Wolf
@wolfp.bsky.social
spreadsheets, spreadsheets about trains, trains
Want to be more social in 2026. Not optimistic.
December 31, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Want to be more social in 2026. Not optimistic.
For a street where the recycling won't be collected til Friday morning, there are a lot of recycling bags out on the street
December 30, 2025 at 9:23 PM
For a street where the recycling won't be collected til Friday morning, there are a lot of recycling bags out on the street
Running the 'Unconditionally Format and Uncalculate' macro
December 30, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Running the 'Unconditionally Format and Uncalculate' macro
Slagroom is helpful Dutch word that is a good third more economical in characters than the English
December 27, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Slagroom is helpful Dutch word that is a good third more economical in characters than the English
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Orange Line Holiday Train! Merry Christmas!
December 25, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Orange Line Holiday Train! Merry Christmas!
The only Christmas food I have been eating is croissant curry #pokemonlegendsza
December 25, 2025 at 7:32 PM
The only Christmas food I have been eating is croissant curry #pokemonlegendsza
Watching the Xmas Futurama
December 25, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Watching the Xmas Futurama
'I got the OBR to deliver your christmas presents, so instead of unwrapping them today, you can read reviews of them in the newspapers'
December 25, 2025 at 10:07 AM
'I got the OBR to deliver your christmas presents, so instead of unwrapping them today, you can read reviews of them in the newspapers'
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Oh litmus tree
Oh litmus tree
I know your precise acidity
Oh litmus tree
I know your precise acidity
December 16, 2023 at 12:07 PM
Oh litmus tree
Oh litmus tree
I know your precise acidity
Oh litmus tree
I know your precise acidity
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Took my daughter Isolde to see the Kelvedon Hatch Secret Nuclear Bunker in Essex, used by the UK government between 1953 and 1992. A fascinating place, absolutely enormous, each room featuring a different musty aroma. We were the only ones there, more sensible people busy with Christmas shopping.
December 23, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Took my daughter Isolde to see the Kelvedon Hatch Secret Nuclear Bunker in Essex, used by the UK government between 1953 and 1992. A fascinating place, absolutely enormous, each room featuring a different musty aroma. We were the only ones there, more sensible people busy with Christmas shopping.
Is it too cold to sit on the beach to drink coffee?
Yes.
Yes.
December 23, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Is it too cold to sit on the beach to drink coffee?
Yes.
Yes.
What do you mean marzipan fruit don't count towards my five a day
December 22, 2025 at 1:14 PM
What do you mean marzipan fruit don't count towards my five a day
The nine lessons everyone in $area need to hear before Christmas
December 21, 2025 at 7:56 PM
The nine lessons everyone in $area need to hear before Christmas
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Nächste Station: Mönchengladbach Hbf, change here for the Piccadilly Line
wild #CrossBorderRail connections available these days, didn't even know about this one...
wild #CrossBorderRail connections available these days, didn't even know about this one...
December 20, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Nächste Station: Mönchengladbach Hbf, change here for the Piccadilly Line
wild #CrossBorderRail connections available these days, didn't even know about this one...
wild #CrossBorderRail connections available these days, didn't even know about this one...
New specs dropped. Metaphorically or that would be a big waste of £200
December 19, 2025 at 4:03 PM
New specs dropped. Metaphorically or that would be a big waste of £200
'Oh, *you* had this inspirational idea? All your own em dashes and lists with three members, are they?'
December 19, 2025 at 9:31 AM
'Oh, *you* had this inspirational idea? All your own em dashes and lists with three members, are they?'
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Then, finally: The Danish living room on rails. One of my and probably also your favourite trains. Just absolutely fantastic. 🥰
#NebulousNorth
#NebulousNorth
December 18, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Then, finally: The Danish living room on rails. One of my and probably also your favourite trains. Just absolutely fantastic. 🥰
#NebulousNorth
#NebulousNorth
When your Excel workbook is cursed and there's noone else to blame
December 18, 2025 at 3:05 PM
When your Excel workbook is cursed and there's noone else to blame
'Santasaurus sticks his neck down your chimney and eats your christmas tree'
December 18, 2025 at 9:06 AM
'Santasaurus sticks his neck down your chimney and eats your christmas tree'
My Excel unwrapped says I'm in the top 0.0001% users of TEXTJOIN
December 15, 2025 at 5:25 PM
My Excel unwrapped says I'm in the top 0.0001% users of TEXTJOIN
This seems great but there is a catamaran that takes twenty minutes which is less time then they spend shunting at VSG
Multimodal means that your train takes a ferry, right? This beast will swallow the train at Villa San Giovanni to cross the Strait of Messina. Because the train is not bite-sized, it will be divided into two parts.
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December 12, 2025 at 9:54 PM
This seems great but there is a catamaran that takes twenty minutes which is less time then they spend shunting at VSG
Baffled at the number of bars, delis, restaurants who do use Instagram to promote themselves but don't put OPENING HOURS IN THEIR BIO
December 9, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Baffled at the number of bars, delis, restaurants who do use Instagram to promote themselves but don't put OPENING HOURS IN THEIR BIO
The GBR livery seems to be the same shapes as TransPennine but with some fills changed in Paint
December 9, 2025 at 9:24 AM
The GBR livery seems to be the same shapes as TransPennine but with some fills changed in Paint
'That's not a strategy, that's a plan'
December 8, 2025 at 8:05 AM
'That's not a strategy, that's a plan'
This weekend I have been doing rolling stock diagrams in Excel and playing Pokémon and blowing my nose
December 7, 2025 at 8:37 PM
This weekend I have been doing rolling stock diagrams in Excel and playing Pokémon and blowing my nose