William Fry 🏳️🌈🔵🐸
@wkfry.bsky.social
Software engineer who recently left "Big Tech". In search of my next big adventure.
Likes: #microsoft #dotnet #dotnetmaui #csharp #software #cooking #recipes #cats #gay #lgbt
Likes: #microsoft #dotnet #dotnetmaui #csharp #software #cooking #recipes #cats #gay #lgbt
"Trump blowing Bubba" was not on my 2025 Bingo Card...
But to be fair, did ANYONE have that on their Bingo Card...? 🤔
But to be fair, did ANYONE have that on their Bingo Card...? 🤔
November 14, 2025 at 11:31 PM
"Trump blowing Bubba" was not on my 2025 Bingo Card...
But to be fair, did ANYONE have that on their Bingo Card...? 🤔
But to be fair, did ANYONE have that on their Bingo Card...? 🤔
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We go together like bathtubs and toasters
November 14, 2025 at 7:46 PM
We go together like bathtubs and toasters
"Trump blowing Bubba" is causing my brain to seize...
November 14, 2025 at 7:49 PM
"Trump blowing Bubba" is causing my brain to seize...
I wonder if Trump was wearing a blue dress... 🤔
November 14, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I wonder if Trump was wearing a blue dress... 🤔
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He's undoubtedly planning the Mother of all Distractions but can't think of anything to top flying over a city in a crown dropping poo on American citizens.
November 13, 2025 at 9:23 PM
He's undoubtedly planning the Mother of all Distractions but can't think of anything to top flying over a city in a crown dropping poo on American citizens.
Growing up, TV convinced me that someday I'd find a pirate map with a big red X indicating hidden treasure...
Still waiting... 🙄
Still waiting... 🙄
November 14, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Growing up, TV convinced me that someday I'd find a pirate map with a big red X indicating hidden treasure...
Still waiting... 🙄
Still waiting... 🙄
Look, I have some serious dirt!
I KNOW how much brandy went into my mother's fruitcakes.
And I KNOW why everyone liked them so much! 😱
I KNOW how much brandy went into my mother's fruitcakes.
And I KNOW why everyone liked them so much! 😱
November 14, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Look, I have some serious dirt!
I KNOW how much brandy went into my mother's fruitcakes.
And I KNOW why everyone liked them so much! 😱
I KNOW how much brandy went into my mother's fruitcakes.
And I KNOW why everyone liked them so much! 😱
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November 13, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Oh no! I just realized a coworker/friend of mine looks a lot like a girl that I dated in High School.
Now, I suddenly feel weird. 😂 😂 😂
Now, I suddenly feel weird. 😂 😂 😂
November 14, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Oh no! I just realized a coworker/friend of mine looks a lot like a girl that I dated in High School.
Now, I suddenly feel weird. 😂 😂 😂
Now, I suddenly feel weird. 😂 😂 😂
News... stop being weird!!! 😱
November 14, 2025 at 4:06 PM
News... stop being weird!!! 😱
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My phone did a big update this morning, and it took so long that I was hoping that android decided to download the entire Epstein files to all of our phones like apple did with that U2 album
November 13, 2025 at 6:38 PM
My phone did a big update this morning, and it took so long that I was hoping that android decided to download the entire Epstein files to all of our phones like apple did with that U2 album
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Much Ado About Nothing (1993) on my fyp so now it's on yours
November 12, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Much Ado About Nothing (1993) on my fyp so now it's on yours
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I'm just a delicate garment in a machine wash world
November 12, 2025 at 1:56 PM
I'm just a delicate garment in a machine wash world
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You guys I’m so absolutely pissed at the world it’s gonna pull me out of a depression
November 11, 2025 at 1:43 AM
You guys I’m so absolutely pissed at the world it’s gonna pull me out of a depression
Today, I was feeling a bit down and asking myself, "Am I doing any good in the world?"
So, I wrote the following note and put it on my nightstand!
So, I wrote the following note and put it on my nightstand!
November 11, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Today, I was feeling a bit down and asking myself, "Am I doing any good in the world?"
So, I wrote the following note and put it on my nightstand!
So, I wrote the following note and put it on my nightstand!
There's nothing I enjoy more than one someone on NextDoor starts with "I never post here, but..." 🙄
Always super hinged...
Always super hinged...
November 11, 2025 at 9:46 PM
There's nothing I enjoy more than one someone on NextDoor starts with "I never post here, but..." 🙄
Always super hinged...
Always super hinged...
If I just forget about everything else and remember "I'm on a ball hurling through space!"...
I'm basically crushing it! 😲
I'm basically crushing it! 😲
November 11, 2025 at 9:35 PM
If I just forget about everything else and remember "I'm on a ball hurling through space!"...
I'm basically crushing it! 😲
I'm basically crushing it! 😲
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I'm thinking today of all my fellow veterans but especially the more than 5,000 trans service members and their families who were kicked out of the military this year despite being highly qualified and serving honorably. This injustice will be a stain on our nation's history.
November 11, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I'm thinking today of all my fellow veterans but especially the more than 5,000 trans service members and their families who were kicked out of the military this year despite being highly qualified and serving honorably. This injustice will be a stain on our nation's history.
I periodically check to see if I've acquired any new superpowers.
It would suck to have a superpower and not know it! 🙄
It would suck to have a superpower and not know it! 🙄
November 11, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I periodically check to see if I've acquired any new superpowers.
It would suck to have a superpower and not know it! 🙄
It would suck to have a superpower and not know it! 🙄
There needs to be a Twilight Zone episode where everyone has to look like they did in their Prom photos for the rest of their lives... 🙄
November 11, 2025 at 7:01 PM
There needs to be a Twilight Zone episode where everyone has to look like they did in their Prom photos for the rest of their lives... 🙄
Shumer is off my holiday card list. 😡
And I send the really fancy cards with 3D paper displays. They're really cool.
And I send the really fancy cards with 3D paper displays. They're really cool.
November 11, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Shumer is off my holiday card list. 😡
And I send the really fancy cards with 3D paper displays. They're really cool.
And I send the really fancy cards with 3D paper displays. They're really cool.