Wolfram Alpha Male
@wolframalphamale.bsky.social
nasty, brutish, and short
she/her
she/her
omg someone is running in a business suit with a briefcase
November 23, 2025 at 1:33 PM
omg someone is running in a business suit with a briefcase
have you considered that he is in IMMINENT danger of starving to death and he will judge you FOREVER if he does
November 20, 2025 at 1:15 PM
have you considered that he is in IMMINENT danger of starving to death and he will judge you FOREVER if he does
a sixth truck has appeared
November 18, 2025 at 1:35 PM
a sixth truck has appeared
distraught uncle text in three... two... one...
November 17, 2025 at 2:58 AM
triple lmao at Devonta Smith trying to run block there and getting knocked on his ass
November 17, 2025 at 2:45 AM
triple lmao at Devonta Smith trying to run block there and getting knocked on his ass
yeah thinking about turning this off at the half and/or when I'm done knitting the thing I'm knitting
November 17, 2025 at 2:36 AM
yeah thinking about turning this off at the half and/or when I'm done knitting the thing I'm knitting
double lmao
November 17, 2025 at 2:34 AM
double lmao
distraught uncle text in three... two... one...
November 17, 2025 at 2:33 AM
distraught uncle text in three... two... one...
oof Lane Johnson injury not good
November 17, 2025 at 1:52 AM
oof Lane Johnson injury not good
ooh was that a tipped pass hell yeah
November 17, 2025 at 1:34 AM
ooh was that a tipped pass hell yeah
they both play LW so they 1000% are doing this on purpose, they would not be on the same line
November 16, 2025 at 3:22 PM
they both play LW so they 1000% are doing this on purpose, they would not be on the same line
wait wait wait I've got it
Go Big Rod
Go Big Rod
November 16, 2025 at 2:59 PM
wait wait wait I've got it
Go Big Rod
Go Big Rod
Seconding backbar. Saloon in Davis has also gotten pretty good and has food. Temple Records by Park St is interesting if you want to go downtown, and they have small plates as well
The cocktail place upstairs at Bow Market is a bit overpriced and underwhelming but the food at Bow Market is good
The cocktail place upstairs at Bow Market is a bit overpriced and underwhelming but the food at Bow Market is good
November 15, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Seconding backbar. Saloon in Davis has also gotten pretty good and has food. Temple Records by Park St is interesting if you want to go downtown, and they have small plates as well
The cocktail place upstairs at Bow Market is a bit overpriced and underwhelming but the food at Bow Market is good
The cocktail place upstairs at Bow Market is a bit overpriced and underwhelming but the food at Bow Market is good
