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William Tench
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📍Winchester/Llangefni | he/him 🏳️‍🌈
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I think the answer is "they're not white".
Interested in how you square the circle of “British people who post ‘burn down a migrant hotel’ during race riots shouldn’t be arrested” with “someone who posted pretty objectionable and racist things 8 years before they became a British citizen should be deported” and am sure someone will ask Nigel
December 29, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Haven’t been following this too closely so this might be a dogshit take but am I right in saying the “you shouldn’t be jailed for hurty tweets” crowd are now saying you that ‘hurty tweets’ mean you shouldn’t receive consular assistance?

www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...
Successive UK governments face questions over support for activist Alaa Abd el-Fattah
Dissident released by Egypt was welcomed back to UK by Keir Starmer but offensive social media posts have since surfaced
www.theguardian.com
December 28, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Having Pepsi in a Coke glass
December 28, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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A reminder that the Big Picture Quiz of 2025 is still live!

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December 26, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Victory!!
December 27, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Best bit of the festive period?
December 26, 2025 at 2:16 PM
1. Twix
2. Malteaser
3. Snickers
4. Galaxy
5. Mars
6. Galaxy Caramel
7. Milky Way
8. Bounty
Well why not join in eh?!

1. Galaxy
2. Twin
3. Malteser
4. Milky Way
5. Mars
6. Galaxy caramel
7. Bounty
8. Snickers
1. Galaxy
2. Malteser
3. Galaxy Caramel
4. Milky Way
5. Twix
6. Mars
7. Bounty
Could Kill Me Maybe: Snickers
December 25, 2025 at 3:45 PM
A poor showing this year; reindeers have antlers not horns
December 25, 2025 at 3:09 PM
The dog is a goof ‘un
December 25, 2025 at 10:14 AM
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🍾❓🦧❓🌃❓⛹️‍♀️❓🏎️❓

🚨🚨🚨 Hello, I’m back! I present to you:

THE BIG PICTURE QUIZ OF 2025!
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SOLO or TEAM!!🧍👨‍👩‍👦‍👦
Deadline 23:59 Mon 29th Dec!!!

Happy Christmas everyone ❤️

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December 22, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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The Liberal Democrats won 106 Council By-Elections in 2025, more than any other party #ByElectionsWrapped

1) LDM 106
2) RFM 104
3) CON 45
4) LAB 36
5) GRN 24
December 23, 2025 at 9:05 AM
great news for racist uncles
December 20, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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Have written for @financialtimes.com on the dangers of been see to pitch house building against nature. Britain desperately needs more homes, but if you force a nature/building binary, it is the latter that will lose in the court of public opinion. www.ft.com/content/f456...
December 20, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Easy to go home for Christmas and say nothing has changed in the typical British High Street for 20 years but that’s not true: WH Smith is called TJ Jones now
December 20, 2025 at 1:38 PM
this sounds like eurofederalism to me
December 19, 2025 at 4:42 PM
this feels devastating for Anglo-Norwegian relations
December 19, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Harry is ironing my trousers so I thought I’d put my shoes on while I was waiting…
December 18, 2025 at 8:31 AM
When someone shows you who they are, believe them
December 17, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Thoroughly recommend Into The Woods at The Bridge Theatre, wonderful cast (especially Kate Fleetwood as the Witch; still have goosebumps from Last Midnight) and staging was stunning.
December 16, 2025 at 10:41 PM
why do I feel like I’m being watched
December 16, 2025 at 1:21 PM
The Kylie renaissance needs to be studied, it is one thing to retain a loyal group of 40 year old gay men but the last few years of cultural relevance and commercial success??!!
December 15, 2025 at 8:50 AM
December 14, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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Relieved to discover it stands for "Cross Border Training" as Instagram offers me a video of the Swedish and Finnish air force doing a "CBT display".
December 13, 2025 at 9:56 PM