iiiiiiimmmmm dizzyyyyyyt
parent: that is what happens when you spin around like that
parent: that is what happens when you spin around like that
later, apparently, because yesterday's JetBlue shenanigans have deposited me in San Francisco, where it is seventy degrees forever
soon
ah, twenty one degrees Fahrenheit. the perfect temperature to go to your local Dunkin ™️ and get the largest possible iced coffee
November 4, 2025 at 1:34 PM
later, apparently, because yesterday's JetBlue shenanigans have deposited me in San Francisco, where it is seventy degrees forever
first officer: hello everyone and welcome to JetBlue flight #### to San Francisco. Please check your boarding pass to make sure you are boarding the correct flight, or else you will end up on the West Coast
November 3, 2025 at 3:15 PM
first officer: hello everyone and welcome to JetBlue flight #### to San Francisco. Please check your boarding pass to make sure you are boarding the correct flight, or else you will end up on the West Coast
welcome to the year's neighborhood Halloween costumes thread
starting off with: two barely walking toddlers in T-Rex onesies
starting off with: two barely walking toddlers in T-Rex onesies
October 31, 2025 at 9:21 PM
welcome to the year's neighborhood Halloween costumes thread
starting off with: two barely walking toddlers in T-Rex onesies
starting off with: two barely walking toddlers in T-Rex onesies
level of 'mad at LLM slop' has reached 'learning about the typescript AST holistically' and 'writing type-aware lint rules'
I spent this week writing artisanal bespoke lint rules to spite this archetype of person
(this specific person has not sent me an LLM slop PR since being told to 'use their meat brain' for high context tasks)
(this specific person has not sent me an LLM slop PR since being told to 'use their meat brain' for high context tasks)
coworker in a later time zone sent me a bad LLM-codemod-generated PR
October 31, 2025 at 12:12 AM
level of 'mad at LLM slop' has reached 'learning about the typescript AST holistically' and 'writing type-aware lint rules'
HOW MANY INNINGS???
October 28, 2025 at 12:02 PM
HOW MANY INNINGS???
just hearing that I have been assessed a fifteen yard penalty for Melt Butter Without Give To Cat
October 26, 2025 at 4:22 PM
just hearing that I have been assessed a fifteen yard penalty for Melt Butter Without Give To Cat
The Incredible Sulk
October 25, 2025 at 11:36 PM
The Incredible Sulk
soon
ah, twenty one degrees Fahrenheit. the perfect temperature to go to your local Dunkin ™️ and get the largest possible iced coffee
October 25, 2025 at 12:47 PM
soon
Dan Vladar should just start slashing these guys
October 24, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Dan Vladar should just start slashing these guys
lmao does Cousins think that's on Vladar for tripping? fuck off
October 23, 2025 at 11:28 PM
lmao does Cousins think that's on Vladar for tripping? fuck off
Fitbit whenever I'm on vacation walking ten miles a day: oh my god please stop you're overtraining you're going to hurt yourself
Fitbit whenever I get back from vacation and walk ten minutes to and from the train station: oh my god you're not training enough you're going to lose all your progress
Fitbit whenever I get back from vacation and walk ten minutes to and from the train station: oh my god you're not training enough you're going to lose all your progress
October 22, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Fitbit whenever I'm on vacation walking ten miles a day: oh my god please stop you're overtraining you're going to hurt yourself
Fitbit whenever I get back from vacation and walk ten minutes to and from the train station: oh my god you're not training enough you're going to lose all your progress
Fitbit whenever I get back from vacation and walk ten minutes to and from the train station: oh my god you're not training enough you're going to lose all your progress
i went to Croatia and all I got was this fucking awesome hoodie
October 21, 2025 at 11:33 PM
i went to Croatia and all I got was this fucking awesome hoodie