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Wolfram Alpha Male
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nasty, brutish, and short

she/her
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LGR, etc
Cornell Big Red hockey players Reegan Hiscock and Aiden Long standing next to each other on the bench at Lynah Rink
November 16, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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broccoli being submitted for inspection to a scornful looking black cat
November 14, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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The Incredible Sulk
A black, eartipped cat with narrowed yellow eyes is mostly buried inside a colorful, well-loved knitted blanket atop a gray couch. She regards the camera and its operator with the utmost disdain.
October 25, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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i went to Croatia and all I got was this fucking awesome hoodie
Gray hoodie with a multi color embroidered bear and embroidered text reading 'National Park Plitvice Lakes'
October 21, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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HOLLYWOOD hillside sign except it reads PROLLYWOOD
September 24, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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the Incredible Sulk
My black cat Duck lying completely flat on top of a black fleece blanket. She is resting her chin on top of her folded paws and glaring at the camera
September 19, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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coworker in a later time zone sent me a bad LLM-codemod-generated PR
angy cartoon cat sitting in front of a cartoon flame typing angily into its cartoon laptop: "I hope this email finds you before I DO"
July 25, 2025 at 12:33 PM
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I live in Boston

lol
A grocery store display of MLB-branded packets of peanuts. There are packets for the Mets, Nats, Yankees, and Phillies, but not the Red Sox for whatever reason.
July 12, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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The Incredible Sulk
My black cat Duck lies on top of a multicolored knitted blanket. She is leaning her chin on her right arm. She gazes on the camera with an extremely bored, narrowed-eyed expression.
June 19, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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I'll take 'push notifications I don't want to get on the wrong side of Government Center from my house' for 500, Alex
Technical Problem Green Line: Delays of about 15 minutes due to a signal problem at Government Center. Trains my stand by at stations. Posted on Jun 12, 2025, 18:05 Source: MBTA
June 12, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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orb pondering wizard meme
May 24, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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The Incredible Sulk
My black cat Duck is lying half asleep on top of a black fleece blanket on top of me. She has her head leaned against my foot. I must have moved that foot a microscopic amount, because she is making airplane ears and glaring daggers at me.
May 3, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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this idiot cat who spooks himself
A large tabby cat with an even larger tail is walking out of frame. The tail is poofed up like a bottle brush. The cat is pretending nothing has happened and he's not scared, definitely, for real.
May 2, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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she judgeth from on high
my black cat Duck glaring at the camera that I have rudely placed in front of her face
April 20, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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yes
Socks Cat, a large tabby cat with white snout, chest, and paws, sits on a bathroom vanity and stares into the middle distance as I, the human holding the camera, refuse to turn on the sink for him
April 18, 2025 at 12:39 PM
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this is unconscionable by my uncle. what do I do
A box of Streit's (not Manischewitz‽) matzo
April 12, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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været denne måneden
Mem med to bilder Første bilde: En liten ugle sitter på en gren foran en frodig bakgrunn. Uglen sier: Endelig vår! Andre bilde: Den lille uglen står på grenen midt i en snøstorm. Grenen og uglen er dekket av snø. Uglen sier: Ka i huleste // Meme with two panels First panel: A little owl sits on a branch in front of a verdant background. The owl says: Finally, spring! Second panel: The little owl stands on the branch amidst a snowstorm. Branch and owl are covered in snow. The owl says: What the heck
March 31, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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post a warning
Sign near Cornell University's Day Hall reading WARNING: NO WINTER MAINTENANCE. In the center of the sign, there is a snowflake with a warning triangle superimposed. Inside the warning triangle is an icon of a person slipping. It has been a mild winter, the footpath being warned about is totally clear, and there is no snow in sight. An enterprising individual has used masking tape to cover the word MAINTENANCE, causing the sign to correctly read WARNING: NO WINTER.
March 23, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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update to the update. this now simmers for about three hours
A big hunk of browned meat is nestled among a shitload of wilted red onions, carrots and celery.
March 9, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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update
A bunch of prepped ingredients for making Ragu Genovese: chopped carrots and celery, a shit load of sliced onions, grated Parmesan cheese, chopped parsley, a piece of top round roast, tomato paste, and a measured amount of wine. Plus a glass of wine for the cook (me)
March 9, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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go boats
The Boston Fleet and the Montreal Victoire warming up at Agganis Arena
March 8, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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thank you for posting this after I left the house, app
Delay alert message for the MBTA Green Line. Alert on this line Technical Problem Green Line [redacted] Branch: Delays of about 25 minutes due to a disabled train at [redacted and replaced with] my fucking stop. Trains may stand by at stations.
March 5, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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The Incredible Sulk
My black cat Duck is lying very flat on a colorful knitted blanket. The bottom half of her face is obscured by the blanket. One of her paws is reaching forward; her chin is resting on her other paw. She is deliberately avoiding eye contact with the camera. It is beneath her.
March 2, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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oh no! where will i post github incident reports now,
Incident! Trouble loading or using Slack Investigating We're investigating reports of trouble connecting or loading Slack, we'll provide another update once we have news to share. Feb 26, 10:27 AM EST Features affected: Connectivity Status: Incident
February 26, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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honk
A Canada goose honks at a startled, flapping, off balance bald eagle
February 21, 2025 at 4:55 AM